Life is scary

Life is scary.

> SPENGINGS

What the fuck is? A budget for a ten people's lifetimes?

Why do you need so much of everything?

titj
>3 children

first off. wat the faq.

second, you have a 30 year fixed mortgage at .3, nice get.

third, fuel is too high. you have 10 cars (why)

fourth, cut your utilities expenses by turning off the fucking AC during the night.

fifth I really cant tell what im looking at here, but you have no savings.

my advice is sell your meme garage. youre not jay leno

>3 children
Your number of children must have been a really big factor in that one 30k wedding, or that ridiculous number of vacations you must have been taking your children on long into their adulthood.

Other bits of WTFery:
>Almost 30k on 400 phones?
>Spent half as much as you did on food on clothing
>400k house and no income tax
>10 cars, averaging 40k a piece

>wat the faq.

I know that Veeky Forums tries to be a more serious board than the others, but holy shit, fuck off back to >>>/reddit/ you underaged faggot.

>that edge

for the record i have a CPA in one of the hardest states to get one

>spengings

Ok

You still need to go back

>spendings

I"ll use this thread to tell my store.


>go a small digital agency
>lost partners (for other segments)
> work as freelancer and got some developers to work for me
> too much on my mind, too much cost
>my accout is negative since january
>i'm stuck in OVERDRAFT

can't gettting out. sorry biz, i'm broke as fuck

74 years? Average salary of $65k?

No indexing?

I don't follow what this sheet is showing.

The assumptions are kindergarten-tier

>0 income tax
how

Texas

Where's federal tax?

Wasted dubs. Some quality bait you cooked up here though OP.

r u ok?

What are you talking about? It is standardized and you can transfer to other states.

>60,000 dollars in home furnishings
Life is scary if you're retarded and spoiled.

Are you drunk?

>this is what passes as accounting in britbongistan

Remove $6,655 in cars (buy a used Prius once) and you'll obtain a balanced sheet, leaving the okay sum of $1 for your funeral

What's scary is that you waste your entire income on a bunch of unnecessary crap.

Whats with the 400 phones?

>requirements vary from state to state
>explaining this to a high schooler

>house is biggest investment
>spending so much money on useless stuff

You could have bought so many assets with that much money, that you could be a whealthy multi-millionaire and wouldn't need to work anymore


Stop buying shit that cost you money! Invest it! This is this is basic stuff

>SPENGINGS

>mfw I live on less than 20,000 a year, currently around 17000 actually, in one of the ten highest cost of living cities in the US
>and I live damn well, eat like a king, and 2000 of that is just vacation/travel budget (almost 12% of total spending)
>have a nice apartment in affluent safe area right near downtown
>wear all high quality clothing and have the best cosmetics/hygiene products available

Have you tried NOT being retarded?

This. I spend max a few hundred a year on house stuff. Maybe about 100-200 on average.

>there are people this bad at simple excel formatting

Job security feels that much better every day.

False.

Is this a 30 year budget? It's also incomprehensible for everyone unless you start explaining everything.

Yeah, calling bullshit

Could Veeky Forums possibly get any worse?

>5 or 7 levels of irony

why do you have 10 cars nigger?

>SPENDINGS!!!

join military

it is ur emergency parachute, pull that cord