Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Dire and Radiant shouldn't fight!

>le bkb faec

>at this points axe just seesaws back and forth between bullshit fucking OP and uselses

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

I want to fuck a creep!

mek is an offlane/mid item

tell that to the two edgy mind controlling moon rocks

Radiant > dire

Why are people still so angry in unranked?

I still build mek on Meepo
:^)

because they suck in ranked?)

another tripfag gets filtered, thanks for making your retarded ass easy to get rid of

>unranked

>losing streak in ranked with fucks who random invoker io and other shit
>play unranked to unwind
>it's the same retards over again

no ;)

Why does Meepo have the highest dragon lance winrate? Shouldn't a fully slotted Meepo sell the lance for something else? Or can Meepo be a memepusher that ends before he even needs to start swapping out items for more expensive ones?

>mfw playing axe over and over and over

Why aren't you watching BSJ dotards?

Is Luluko any good

because playing unranked doesnt give you an excuse to play like a fucking retard and do things someone who has been playing dota for more than a week wouldnt do

if you are one of those retards who thinks unranked means dont at least attempt to win then you need to kill yourself

call of doturd :3c ?

it's fucking hilarious and great

rawr

Guys I only play mid

But I am bored with the regular picks

What off the wall unique experimental mid hero should I dominate with?

Nyx Assassin

yeah do it go nyx nyx nyx

broodmother or terrorblade like monkeys-forever

I'll do that against an int hero

WHat else?

Terrorblade?

Void

>teammate takes every kill as axe
>complains about everybody else's k/d ratio and wonders why we're all poor
>lose

If you like trigger shows you'll probably like it.
I hate it

I've done nothing but throw lame jokes at BJS for the past 10 minutes for no reason.
should I re-evaluate my life choices?

nah

I wish brood was more like tremble in hon, I'd play her mid all the tiem

SeemsGood

good talk

Doom
get unholy aura max W and buy a cloak
give them an infernal lovetap if they get too close

I just had a game where I went to cut a lane as axe and saw the courier so I used culling blade on it with like 3 enemies watching then used the MS bonus to run out of there.

basedstralians

Where the fuck is Sing's victory stream?

Drow is meta now yes?

>acid spray against offlane axe
u know I'm stealing this

what the fuck are you watching

I'm trying to watch Envy's stream on the chink website but I just get a black screen. Is there a fix or do I have to lower myself and watch BSJ's stream?

llamadownunder a new and upcoming talent

Why can't bsj ever get a good team

fuck off bananashitstainslamdogshitjamma

Anyone know when the GOD DAMN BATTLE PASS is coming out?

post em

im not watching anything

>guise
>guise seriously
>guise
>what f
>guise cmon
>what if we dont melee attack axe
>guise
>i figured out how to
>guise
>i figured out how to counter a stove
>guise seriously
>just dont melee attack him

W E W L A D
E
W
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Man, this BananaSlamJamma guy is pretty good at DotA 2.

Reminder that I fucking HATE Ayesee now

...

ayesee is like what if tobi and ODpixel were good

he is literally the only "hype" caster that isnt shit

>so addicted to twitch you end up watching no name whos

>knowing what stream I'm talking about
gotchu!

im watching KSB for some anime senpai

it aint twitch its the actual content

>one of the posts literally says he might have to watch BSJ
ill give you one guess how i figured it out lad

>knows who bsj is
>calls him a no-name

>post mentions a name, but said name is unrecognized because they are a no name who

>call them out for watching no name whos

>b-b-but you knew who they were!
no, i didn't, that's the fucking point you retard

>accurately interpret letters on screen and assosiacte them with correct person which streams on twitch
>accuses said streamer of being unrecognizable as main trait

>read
>LITERALLY says "___'s stream"

>being so fucking ESL and retarded that you don't instantly parse ___ as a purported name of a "person"

i forgot about all the fucking 3rd worlders on this shithole

>Find about a liquor store near my university
>they have a $12 750ml bottle of ginger-flavored brandy
How much am I going to regret buying this dotards

BSJ crying

livecap.tv/t/bananaslamjamma/uqUZnXNJ6GZ?t=15s

DILUTE THIS!

>absorbing electronic signals through internet connections which are translated into numbers and letters on your screen, resulting in messages displayed on internet sites to the degree that it affects your emotional state

>projecting this hard

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Do you think there are people in the dota world who worships radiant and the dire?
Like they go company wars and shit when they realise that radiant/dire got the highest win rate?

After you drink it? Not at all!

>attempting to turn partner of communication out to be the victim of misinterpretations of reality and placing ones faults onto the other persons character when it is in truth you who are flawed

>increasing lumen output

>TFW your wife's boyfriend takes your wife to dinner
>TFW still have to take care of my wife's son
>TFW you can't play dota

>finding oneself contempt with being a lesser lover to a polymarian person of the opposite sex whilst not seeking out the company of any other individuals

Oh, you silly cuck you.

>you can't play dota
That's a bad thing?

>EE gets hit by the SF ult AGAIN

>gf says she won't change my diaper until I win a game of dota
>5 loss streak
epic game dotards

>I'm playing bat
>I have 10-3 score
>I am the only person on my entire team who has even 1 kill
>I make one mistake and die
>ursa on my team who is 0-3 says "[PINGPINGPING] bat feed. bad so bad"

Why are dota players so self unaware, so shitty as human beings, and such huge bitches all of the time? Why is this game and community so fucking shit?

>it's a mirana builds aghs and you lose episode

i hate reruns

mirana aghs is legit as long as you rush it user.

haha sucks to be you! My gf went out clubbing with her friends so I had all day to myself and won 3 games, jelly?

-d2g

>d2g
-/d2g/

people tend to be much better (or at least quiet) in ranked and the higher mmr you are.
obviously, you'll never get away from it, but get better.
my suggestion is instantly mute everybody

>watching the Rocket League cast
>actual production value
>reminds me of an actual sports cast
>learn some shit

>watch Dota 2 cast
>green screens
>absolute shitshow
>awful casters

What went wrong?

What do you guys think about phase drums on necro?

BTS

I'm 3.9k