/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Reminder that EG are not NA

>Chinese
>Paki
>Indian

Last time I recall, none of these nationalities are located in the NA region.

>Scan isnt OP

>tfw TY "accidentally" built double factories and lost because he didn't commit to mech

which dota hero is the most aesthetic?

nth for high degree education and cant do simple tasks

>it's another 3-0 shitstomp grand final

didn't they smoke under a ward?

starcrump pls go and stay go

>scan is a comeback mechanic
DOTARDS???

Windrunner

Reminder that Llamadownunder (pictured here) should be shot.

>can't stop building maelstrom on pretty much every carry without a built in farming tool

>eg aren't even playing
>people still make fun of them
fuck you faggots

What would you prefer.

>enemy team has massive lead
>kill some of their richest cores
>no bonus reward for outplaying them despite their lead
>literally no hope in turning the game around
>lose

Sounds awful.

fuck spoiler that abomination

>Should we ban slardar that raped us in game 1
NAH BRUH WE GOT THIS IGOR GIVE ME GYROCOPTER I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

Is lifestealer actually better than before when you consider that his literal WORST enemy is now a real carry again?

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>aussies are le based
-d2g

>shot this aussie
-d2g

?

>3rd place team gets 3rd place like usual
?

They haven't won anything since like TI, they've just gotten top 3 at everything except the previous MLG I think

>gook domination
>thinks he can tell scvbros to leave

there is no bad reason for this to exist

Id shoot her with some hot glue.

What do you guys call these champs again?

EG is the laughing stock of dota

It's okay to laugh at them at any moment.

SPOILER THAT SHIT

For what reason?
I think the world would be much better off without all you hateful virgins who just waste your life shitposting desu.

spin 2 win?

is hers bigger?

they always have the eyes. Surprised she doesn't have dangerhair though

>implying that anyone besides bisu, flash and jaedong are relevant

Trash & Trashman

>implying aussies aren't based

kys cunt

>a woman said something
>KILL HER

These sort of heroes are generally good at farming enemy heroes.

Stop being bad.

Le balanced red goblins of many axes?

>it's a korea dominates the world and you can't fathom to understand why /scv/bros wanna shitpost

MVP will win Proleague
MVP will win Manila
MVP will win TI6

Balanced red axe spinning man and balanced red spinning axe man.

whats all this about basedstralians?

>korea

MURICANS BEING LESS RELEVANT THAN KOREA IN DOTA

LMAOOO

slardar is dogshit
just pick huskar

Hopefully we get into the huskar meta soon

Also fuck ixmike, misogyny is never acceptable

>Scan is something icefrog stole from StarCraft
>Koreans are very good at using it

Icefrog wants the Koreans into doto guys

I want merlini to play curious george in the film

>yurocuck unionites trying to deflect about EG

axe spinning man and spinning axe man

oh I agree she should be shot, easiest -25 mmr of my life having that downs syndrome cunt on my team playing support and being unable to zone a fucking techies as WD. 4.6k avg game and I get a 4.2k trashcan like her on my team, fucking kill me.

The Axe man
The Man, Axe

tf no a v e r a g e korean gf

Lol

is there any good korean porn?

reminder I'm going to go through the open quals and qualify (and win) the Manila Major by queueing solo on faceit and carrying a bunch of 1k peruvians

the str boost knocked him above the 50% winrate line in pubs at least. early game lifestealer is dead but carry lifestealer got a buff.

Lebanon reduced to gookposting

ayyy

sweet bro and hella jeff

>be a girl
>like dota
>have to deal with constant harassment and backbiting by washed up meme players who have to put others down to stay relevant

dotards....

Jesus when did sheever become a knockout

hahahaha oh wow

Basedstralians saving Dota 2

>t-the lebanese boogeyman is after me
my sides

how did you get so triggered user?

>I'm happy if I manage to reduce the standards for casting even further
Seriously, can't we go back to when Zyori was the worst we had to put up with?

Good luck user here's your (You)

porn is banned in korea
thats why kpop is so lewd

>misogyny
IT'S JUST

BANTZ

literally d2g: the person

based fucking mike

Why does everyone have to make some big deal about "cyber bullied", you're just welcoming more shit.

Literally the best thing you could do is ignore or laugh at it but these retards just keep humoring it.

while you were shopping it already why didint you put le yellow reddit smiling face in it lebanon m8

Korea > CIS > NA >>>>>>>>> EU

>his team makes a bet with him
>he's the only one with balls enough to ask the question
>she gets mad at a guy just asking a question
>she cries to her 1000 followers that she's being harrased for some reddit blogposter to post it and get some free upboats

>literally our guy mike
>the only person willing to do what must be done

nObOdY gIvEs A fUcKiNg ShIt AbOuT hEr

why can't they leak some porn tapes of those ksluts on the k4chan

>laughing stock of d2g
>boogeyman

keep dancing monkey, we demand entertainment

BASED

>shit talking is same as actual hate.

Here's your reply user.

Frostmourne hungers

If they pick Gyro I am done.

Why does EG always fucking flop in the lower bracket finals, and the other team that goes to GF gets blown the fuck out?

that's a pretty big if le fucking mao

maybe you should take your own advice?

>CIS better than NA

if anything CIS = EU

I've watched Sheever's stream a few times and her chat is fine even when she gets 1k viewers

Wonder why llama's is different?

there is a lot of it on tumblr

thing is he does it to everyone not just girls

it's exactly like calling Donald Trump sexist when he makes insults on both men and women.

People need to grow up and accept that feminism doesn't mean you can't insult women. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

>literally this much of a paranoid schizophrenic
seek help

degenerate tranny here

ixmike is absolutely based

Just how low can you go?
What does it take for a man to devote himself to censoring twitch chat for a tier 5 caster?

theres like some kinda super softcore stuff, but other than that (dont have any links, look at r/kpopfap) it's illegal with porn in south korea.

I hope she isn't checking her out, that would be haram!

>Lose to shit team
>Wants to be in the finals

What kind of denial is this

why are girls in esport so fucking degenerate. fuck off my manly hobby

kek

Even though Sheever is a horse faced Amazonian woman, I can at least appreciate the fact she isn't some social media drama whore.