Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Correct.
She has an ovipositor.

>implying abathur won't giver her one
evolution muh nig

>Linking to the old balance patch

More Kaijo skins. I still want a futuristic Mecha vs Kaiju map.

>tfw we aren't getting a new hero anymore because the game is about to literally die

This from that comic with the big dick prince femboy who constantly gets butt bungled by his futa guardwomen?

I'll come back if they add Kilrogg

Man, maps based on the little skinuniverses they've created would be pretty great. And a Kaiju one like Lungfishopolis would make a lot of sense, since heroes are clearly larger than "humans, ie. minions" and Forts and Towers.

>cairne never ever

idk I just googled space empresses and that came up

if they add grom ill come back but since apparently blizzs priority is to cather to redditors and concept hero faggots this game is going to die

Nearly level 40 now. Guess I should try out Hero league.

If a character getting added is the only thing that will make you play, you wouldn't come back for long anyway because it's clear you don't actually enjoy the game itself, just care about the characters that are added. It would be the same as someone not playing hots because there isn't a spider hero.

Alot of the maps and skins are already connected.
>Cursed Hollow
Crimson Count Arthas
Countess Kerrigan
Vampire Slayer Valla
Harlequin Nazeebo

>Sky Temple/Tomb of the Spider Queen
Serpent King Xul
Crypt King Tassadar
Flying Monkey Brightwing
Desert Queen Zagara

>Diablo maps
A bunch of the Diablo skins.

>Black Hearts bay
Buccaneer Falstad

Skin Themes we're still missing maps for:
SC2
Warcraft
Pajamaland
Circus
Mecha/Kaijo

Especially Mecha/Kaijo has like 5 skins already and no map.

Or you can do what I did, play three matches, have two go well and have one go so bad that you decide not to play any more HL.

Where's Broxigar?

Is Rexxar worth buying after the buffs he's received?

No
He's fundamentally bad

Grom where?

Circus Gaz is actually set IN the Warcraft universe.

I want the Superhero verse with Super Sonya and Martian Gaz. I also want more people in that verse (that verse is admittedly has real world locations, like the Marvel super hero verse).

There doesnt seem to be a reason to play him since there are a lot of just as good heroes as him and far easier too. he is still very hard to play without feeling rewarding.

Not really. He has stuns for days, if your opponents are bad you can stomp them. but Misha's HP pool makes him a bad solo tank. As an off-tank he suffers from Bruiser-syndrome. Sonya, Dehaka and some melee assasins are just better as a bruiser then him. So in higher leagues he'll fall off more.

You are at 5 hp and this Girl slaps your healers ass. What do you do?

>When your entire team disengages from a fight you had the advantage in for no reason
>You die because you were the only one too deep to get out

recall

Make a clone of the nearby Tracer and kill her

>play Arthas
>quality matchmaking gives me teams with negative damage output and IQs in the 20s
>play literally anything else
>decent team comps, no mongs

th-thanks blizzard

Watch that hot NovaxMorales action while I wait to respawn.

>implying I got a healer because QM matchmaking

>tfw team shitter gives you shit
>look at stats
>you have biggest hero damage, most kills, 1 death
>he is assassins yet he is second lowest damage and 9 deaths
people like that should be permanently muted

How long until they sell tracer for 10K?

2 weeks

>want to play artanis, rexxar and dehaka
>It's a gamble of wether QM will put me with a decent warrior at my side or not
Seriously that puts me off so bad, and all my gay friends go out on the weekends

I wonder if 2 weeks is worth extra 5k. I think yes since she will be nerfed trash after they make her 10k

is chen the worst hero?

What part of "Don't do boss" is complicated?

We were two levels down, tribute could spawn at any moment (and it did) and we lost a fort during it.

What the fuck? How does that make any sense?

we already have rexxigar

>It's a Illidan The Feeds 1v5 episode

>who is kerrigan
>who is tyrael
>who is rexxar

>team makes dumb decision
>shudder has you realize you have to go along with it or get yelled at for the rest of the game
Fucking MOBAs man.

>doesn't know how to play tyrael or rexxar
fucking noob

The rest of the team literally didn't talk the entire match besides on time, Chen said "lol". Whenever I said "No boss", they just pinged boss again.

Well luck was on my side, and also based norse squad of exp gains

>it's an Illidan dies 19 times in 24 minutes by diving into gangbangs half a map away but somehow I'm at fault for being a bad tank episode

Not him but while I love Tyraels you have to see he is in a kinda bad spot right now especially compared to other warrior/bruisers. They should at least reduce his mana costs somewhat. Rexxar downright sucks though

>Tyrael is bad

hahaha I love this new meme!

>wrecking the other team's backline and harrassing without being in any real danger yourself sucks

hahaha! another great meme! you're on fire today, /hotsg/

He used to be, but he's pretty good now.

I want to sleep on her beautiful soft bussom.

>Warrior dives backline
>Kite him while the rest of my team steamrolls into his

...

my AT Field pops up

Post more cute Nova!
And more CUTE in general!
NOW!

>3 enemies standing in a line
>team always ALWAYS attacks exclusively the tank
for what purpose

>kiting a bear

these memes are too much!

>tfw

why is your hero damage so low?

Not him but it was a short game where his team got shat on. Those situations typically have very low hero damage on the losing team.

>playing kael
>our team comp: falstad, muradin, kael, lunara, morales
>enemy team has ETC, he couldn't land a mosh pit for 20 minutes because of our comp
>level 20, he picks bolt
>bolts into our team, doesn't mosh
>falstad gusts him into me and morales
>mosh pit
>we lose that teamfight
>we lose the punisher
>we lose the game
holy shit this game has been dragging on for 20 minutes when we had a 4 level lead on the enemy team, i pinged their core twice since we could have easily won, but what do the retards do?

C A M P S
A
M
P
S

>Lunara disconnects the second we leave base
>AI feeds constantly
>we lose

HOO BOY WHAT A SURPRISE

>q-w-e-d
>Repeat and win
Why is Chen so hard for people to figure out?

>this happens
>enemy team is composed of retarded toddlers
>the game drags on for 32 minutes
>during the teamfight the sonya reconnects
>she's just standing there doing nothing
>Sonya has disconnected
>we lose
i'm surprised i didn't slash my wrists after that one

chen is a complex warrior whose skills you need to combo

you just don't get it, user

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Did the enemy team have a Tracer? Cause it would end just the same, except with a lot of "fucking Tracer" comments. Lunara dies in one Tracer combo (blink melee full magazine recall-bombs) and there is nothing she can do to prevent it. Even if Luanra gets damage on her the Recall removes the poison.

>enemy sylvanas does a great flank manuver, tries to burst down our li ming
>healed to full
>she MCs our tracer who just recalled back after doing her combo
>cleanse
this is why I love supports

dehaka confirmed for most fun warrior

there was no doubt of this
Also, new hero announce/tease WHEN?

>MC sylvanas
This is why you take Wailing Arrow kids. Silence their support and get kills.

>tfw tracers retards who think recall is a zerathul teleport and recall right in the middle of your team

most of us went afk after they got our core to like 20% with the first spider wave.

but user... that's not Anub'Arak

more like afail-acuck

>Also, new hero announce/tease WHEN?
I second this.
We need to know if Mankrik or Ragnaros are next!

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>tfw no qt hero who makes openly sexually harasses other heroes with her one liners

Nova?

She has no sexual stuff, only other heroes who are mysogynyc towards her

I dont know how many times i get sylvs that pick MC and do jack shit with it. I swear blizz giving her that ulti was a bronzie only nerf to her. Get gud and land arrow or pick only good when winning harder MC? Same shit with nova and TT.

Are US southern girls just as cute as Nova?

>tfw you wipe the enemy team with Death Throes
Kilrogg when

>we have li ming, tracer and kael picked
>premade in last picks slot
>chen and illidan
>both silenced
>both are spamming pings
hey let's lose, why not?

They are just as cute as Hammer.

Fuck

>wait 10 minutes for HL game
>someone dodges
why is this game so dead

Mankrik will be added after his wife

Gotta come to California for Nova tier qts.

>he thinks rexxar is bad

tyrael's mana efficiency is a fucking disgrace tho

>Three of your teammates keep diving in one by one as they keep respawning
>At least two people dead at any given moment
>Enemy team just goes for a full push
>They win in 11 minutes because we can't properly organize an effort to stop them

I bet that SPEC-OPS suit of hers has a vibrating pad built in its crotch so she won't get bored during stake out missions

Is Jaina good?