/nintyg/ - Nintendo General

MARIO KARIO edition
This is a general for the discussion of Nintendo consoles and games released on them
Previous thread: Tags: /3dsg/, /wug/, /smm/, /mk8g/, /loz/, /ywg/, /ptg/ moved to >Important News
「!」New My Nintendo rewards! L I T E R A L L Y nothing!: nintendoeverything.com/new-my-nintendo-rewards-live-in-north-america-and-europe/
「!」Zelda U is Zelda U/NX now. More info at E3. twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/725224510694240256 (embed)
「!」Star Fox Zero and Guard are out!
「!」Natsume is bringing the first 3DS Kunio Kun game to the west: nintendoeverything.com/natsume-localizing-river-city-tokyo-rumble-on-3ds/
「!」Atlus localizing TMS#FE: nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-comments-on-tokyo-mirage-sessions-fes-western-version-atlus-is-localizing/
「!」Fed Force news: nintendoeverything.com/metroid-prime-federation-force-delayed-launches-aug-19-na-sept-2-eu/
「!」Corpse Party 3DS releasing this Summer: gematsu.com/2016/04/corpse-party-pc-launches-april-25-3ds-version-coming-north-america-summer
「!」Lost Reavers beta now out on the eShop.
「!」SMT IV: Final releasing in the west as SMT IV: Apocalypse: gematsu.com/2016/04/shin-megami-tensei-iv-apocalypse-coming-americas-summer
「!」My Nintendo and Miitomo have launched! Register today for S I C K customer loyalty bonuses: my.nintendo.com/
「!」Marin announced for Hyrule Warriors: siliconera.com/2016/03/28/marin-announced-upcoming-hyrule-warriors-dlc/

>Upcoming Releases
3DS - pastebin.com/0EgSgFrQ
Wii U - pastebin.com/MLBjnGs4

>New 3DS XL vs 3DS XL Comparison
nintendo.com/3ds/features/compare#/compare-3ds

>amiibo Compatibility Chart
amiibochart64.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/amiibo-igcc-v8.jpg

>Discord chat
discord.me/nintyg

Disclaimer: Ignore every post by babt, you know "xbx is shit, 3ds is for babies, w101 is mobile shit, jap shit, nx will be VR, usa #1" and things alike.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE
nintendoeverything.com/original-project-x-zone-removed-from-the-north-american-3ds-eshop/
humblebundle.com/friends-of-nintendo-3ds-wiiu
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I have pre-ordered Tokyo Mirage Sessions. Haver you? Will you?

REMINDER

I want to buy pige all the Zelda games!

Kinda curious but if I do I'm gonna be lowkey about it, people are really butthurt about that game existing at all.

Will probably have to do it for Federation Force too.

Mk is ok

Probably not. Might pick it up down the line.
Fed Force looks good actually.

If I had a Wii U I'd buy it, looks really interesting and weeb stuff always makes me laugh.

Why don't you have a wiiu? Is it too mature for you? Baby.

Fuck no. buy some good games instead.

Tell me your secrets scooby poster

Wait a minute babt, ARE YOU TELLING ME TO BUY A WII U?

mk8 actually has a rather decent competitive scene and there's a lot of hidden tech in the game, such as firehopping, sliding and neutral hopping.

yeah it's only just okay

Someone playing it autistically doesn't make the game itself better.

>not buying every console on release date
You should have owned it years ago. How's it feel to be poor?

How good is Xenoblade on new 3DS? Should I just get it on VC instead?

Xenoblade is shit

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

youtube.com/watch?v=MTl8gDQiKiE

What went wrong?

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

Please stop posting.

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Parents must be sleeping and babies broke out of their cribs. The intelligence level in here has reached toddler level

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

>>>/gsg/

Fuck off

How did this thread suddenly get so good?

Did Randal snap from fucking too many jap shit tier dogs?

Isn't this the thread full of people with a 3DS though? Honest non-babt question.

Good job janitor, now ban babt, read about him in the OP.

>ban someone who has a different opinion than you
Wow real world must really be hard on you

Well yeah it's 3ds general + Wii U general.

Affordable Space Adventures is a really fun use of the game pad, especially co-op.
I'm surprised I never tried it before it came in the bundle.
Though if gamepad player 1 manages the ship's systems while controller player 2 drives, what would a potential controller player 3 do?

nintendoeverything.com/original-project-x-zone-removed-from-the-north-american-3ds-eshop/
???

I'm surprised the 3ds eshop is even running to be honest. How do babies get money?

control scanner. its little brother mode

The 3DS version is very much inferior. The only thing it has going for it is a soundtest.

Get it on VC, it's a steal for 20 bux. My favorite game of last gen

It's not very much inferior, it's just lower res.

And if we're talking about autistically playing a game, Mario Kart Wii is better competitively.

Nobody likes MK8 in the community except for scrubs.

But with all the DLC stages, there's literally twice as much Mario Kart as your standard Mario Kart.

>Mario Kart Wii is better competitively.

Mario Kart Wii has had custom tracks for a long time though.

Sometimes people pick Wario and Daisy

>prepared to make the OP this time a good one and with the subtle nuances that made /nintyg/ so not-shit months ago
>LITERALLY #make/nintyg/greatagain
>fall asleep at 730~ posts
>wake up
>this faggot steals OP from me yet again

oh mamma mia

Sorry mamma mia, but we were on page 10 after hitting bump limit.

You are part of the problem if you are sleeping instead of bumping

You post to talk, not just to bump user.

Just bought the Nintendo Humble Bundle. Is Citizens of Earth better on Wii U or 3DS?

Citizens of Earth is shit regardless of where you play it.

Wii U it is then

Reminder that Shantae and the Pirate's Curse is only $1 right now.

humblebundle.com/friends-of-nintendo-3ds-wiiu

And you get a key for BOTH for 3DS and WiiU.

>Both
I'm tempted to buy it just so my friend that hates women hates me.

>Mario Kario
Context?

Someone posted it on an earlier thread and I liked it.

Can we talk about how Superior Luigi is?

At least, I'm better at Mega Thwock than I am at Toad Trail.

Stop mango he's just a kid

So I booted up Hyrule Warriors for the first time in a few months, and it told me that I could get the 3DS characters in the WiiU version by buying the 3DS version.

Is there any other way to buy them as DLC without buying the game twice?

I think it's gonna be available for purchase in the future. If you had lurked this place when it was released you could have got a code, there were a few anons posting their codes.

Discord link doesn't work

Its just Randall there trying to recruit people to fuck jap shit dogs keep your distance

It does, maybe you have to make an account first?

>wanting to be a part of any discord
Icky.

who /comfy/ here?

...

EGLX is pretty comfy

my dick hurts

Is it jewed?

No I'm white

I was asking if you got the jewish penis mutilation procedure when you were born.

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

t. cobrah pretending to be alex grandi pretending to be bobo pretending to be rob pretending to be napoopan

No I'm white

Most white Americans still get jewed.

No I'm white

t. Willy Waggler

No I'm white

nigger detected i can smell the poorfag from here

I didn't know where to post but I still haven't beat Bravely Default and I forgot all my job combinations. Anyone got some good ones?

I have Edea as Pirate/Swordmaster
I remember one as Dark Knight/Vampire but that's it.

bravely is jap shit

I think there were some pastebins from jrpgg or whatever it was called, maybe you could check the archives?

No I'm white

And this is why you never should have anything with gsg written on the OP.

>Pirate/swordmaster
[FREE LUNCH]
Typically you'll also want some kind of dark knight to spam rage and possibly a Salve to make everything weak to dark. Vampire goes good with anything, ninja goes good with anything with the right abilities, and spiritmaster is STUPID thanks to stillness. Performer pairs well with freelancer when you get mimic or whatever.

What is a gsg?

It's literally a substring of the pastebin, don't these fags have /gsg/ on their bookmarks instead of gsg.

Very nice yes

What is Lost Reavers supposed to be? Anyone get it, is it worth it?

Some kind of action dungeon crawler, just download it, it's free.

>it's free.

Wasn't that just the beta?

Here's 2 codes, cause I don't have a WiiU

And I bought them like 2 hours ago.

NNNOOOOOOO!!!

hi gor

Well it's not that bad considering it's only $1.

Removed or "you can't get to it if you don't have the ticket"?

i am going to sue nintendo for lyig to me

You can only redownload it if you already bought it.

Wrong. You can only redownload it if you have the ticket, which usually means you bought it. Thanks for answering my question though.

Why only Gor?