/utg/ - Undertale General

sans

nth for tiny papaya

Pumpkin was literally taking requests yesterdays

pumpkin and dworven are not kill

they even took requests yesterday

>Pumpkin is kill
w-wha?
But I still saw them here yesterday!

lovely tori

Goooodddd mornin', /utg/!

I hope you all slept well, enjoying yourselves during comfy hours and that you all do your best to start of the last day of your weekend well.

I love you all and I hope you have a great day.

Ketchup is fucking garbage

This soon? The thread only just started!

Going into the ocean to retrieve the hat!
Kicking sand in the bully's face on the way back!
Giving the hat back to the spider!
The spider beaming with joy!

I don't know if making friends on a goatfucking forum is the best idea

xth for flowey

>Ketchup is fucking garbage
You fucker, I agree with you, most tastes like crap.

"Looks like you're aboot to have a bad time, eh?"

Can't be worse than alternatives.

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

>Ketchup is fucking garbage
so you do have a bad opinion

Good thread, OP

who gettin turnt up in here

I don't know why I made this

Would you rather have a gote child with a human soul, or a human child with a gote soul?

Monster souls are weak and easily breakable.

dont bully the cat

Fatz and Weaver died a loooong time ago user. No need to cry over them. Pumpkin and Dworven are still here. Pumpkin was here just last night.

Post young Undertales

I hope your day has been going well too, spideranon.

Human child with a human soul

What if three male anons get found by Bratty and Catty then get taken to Alphys
Porn of course

Can't hear you over the sound of his whining

>ketchup is fucking garbage
you disgustingly correct person

Quite the contrary. Goatfuck forum people make for great friends. Especially if you have shared interests.

>get found by Bratty and Catty
yes, YES
>get taken to Alphys
nooooo

also fuck sharing, both of the alley gals can sit on my face

i'd say i appreciate this but i'm fucking dead

Not even Alphys has standards that low.

I found it amusing user. Thanks.

you may be a robot but youre the biggest monster in the underground

Actually OF and Onionsan are bigger.

Oh my!

gote child with a human soul would be the best. None of the downsides of being a monster with all the good things like being the cutest little thing.

>fuck monster
>somehow gives birth to a fully human child
truly the master race

thats not what i meant and you know it! ironically i have to go to work now, dont bully him while im gone, thanks

Good luck, user.

No promises

Fine, sheesh

ALL HAIL THE GOTE!

I fucking love tomatoes too so I find it weird.
Sorry user, I'm only really like BBQ Sauce and Mayo as condiments
Thanks user.
It's been fine so far.
I'd rather just not dip fries in anything than use ketchup in all honesty.
Don't bully the cat

so if chara and frisk had a kid, would it be a super human child?
would it be the emperor?

what if smol gasters eventually become the underground equivalent of roaches
>come home after a long day
>flick on the light
>dozens of gasters scurry around trying to hide
>proceed to burn down house because infestations of smolsters are almost impossible to get rid of

>what if smol gasters eventually become the underground equivalent of roaches
They already are.

Yes.

>tfw you will never WORSHIP

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But he deserves it!

Also good taste in condiments.

Muffet is lovely when she changes her hairstyles.

post more pls

oh no, this goat is tugging at my heartstrings

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Would a kind drawfag draw fanart of Asgore sitting at the UN?

The loveliest.

>BBQ and Mayo
So this is the difference between good and bad taste

He deserves no such thing.

Thank you
K.

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I continue to be bothered by tiny blooks, he is bigger than Frisk

Morning, /utg/. We talking about condiments now? I like hot sauce, personally.

Why do I like Muffet if she's one of the biggest assholes in the game?

Well this is a weird cross over

There is no conspiracy to make video games politically correct. Characters in fiction and gaming communities simply change with respect to the latest cultural values. But you fedora-tipping cancerous fucks always blame imaginary SocJus boogeymen when people start hating you for the shit that you do. As long as you continue to refuse act like decent human beings, people will keep noticing.

But of course, you will keep blaming imaginary "SJWs", "poseurs" and "normies" when you the public hates you for the scum you are. And let's not even get started on how you all react to games becoming more popular and easily accessible.

mustard is my favorite

what's your favorite hot sauce?

I'm not crying

Tapatio. Been my thing for years now.

>mtg
get out of here with this shit

god DAMMIT toby

let me save that goat boy

She a cute.
Also, almost everyone in the game was an asshole too. It is just game.

this tbqh

tfw no qt superior gote-human chilluns

Hahahah
I just like what I like, what can I say?
I only really use mayo on burgers with onions or chicken sandwiches, BBQ basically replaces ketchup for me
I don't really mind it as long as the art is cute but I understand
There is nothing wrong with liking characters who are assholes
It would seem so
I only really like hotsauce on wings
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

Are we talking about condiments today? For me it personally depends on what I' having but I like mayo, mustard, ketchup, ranch dressing, BBQ sauce, and pickle relish.

Goat Chara and Frisk are da cutest.

I'm gonna pour all of that on my body and see which you like on me best

Last time I finished the game I saved near where Asriel stands by the flowers.
I never exited Ebott because I know the moment I do Asriel will revert into Flowey.

I'm just fucking with you, I don't really care about condiments and aside from ketchup on fries and burgers I usually go without desu
The bad guy characters (like Asgore, Asriel and Flowey for example) in this game are for the most part more memorable and likable then the good guys (like Undyne, Toriel) anyways aside from Papyrus who is perfect

Also Muffet has a cute design , has a fun boss and a fun theme song so its pretty easy to like her

Siracha sauce is pretty good and I've taken quite the liking to it.

one user to snuggle Bratty, Catty in cat position can have an user on each end

I don't like any of my condiments with extra grease.

In Undertale, cuteness works like this:
If you do bad things, you are cute, the more bad things you do, the cuter you are.
Except for Papyrus, who was already cute.

:c

No no, one user to have his head sandwiched between both of their butts.

although if it must be three anons, dibs on the sole Bratty snuggler

>I only really like hotsauce on wings
Good man.

I wish I could have Siracha more. Gives me heartburn like a motherfucker.

I thought you were joking but then I remembered Chara. How many of the anons here are sinners, then?

This is actually canon

well i'm going to bed
good night!

>tfw no user to snuggle

You can snuggle me.

How does Jerry fit into this?

loveliest

Jerry did so much bad stuff he looped around and became the ugliest.

Jerry is just annoying but he didn't do anything wrong