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I won't say who I am because I don't want the attention.

I care a lot about this community and want to see us alive again, but that clearly isn't going to happen if people keep making these dead shitpost threads during the week.

The best chance of this community getting back on track is to start having a designated time when we all get together to smash, and nothing makes more sense for a start than next weekend and only on weekends, which is when most people will be free and up for playing.

Some of the most fun that I've had in my pathetic life is smashing with people here so I'm not going to give up on this community yet because I still love everyone who plays here but these constant shitpoist threads need to stop for some time if we're going to get anywhere.

I'll see if people here can stop themselves from making constant threads next week and then I can start with my plans at the following weekend if they can.

I actually have some fun and interesting things planned for the community.
/essay
/blog

Dude shut up we're fine.

Is this pasta?

4th for I hate macfag and his cheating-as-fuck character

Anyone have the Smash 4 EGLX bracket?

challonge.com/EGLXWU

>Claws
Nah, I'm all about that Staff and Orbitar life but I had a lot of different weapons to avoid boredom.

based, thanks

We should just all move to the discord
Not even meming, the shitposts would immediately stop since you can't post anonymously

>the shitposts would immediately stop since you can't post anonymously

Have you seen the Discord?

What does the thread think of these players (skill wise)

Pame
Jacob
J
Pher
Rob
Serpent
Macfag
Stef
Fishy

This thread was a mistake. Shut it down

I'm the best

No thanks. You can leave if you want but saying "oh shut it down it's dead it's dead" isn't helping your cause. We'll be fine without you!

>palu in top 8
cute!

Fuck you let it die

>Pame
Shitter.

>Jacob
Alright.
Memes too much though.

>J
Promising future.

>Pher
A man of his character.

>Rob
He's pretty good at dubs.

>Serpent
See Pame.

>Macfag
Pretty good but he mains Little Mac.

>Stef
All her skill went to her thighs.

>Fishy
>Skill

Nah we're fine.

>That SD

MY FUCKING SIDES, SWAT

GGs dubs, that's it for me.
Pretty fun. I didn't mind Bayonetta, most of the time anyway.

>Pame
Pretty good
>Jacob
Hell of good
>J
He is alright
>Pher
Godly good
>Rob
Pretty good duck hunt
>Serpent
Better Rob
>Macfag
Insanely good Little Mac
>Stef
Sweet jigglypuff for a sweet girl, shame she sold her game
>Fishy
Decent Trump supporter

>macfag
To be honest, macfag is a cancerous piece of shit. He plays the worst made character and he exploits the fuck out of his super armor. I try going with the positive MU against him and still get assraped by either reading me or comboing me into a KO punch. The KO punch is the worst gimmick in the entire Smash bros series. Everytime he leaves you can sense the smug condescending tone emanating from my monitor. How the fuck is he one of the best players? Fuck 3ds chazo

We need one more for DUBS

Ggs Tino!

Most of the people who make the threads are in the Discord. So you'll just have to convince those faggots to not make threads.
Yeah, good luck with that

>you will never be a challenge for anybody in this general
>you will never be fun to play with for anybody in this general
>you will never be a good dubs partner for anybody in this general
>you suck so much anther players don't even want to bother with you

okay so since this lag is mostlikely being caused by me
and since im a dick
im gonna leave dubs
ggs guys, had lotsa fun
also sorry about bayo
never again, i promise

fuck off forever rosie people only tolerate you

It wasn't you m8, It was the other spic

Ggs guys! Very fun dubs

>you will ALWAYS be the best player in the general

Dont forget the unofficial official /ssbg/ discord
discord.gg/0rCibnHXzHRpxFzj

>the other spic
Thanks...

Ggs, Rosie i didnt mind. I sorta sperged out, im in alot of pain right now. So i apologize wholeheartedly

knew panshitter was a shitposter here

how's your underage girlfriend?
rot in jail you pedo

>being mean to Rosie

Looking for dubs

>damage control

Someone post the webm of Ganon being drawn to the ledge like fatties drawn to bacon covered cupcakes.

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God hoody why dont you fuck rosie on the rebound already you desperate virgin?

when will there be a season of /ssbg/ jerry springer?

miss you too
still. i had to be apart of it somehow
>i sorta sperged out
sorry. i aint mean for ya to do that. you dont have to apologize, i just wont go her in dubs anymore
unless it's a tournament set then all bets are off

Its alright, youre still the sweetest girl in the general

Sorry Rosie, I'm only into muscle girls.

>muscular
>25% strength growth
lol

>tfw i'm the best Villager,Wario,Olimar,Ryu and Marth of /3DSsbg/

Who 1v1 3DS here?
I'll host

>that thick cum
yes
>implying

hoody and fishy gay lovers when?

>yfw the 3dsfags stopped pretending to be innocent newfags and now are spamming shitposts in the open

FUCK OFF!

>tfw I'm the best Rosalina, Bowser Jr. Mr. Game & Watch, Diddy Kong, Link, Zelda, Samus, Pit, Palutena, Marth, Ike, Robin, Kirby, Charizard, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Dr. Mario, Dark Pit, Lucina, Shulk, Pac-Man, Mii Swordsman, Ryu and Corrin of /3Dsbg/

How can a man love a cock sleeve?

Anyone wanna fight my custom Palutena?

If you seriously think anyone want to waste their time with your shitty custom palutenta, you should consider killing yourself.

Welcome to /ssbg/

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>Palutena?

Nah, play Bayo

Fuck you faggots. I'm out.

>impersonating me

Nice try nigger.

Anyone for 1v1 against a shitty Palutena main? Doesn't need to be customs.

Someone has a vendetta against me, it seems.

Whatever, I'm not looking for games anymore.

Are there any cute girls that play Smash?

I want rosie to have my babies!

me

Rosie is a slut though.

I want to cum insider her

FC?

POST ROSIE/STEF

I want rosie's thighs around my head!

Why is Rosie the best girl?

Is rosie a girl? proof?

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Stef, rosie, airswimmer, moxy, and jane

So who won Melee?

HBox

Rosie, you so fine, let's you and I go. You're a Peach, can I be your Mario?

hooray!

All boys that I'd fuck

>a girl in top8
jesus smash4 is garbage

Who is the most respected 3ds player in the general?

SGK is a pretty entertaining Sonic to watch 2bh

I'd FUCK rosie 2bh

Get out

but I like Hbox

Doesn't /ssbg/ have a synctube?
And if so, can I have the link to it?

just make your fucking own

discord.gg/0rCibnHXzHRpxFzj

Do you also like watching paint dry

yes actually

This thread is 99% shitposts

>Rosie is now an attentionwhore

>now

>now
Wasn't it established from day fucking one that she was an attention whore?

>DK is easily the fastest heavy, and he has few laggy moves outside of his smashes and his fair
>His neutral sucks but bair does a billion fucking damage and feels impossible to punish
>One whiffed anything leads into his throw combo which does like, 25% and kills at 90 or more
>You can't gimp his shitty recovery because he just catches you with his ginormous hitboxes on his hands
>No other heavy minus Bowser gets this kind of shit

Who let this happen?

I can beat DK just fine, I just want to be salty cause he's no fun to face.

Don't pick on my /ssbg/fu, I'll cut you!

Fuck off stef, stop being jelly

And wasn't it established on day fucking one that hoody was a shitposter but here we still are playing and him

>You can't gimp his shitty recovery because he just catches you with his ginormous hitboxes on his hands
He has no hitbox above him.

Melee DK is still the best DK because its Melee

No one fucking cares