I want a doujin where an adamant cute blue sentinel who aspires to be a darkmoon some day gets her first assignment to defend a host only to get brutally raped by an invader who eats phantoms like her for breakfast.
>"There he is. That's the Finger of Rosalia that disturbs the host of this world." >"The Warrior of Sunlight seems to struggle against him..." >"Defeated. No surprise, the members of the sunlight covenant don't have as strict of a training regimen as the blue sentinels, I should be able to deal with this intruder" >"Huh, he seems to carry a Longsword. I've practiced against this weapon in Anor Londo. A good choice but powerless against my mighty Greatsword." >"He looks at the host. Ha, the real enemy is right here you foolish red. This lapse in concentration will cost you YOUR LIFE" >"WHAT?! HOW? HE PARRIED MY GREATSWORD. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, I HAVE 60 POINTS IN STRENGTH" >"HE'S PENETRATING ME WITH HIS +10 LONGSWORD" >"WHY DOES THE HOST NOT DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE JUST WATCHING" >"OH NO, HE HAS AN AVELYN. MY LIFEPOINTS ARE ALMOST DEPLETED" >"I AM TOO LOW FOR TRIPLE BOLT PENETRATION" >"..." >"YES FUCK ME. YOU CAN ENTER MY DARKMOON WHENEVER YOU LIKE. I AM JUST YOUR FILTHY CUMSLUT. DON'T STOP!"
So champ g killed 2 of my phantoms at the same time
Does anyone else feel like it's their fault when phantoms die? Maybe I was playing too defensive
Ayden Morgan
Bemycumbucket
Kevin Lee
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Logan Adams
>Pickle-pee and fatties have same voice >Eygon and nana cage have same voice
James Kelly
Pickle Pee
Owen Rivera
>get to Irithyl on my Sorcerer
This is legitimately the worst time I've ever had in any souls game EVER.
William Nelson
>kill Orbeck for morion blade on my pyro >grind out 17 dex to wield >okay time to put raw on it >can't be infused
fuck
>at least it will look cool with carthus flame arc on it >can't be buffed
fffffffuck
Brayden Rivera
>he stays at low levels, invading and getting ganked over and over pretending to have fun by posting in these threads complaining about people above SL80, as if he can sway people from the truth lol
Jason Anderson
It is quite literally their own fault user
Owen James
>Obscuring ring >Ganks are suddenly a bunch of retarded chickens eager to run into ambushes and traps
Nathaniel Ramirez
lmao they summoned me again
Benjamin Morris
WOOOOOOOOT
FINALLY FOUND SLAB
>Tfw Dark Sword +10
:DDDDD
Nice, my toon is so much stronger now
Sebastian Jenkins
Hidden body
Jordan Ortiz
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Dominic Harris
I feel your pain. I ended up just running past most enemies, and using a target shield for the Pontiff parry strat.
Benjamin Adams
>tfw you google the Fire Keeper's voice actress and find out she's a SJW
Elijah Kelly
>Force costs 26 FP FromSoft just tried to kill any fun you can get out of this game.
Jackson Baker
>tfw the high ponytail hairstyle clips through the witch hat
Adrian Jenkins
You're past the hump, after that the game becomes absolute EZ mode until the end of the Grand Archives.
Oliver Cox
So how good are the Halberds in this game?
Henry Cook
>>"I AM TOO LOW FOR TRIPLE BOLT PENETRATION"
Noah Russell
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Lincoln Taylor
What are some weapons to infuse with lightning for a pure faith build? I know faith has been nerfed all to hell, but I really want to make a paladin.
Josiah Taylor
Best class for a STR build?
Best class for a quality build?
Samuel Davis
It means he got scaled down to the Hosts level.
Aaron Williams
PC FC at High Wall Lothric, Pass: dsg It's time for a Last Man Standing, none of that 1v1 nonsense A true Soulsman is aware of their surroundings Just stand at a prism stone pile and wait for my go
Cameron Taylor
What's a better overall weapon for a Faith build: a Lightning infused Claymore or a Lightning infused Mace?
Noah Brooks
He had like 2 slivers of health. I backed off since I saw the attack coming but if I was there I think if I remained my r1s could have killed him before he killed them
Michael Long
>It's a "you summon two phantoms and they die in the first phase of a fight to obvious attacks"
>It's "you get summoned and the other phantom gets rekt super early or the host gets killed by obvious attacks"
I just want to bro-op, I don't even need to summon/be summoned
John Gray
what did he mean by this?
Owen Lewis
covenant item drop rates fixed when?
Juan White
everything minimum except maximum ass and head
MAXIMUM ass
Colton Evans
>red sign >two phantoms >host >all 3 start raping me
simply epic
Ryder Williams
>obsucring ring >see gank squad bunched up >toss a single throwing knife >run away >repeat for 30 minutes CONNECTION TO HOST LOST Lock-on range is longer than line of sight for the ring not to work, for those who don't know.
Jack Thompson
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Gavin Nelson
What SL/location should I invade with a +6 weapon. I fucked up and forgot that you can't upgrade for low level pvp
Samuel Gonzalez
>le SJW boogeyman
Aaron Davis
JUST USE THE TERRAIN :~)
Alexander Bell
I'd tell Miyazaki to not do a boss fight against the Primordial Serpents, and if he still wants to show us their power without having the player fight them, have us fight some other creature while a Primordial Serpent fucks shit up in the background.
Jordan Torres
>someone spent time typing this
Jayden Young
Everything up to this point was a fucking cakewalk.
I've died more times to that first pack of Pontiff Knights than I have to any boss. I'm about to go full Soild Snake like suggested
Gavin Cooper
>dark sword >toon
stop stop now
Eli Perry
They should have brought best girl,Evetta Muradasilova, back for another game.
Blake Barnes
Why didn't you already have decent DEX to begin with? DEX is the casting speed stat.
Liam Howard
>First character was named Rake >grey skin white hair with the Astora Greatsword with Dark Blade on it >went dragon form and used hexes when shit got real >save data corrupt >go to remake character, change my mind halfway through and decide to try a new build instead >forget to change name >now I'm a generic kinda cute quality build waifu named after a farm implement Holy fuck that was not a good build. Fun as fuck though.
Ethan Carter
>I AM TOO LOW FOR TRIPLE BOLT PENETRATION >YOU CAN ENTER MY DARKMOON WHENEVER YOU LIKE
Ryan Cook
Fucking saved
Landon Jones
nice.
Jayden Allen
Dragonslayer Swordspear
Matthew Martin
fuck off olivia
Robert Wood
Post ending in 5 names my character. He's a big burly warrior from da norf.
Gavin Lewis
>dried finger after pontiff I've found a new calling in life
Cooper Hernandez
Since it's FFA is chugging allowed?
Jackson Nelson
XxFaGgOtXx
Zachary Cox
I'd ask him why he's making the Primordial Serpents a boss fight and why do so many retards actually want that in the first place.
Hudson Williams
Playing as a Pyromancer for the first time in any Souls game and Jesus Christ I'm getting fucked
Took me almost an hour to beat Vordt
Samuel Smith
>cast hidden body >use great heavy soul arrow >they die in two hits and can't attack you How can you possibly be dying? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Owen Bailey
How do I join ?
Jason Barnes
Pure faith?
Raw ASS. That you put lightning on.
Kayden Jones
Skyrim Dude
Gabriel Smith
If you want to feel better about it, kill things normally and if you die just skip the areas you've done with hidden body The spin2win pontiffs, ranged spam from witches, and invisible no-lock-on hollows are annoying as hell on a caster
Aiden Diaz
qtpa2t
Justin Ortiz
I have yet to fight a blue that isn't complete trash. They are basically free estus, especially in the catacombs where you can hunt them down easily before they join the squad.
Joshua Johnson
Should I upgrade my weapon to +10?
I've been getting consistent pvp and co-op at +8
Robert Richardson
ignorant slave
Jaxon Perry
Expand my repertoire of faggot weapons. I have >Moonlight Greatsword +5 >Witch's Locks +4 >Chaos Warden Twinblades +9 >Crystal Gotthard Twinswords+9 >Crystal Sage's Rapier +5
Luis Kelly
Tall Dorf
Colton Gomez
Fuck no, you chug and I'll end you myself
Drop that sign down
Chase Martin
DS3 What armor pieces/sets look most like a riot/SWAT outfit? Helmet is definitely Creighton's helmet.
Wyatt Baker
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Elijah Evans
XxKillerMikexX
Nathan Reyes
Alright, lets talk getting gud in PvP
What do you think is the worst thing you can do in PvP while trying to git gud?
I found myself with a really shitty mindsetting. I usually pick a weapon, do 3-4 invasion, get my ass handed over to me by 3-4 guys and think "wow this weapon sucks"
Then i switch to the next one and the cycle repeats
Should i just pick one of the OP weapons, stick to it and go do tons of practice at pontiff with duels??
Invasions are really frustrating right now and make me wanna quit the game..
Nolan Phillips
Wait, I didn't read your post correctly, ignore this shit.
You weren't using hidden body before? I'm actually impressed you managed to get this far then.
Ryder Turner
>not fastrolling with infinite stamina and a +20 dragon tooth Shit havel cosplay
Connor Foster
>tfw cant find my swordfu because 90% of weapons are just incredibly terrible compared to the good ones
I like the Carthus Curved Sword a lot but why would I use it when I can just use a Dark Sword and hit harder and faster for less stamina?
Matthew Adams
Holy fucking shit DS2 feels so weird to go back to after DS3.
The movement is so goddamn weird.
Jack Wilson
You'll only be able to play with +7 and up If you stick with +8 you can play with +5 and up
Bentley Carter
FAGGOT KNIGHT
Lucas Hill
Cutesy Buttons
William Ortiz
RAGNAR FROSTBALLS
Charles Lee
why should we care
Lucas Murphy
How much strength does it take to wield a weapon 2H? Like the greatsword requires 28 to wield 1H
Ryder Perry
Morne's maybe
Austin Fisher
Blues are blinded, tense, and desperate for dem concords
They can't focus because every summon is once every 1-2 hours on them they are likely sweating bullets and often go full retard
Levi Moore
>farm implement Better than being named Hoe Or **e in this game I suppose
Isaac Taylor
Oh boy, time for Super Souls Brothers Melee.
NO ESTUS ULTRA WEAPONS ONLY LOTHRIC HIGH WALL
Ethan Diaz
Welcome to the blueberry ranch kid. Just slap on way of the blue and watch dumb Blue Sentinals get dunked on and pop a Seed to even the playing field. Try fighting near the giants, you will be under constant artillery barrages from the priest ontop.
Jack Gomez
>Should I just pick one of the OP weapons
Why would you become part of the cancer user Do you seriously want to be an R1 spammer
Just take a break when you're getting frustrated Do you want to have some practice duels? What SL are you?