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He Was Destroyed Edition

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[09:18] eyeflies: yes i love big balls

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Is there any good moss in second life

Do you guys like Lego Lenin?

JOKES FOR SECOND LIFE RESIDENTS

Q: Did you hear about the noob that rezzed the item a griefer gave him?
A: He was banned!

Q: What do you call a sim when you can't get to it?
A: Offline!

Q: Did you hear about the noob that wore something?
A: He was too attached to his body anyway!

Q: Why did the chicken cross sims?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What did the noob get when they tried to beg for money?
A: Blocked!

Q: How many Linden did it take to for the noob to look good?
A: None, they still look just terrible!

Q: What do you call a noob that causes too much trouble?
A: He was banned!

Q: Why does Bob Dylan only play Second Life on Tuesdays?
A: Like a Rolling Stone!

Q: Why did the noob get sent home?
A: He died!

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I'm going to poseball with Chaika today

what music do you play when you poseball?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yj6V_a1-EUA

>sims has heavy traffic
>TP to it
>it's empty

Common tactic is to load places up with bots on off-peak hours so that fewer visitors notice them.

How much have you spend on your avi already?

my SL boyfriends pay for everything

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what to do when you're fighting in the sky with someone ?

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Can never poseball right! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sunday is no lewd day

this is actually pretty good

what are your specs?

how smooth is SL for you on high settings?

Do you ever use the destinations guide?

as smooth as high grit sandpaper

I would ask for SLURL but

Good luck drinking all that semen

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>falling in love with someone
>catch them poseballing while exploring
End my life.

its virtual my dude

Thanks. Sometimes I'm not really in the mood or the sex happens so frequently that I have trouble making up new material on the spot.

post a pic of your avatar? i wanna know what to aim for to achieve max boyfriends

What do you mean, making up new material?

>Svara9

used goods

Some people really like the same fantasy such as gentle femdom with an older woman. Can be a bit tedious doing 3 scenarios in a row where you're supposed to be teaching someone about sex. It can be easy to mess up if you're doing the same stuff with a bunch of other guys can you forget what you done with some guys and what you haven't done. Some guys get a bit pissy if you haven't paid attention to something you said to them a few days ago.

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How to start building:

-buy a set of building material from the store

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then you just buy whatever wallpaper/posters/decals you want?

It gets a little easier to talk about your fuckups after time. It takes a while for the sting of being chastised to wear off.

what considerations should one take into account when building a home that they want to sometimes invite people to?

Bigger isn't always better, don't be afraid to add clutter, and people also like a lot of places to sit on.

this, realism wins. Also bathrooms are underrated, especially well cluttered ones.

just add lots of little details where you can.

any cool places that are accurately modeled after real places?

I don't get to go out much so I think it would be cool to visit places in real life that normies get to go to.

is it okay to basically copy a home from a The Sims game into Second Life?

Just don't try to sell it and no fucks will be given.

If you try to sell it then a few fucks may be given, but not too likely for a damn house.

Do you obey your Mistress?

anyone else ever used a pregnancy kit?

always last to be picked up from daycare

i'd pick you up
and then put you down, i'm sure you can guess where

name?

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Number of Veeky Forums members that poseballed today so far:

0

I poseballed 3 times

What happens if you poseball in the Veeky Forums group?

you are meme-of-the-month and quoth will hit on you

you are officially /d/.

no one on Veeky Forums poseballs. It's been 0 everyday for months

I don't think it would be that bad to have quoth hit on you.

Nah, the meme part is more annoying.

I wanna be a vampire

Can't even read it.

slurl?

>that feel banned from over 10 Sims

who /hardcore/ here?

You'd both be wrong

quoth hitting on you just consists of him belittling you and insulting you, then guilting you when you inevitably turn him down.

>10
>hardcore

Newfag alert, sound the alarm. We must tease and jest him.

Go for it we could always use another Jiang-Shi

When your mom walks in to yell at you about being online all day, BE SURE YOUR MIC IS OFF!!!!

What if my mom plays Second Life too?

Welcome to the new and exciting monthly event - Luxe Box. Since this type of event is basically brand new to Second Life, there's some information to digest at first. But don't fear, it's simple, I promise:

• Luxe Box works like a real life subscription box. If you don't know what a subscription box is: You pay a fee for each month you want to receive a box, and the content of the box is a secret until you open it.
• With Luxe Box you will get an exclusive to semi-exclusive, completely new product, from these 12 amazing brands: Blueberry, Erratic, Flowey, Foxes, Magika, Mish-Mish, Moon, Reign, Scarlet Creative, Tarte, Tee*fy. Tres Blah.
• To get the Luxe Box you need to join a group with the fee of L$1000. I want to be clear that this is not a one time fee. This is to get this months box, and with the next round you need to join again, etc. I understand that the price may seem daunting to some at first, but keep in mind that this is just L$80~ for each item. Although the price will most likely be raised in the future.

Holy fuck they really always find new ways to jew people, especially because you can't know if what you get is something you want.

lol this won't last very long.

You are underestimating the idiocy of the average fashionista

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>80L$ for each item
so it's a box filled with shitty no copy gacha items

give me a 2-word offensive phrase

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cum fart

That's what a loot box is, yes.

2d tree branches da bes

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Cool! Subscribing as soon as I can!!!

Hopefully they'll include more brands in the future!!!!

Art! Wallpaper! Saved!
Wallpaper!
Saved!

I can't handle all these bright colors.

>have "friend" that's socially inept
>he has a lot of self-image and anxiety issues
>tells me he's been playing Second Life to help be more comfortable with socializing
>watch him play Second Life
>he flirts with some guy who is clearly with a girlfriend
>that guy teleports him to his private home and they begin to have sex

He acts completely confident and slutty in Second Life, but in real life he can barely talk to a cashier and he is very prude when it comes to nudity and sexuality.

Instead of having sex with strangers, he should try buying a soda from a SL gas station.

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High-quality goods.

god i hate anime so much why are all the kemono gacha shit fairs full of mspaint shit

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The uncommon "slave bolas" configuration.

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I like it. I wanna see more movie posters, now.

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Oh boy, cable TV! Board me the fuck up!

wtf there's not even a tv in here

Oh, that looks cool.

nvm

and the water isn't even kids' pool depth