Neptunia General #896

Evil

And people say Rom shouldn't be spanked. She's as bad as Ram.

Rom is the one that made them do that.
She likes it more than anyone.

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No

Thanks for reminding me, faget.
I got PTSD from that quest.

No prob

Of course. No one in the game wears goggles.

>MFW i see the achievements for Hitler Noire
I-i-is this hell? Have to max Everyone lily rank with Everyone?!
NepU is nothing compared to this hell

>no jolly cooperation

Because you finish U in 6 hours

What if... guys...
What if Ganache is Secretary?

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>Oh, yay! I’m counting on you two to put the gun together, Compa and Iffy. Bye-bye!
>…Compa, you’ve got my permission to roundhouse kick her in the face later.
>I’m not really into violence, but I think she’d do well to suffer a firm flick on the back of her ear…
SUCH VIOLENCE

Told you so.

What if
>Anonydeath is just an insane version of ganache
>Secretary is a bizarro version of Ganache

The True End takes 70 Lily Rank with everyone anyways, so 100 isn't much more of a jump. Plus you get scenes for every 10.

Fund it.

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Yeah, True End requires 70 lily rank with Noire - Everyone else
The Achievements require 100 Lily Rank EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE, NOT JUST NOIRE

how do I unlock million arthur events? in postgame.

Noire looks like she's about to sock poor little Neptune.

Is this real

>I'd like to have the type of work that includes playing games, eating snacks, goofing around, and the money just rolls in, please~

And Noway replies with "Y-you can try being my wife" please make the edit, onee-chan. I'd appreciate it.

Just how small is Neptune?

Yes,

IIRC It goes somewhere along the lines of:
Compa wants to know the secrets to big boobs (probably cause she think they're soft or some shit cause she's that innocent)
IF also wants big boobs(for less innocent reasons)
Neptune knows how they grow up, burst IF's bubble
IF wants to become a CPU cause Nep and Plutia both expand in HDD
Neptune counterargues with Blanc's case

Why are Neptune's eyes lighting up like that?

147 cm tall
Roughly 4'10"

There's a ray of light in front of her

I'm not motivated.

I guess I really need to play RB3

>IF also wants big boobs(for less innocent reasons)
Always spoiled.

Marvy is bigger than Vert: Confirmed

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Curse you Purple Heart!

You haven't seen the last of me!

NG+ sadly

memes

The DNA of the soul

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>hitler noire
what is this new meme?

>Big Nep

Genes.

I love Neptune more than anything in the whole world!

What if...
>nep dating sim with ganache as main character
>court neps by sending armies of robots to destroy their nations (inevitably losing)
>flag events are scenes where ganache talks to chosen nep during and after the battle
>eventually ganache and chosen nep fall in love and happy ending is ganache becoming nation's oracle (assume in this scenario oracles never existed)

>Nep dating Sim
>RED not main character

Le trashman

Well, you want the main character to be interesting, so it can't be RED.

>Wanting RED in another game
No thanks.

>wifeys wifeys wifeys
sure it'd fit the context but holy fuck would i never play it
she is one-dimensional and boring

Ganache is a shit character.

Are you going to elaborate on that, or...?

Go away, Blanc.

That actually sounds interesting.

Hey lads, how do I get Noire's game to recognize my controller?
The Re;birth games at least had controller input, although I had to edit some nep.ini to fix the right stick. This one doesn't have any at all and playing games with mouse+keyboard is cumbersome.

HEY NEPGEAR HOLD UP
*smacks tits*

Right? I didn't really think it through that well, but I'd love to play something like that.

shit. do you know how many events I get in g arc for million arthur?

I use a PS3 controller. Connect to PC, download motioninjoy, load driver, download better DS3, set to standard controller mapping, bang done.

Frankly, after playing GekiNoire for 5 minutes, I'm already tired of Secretary.
Ganache being a tsundere attacking nations sounds like a better plan.

Secretary being a complete doormat was terrible writing. Noire was a megabitch though, so I can't help but think having any more of a spine would have gotten him booted out the door real quick.

I'm using an antique logitech PS2 knockoff. Doesn't need new drivers, works with any other game. Hyperdevotion Noire doesn't respond to it at all.

That is more funny/cute than the lame-o self insert guy we got desu

X360CE mate. Try setting that up

No I do not

The main beef I have with Secretary is that he's supposed to be (You), and yet he clearly isn't.
I'm not talking about the doormat fanboy that everyone like for some reason, I'm talking about the fact that you're the one doing all the tactical thinking and it's never acknowledged in game.

Does ever FE ever do that

If I understand this right, the program remaps controller inputs to the modern default DirectInput controller codes. My controller already gives the correct codes for all but the right stick as shown in other games, but none of the buttons work in Noire's game...
Well, I'll give it a shot.

The two Fire Emblem games I played don't even have the player as a character. IMO that's the best solution, who wants a self-insert?

I think the FE with Lyn and friends have one

Do you need to be in true ending route for the DLC character events?

>Unwittingly become a commander for your CPUs
This would at least give them a reason for them all to like him. Also, he needs to stop sucking up to the Black person so much.

For V-II? No
You need to NG+

Plus it would make him appears competent, because so far he's a fucking dead weight.
>oooh, nooo, an aggressive character
>better get in the way so i can get hit

so normal route is fine? dont wanna bother to do the whole increase shares to 40% for true ending route again.

But Ganache is a snarky douchebag mastermind in the game that he actually worships Noire. He can't be Secretary.

When did Nepgen get such shit taste?

A thousand thanks, amigo. It works, now I need to fix the layout back to the one I'm used to.

What if Secretary is a shota Ganache that never feared for his life with the whole heresy thing?

Hell if I know
ideafintl.com/updates/2016/04/19/3493.html

No problem user! Glad it worked for you!

That's a different dimension.

Excuse you, it's Stella's fault that she's one-dimensional and boring. If she was anything like she was in HDN, she would be pretty fun.

Also, that pointer finger.

But you'll not get to Post-game again unless you do True End

Nah, mate. Even in HDN1, she's all about wifeys. A two-dimensional character.

RED is literally best Nep because she does what any normal person would do if they got transported to Nepland

Try to get bitches

I knew that Noire was into little boys, looks like V-II was right again.

Nep pls

>RED is literally best Nep
Shit taste detected! Shit taste detected! Shit taste detected!
Sound the alarms!
Shit taste detected!

If you're talking about Fire Emblem Awakening, then no. You're the Strategist (Initially anyway, you can change classes) and the game acknowledges that you think up some pretty ballsy strategies that actually work.

her entire shtick in hdn1 was wifeys as well, although she at least had more dialogue.

Are you okay man?

Maybe his butt hurts.