>cold weather >hot tea >comfy bed >grant casting some nobodies >mike being mike and getting reddit and llma all angry and shit Pretty good day desu
Nicholas Williams
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Jackson Garcia
>desu kill yourself
Nathaniel Mitchell
Reminder to support Illama. Say no to sexism and misogyny.
I can confirm that it's very hard to play carry. You have to constantly click as fast as possible to cs.
Logan Evans
Is there some reddit garbage going on?
Blake Powell
You cant lick cartoons user.
Justin Davis
would you lick hers?
Juan Davis
I'm watching Tobi stream but I don't know what he's doing
Luis Gray
wait llama isn't white? As white man I can't support non-whites
Nathaniel Robinson
I thought Aui joined the team on the condition that he was the carry. If he was coming back who else would play that role?
Levi Anderson
Would you lick her crotch?
Josiah Campbell
spoiler that shit famalam
Gabriel Powell
SPOILER THAT SHIT
Asher Anderson
shes literally australian
why wouyld she be white
Brody Bell
Reminder that if you support this hideous cunt then you should go back to /reddit/ and stay the fuck over there
Kayden Williams
they don't bloecret did. they realize the irrelevance o those tourns and didn't have a gignatic chip on their sh
it's been a while so how about a history lesson? I don't understand this whole "supports are cucks" meme. Support players are very important to the game and take the most skill out of any hero to play. You start the game behind on gold because you have to buy the courier, and the rest of the game you have to make decisions on whether to buy wards or get your core items earlier. anwhile w their stratload like sOG, smart guys, learned from EG and won a FUCKING MAJOR and took home way way way more than shitrekt did in a much smalleThis has been proven time and time again throughout Dota as I've demonstrated earlier. You know why offlane is "hard"What people shitrekt was made right before DAC
they were supposed to be le superteam and le win everything they Failed a few last hits in lane after you already farmed your bottle? They're going to have a core item that could help with completely turning the tide of a teamfiwards or get your core items earlier. anwhile OG, smart guys, learned from EG and won a FUCKING MAJOR and tooght much sooner than they would without. It's decisions like these which make supports commanding leaders that fuckingXDDDTRAINTELLIGENTMEME HARD
they failed SO HARD THEY HAD PTSD ABOUT IT FOR 1.5 YEARS
they constantly fell for the honeypot of irrelevant meme lans.
they constantly blew their stratload and burned themselves out in irrelevant games and matches to """"""prove"""""" they were ""actualDXDDDPEPEISANEXTRAINTELLIGENTMEMEly"" """"goood"""" after losing at DAC direct whole teams. Supports are always the ones pulling the creep wave and stacking camps, because god knows why carry player
Where are the wards?DDDDDn 4 after playing carry so long? Why do you think so many captains just "happen" to play support? Why do you think the biggest retards of the Dota scene (EE, Arte
Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, c101.EXEucky?
Owen Cooper
reported
Thomas Jackson
Why is Chen played as a pusher / healer instead of initiator / stunner? Explain this, dotards
Colton Allen
>llamaknight from reddit doesn't know about hiroshima
Jordan Allen
Whats that thing in that girls shorts, user?
John Fisher
Guys, what did ixmemegod say?
Jeremiah Powell
australia is white m8 but llama looks like shes abbo or something
Cooper Hernandez
MIKE VERSUS LLAMA
Ethan Walker
Would you lick her feet?
Brandon Roberts
He joined the team because it's obviously an improvement over >DC. Fear can't play carry because of his previous injuries (like on ti4) so they switched roles from last time
Charles Sanchez
...
Aiden Lewis
Kelly suddenly got hot
Evan Perry
uggo vs uggo
Andrew Clark
tobi is appologizing on strim right now
llama TI7 is in the bag
Chase Nelson
>needs 4k gold epig
Brandon Garcia
why are they so sweaty?
Matthew Cooper
What do you think?
Zachary James
because lmao 4 satyr/troll
Tyler Carter
>2nd best jungler after enigma >having trouble farming fast blink >thinking you can't follow it up with euls
Mason Ramirez
EG is the Best Team In The Western Hemisphere.
When will yurocucks catch up?
Evan Parker
He's weak.
Justin Sullivan
Why can't Fear play the carry role ? What happened to his hand that affects his ability to play carry ?
Adrian Peterson
liquid is tho
Adam Adams
...
Matthew Cooper
t. post TI5 baby
Juan Gray
>caring about eurocucks in 2016, when koreans/chinks are winning lans and pinoys are cheering for them
It's like you want this game to die.
He broke it.
Parker Morales
>someone made an algorithm to combine pastas
Kayden Thompson
>It's harassment to ask someone's gender literally what? Who is amber?
Easton Evans
I kinda imagined her as a qt blonde aussie when I heard her voice.
never again
Carson Wilson
>absolutey dumpstered by wings in 3 games
lmao
Noah Torres
How do we fix the worst ultimate in the game /d2g/?
anime is whats the worst in the world and he injured himself playing osu
Jack Adams
what did he mean by this
Jonathan Phillips
what did doto teach you about other parts of the world
>americans attention whores, talk too fucking much
>europeans in general one-sided obsession with bitching about americans
>britbongs uncomfortable with trying to get better, treat the game like a background to having a larf with their "m8s"
>peru stupid
>pinoys crazy and stupid
>chinese hilariously butthurt if you say ANYTHING about china at all
Adam Reed
EG aren't even the best team in NA
Josiah Nguyen
some sort of stress injury, when you play carry you have to have higher APM especially in the laning stage, and over time that shit gets on your nerves(literally) untill you just end up with cramps. more more 'downtime' in terms of hand activity when you play support so you naturally get more rest in games.
Ian Cox
riki already has 2 ultimates i dont think he needs a third one 2bh
Isaac Allen
>win lan >get dumpstered in the next lan
Like pottery
Justin King
How dumb would a team have to be to reveal its strats and power level when you have a new patch literally right before a major?
Easton Stewart
PA Ult is quite a bit worse, her entire hero is based around lucky crits Increase movespeed of golems based on Warlock's movespeed
Support Warlock Tranquil Wind Lace race car golems
Joshua Richardson
So you blink in and euls the enemy hero. You call all your creeps over. As soon as he lands you kill him with your creeps. There's only one problem. Chen is squishy and the enemy hero is going to kill you as soon as he lands. Not to mention this is hard as fuck to pull off.
Jackson Kelly
>he doesnt build daedalus and 2 battlefury on riki
lmao
Anthony White
Why is playing carry mechanically different than playing a support of some other role ?
Chase King
> bull's cum I'm not into beast shit, how should i know
Justin Miller
8 seconds of stun lmao
EIGHT SECONDS OF STUN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Levi Williams
literally funny and okay
t. trans but not SJW
Lucas Baker
PPD revelaed that all you have to do is ban ds agaisnt them so idk
Grayson Bailey
>treat the game like a background to having a larf with their "m8s" Is this why there are no british pro players? Just shitty personalities like yames and pyrionbald?
Christopher Stewart
swindlezz has already said that eg is better than any team in the region my man
James Lopez
Post couriers
Finally got this fucker with money gained after 3 days of ESL betting.
Ryder Lewis
Thank you for the explanation it now makes sense.
Henry Gomez
sjw drama is my favorite drama desu lads
Caleb Howard
>Chen is squishy and the enemy hero is going to kill you as soon as he lands. Not to mention this is hard as fuck to pull off. so the enemy hero is going to kill you while he's chain stunned for 8 seconds?
how hard is it to press >self cast E >blink euls >select centaurs, stomp, tab, stomp tab, stomp tab stomp
Jace Martin
>he fell for the 'bulba can only play ds' meme
Aiden Evans
whats the issue, seems rude but not harassment
Lincoln Collins
Battlefury and Maelstrom were okay when you actually hit all units. Now that you only hit fucking heroes AoE damage is fucking null. There is literally no point to that spell beyond dodging projectiles, WHICH YOU ALREADY CAN DO.
Carter Rodriguez
Bulba is weakest link. Ban his darkseer and feed on him in lane. Win the game off that gold lead.
Justin Diaz
>enemy team picks Ursa >meme it up with boots and wind lace pudge with a pooled tango/ward >kill him twice in jungle and deny his rosh three (3) times >we destroy early and mid game leading to their invoker abandoning >''You know slahser kinda lost his way, that shit is garbage'' >my teammate informs me that ursa is ACTUALLY slahser but using a different name >mfw
James Long
Stop projecting your perverted thoughts onto d2g. You don't care if they would lick them or not, you just don't want to feel like the sick, perverted loser you are!
Liam Morris
we need to know
Hunter Rivera
no it's peter only knows how to play with ds
Josiah Fisher
APM doesn't cause any injuries the problems are always caused by BAD ERGONOMICS Also he was doing shit like playing OSU during queues
Thomas Ramirez
Nice exclamation marks. Are you female by any chance?
I'm pretty sure that once the injury is 'established', apm does indeed matter.
Anthony Cox
>redditor spams memebuilds >actually bad at dota whoah
Lincoln Gomez
>fucking enormous BKB piercing stun It's literally win teamfight the ability. You Fatal Bonds Ult and get grabby with your 1000 hands and the enemy team melts while running at 5 movespeed.
Henry Cook
yes her """"girl"""""friend she sucks """""her"""" dick every night
Xavier Miller
Thanks for being a healthy alternative to reddit guys. That place is actually fucking retarded and full of a bunch of pussy faggots.
