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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=YZTl4HoBX6w
twitter.com/Liquid_Hiko/status/726943944169283584
youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
youtu.be/Dq6UODf7WYc
steamcommunity.com/id/steamfagthread/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>hazed: Lesson for life: Question everything.
What did he mean by this?

i miss the old days when i was slightly better at this shit game

youtube.com/watch?v=YZTl4HoBX6w

hiko is cute!

CUTE!!!

how fucked are these morons?

nothing more funny than a bald weeb

will there be cute boys
?

:))

Liquid kicked their new coach
twitter.com/Liquid_Hiko/status/726943944169283584

the meme keeps being true, what a world

>needing a coach for video games

he should get a dieting coach

it will probably be the biggest sausage fest mankind ever seen

rooRooookeke: @Odeag, youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE

>get tr1p
>guy was legend in 1.6 but hasn't done anything in csgo
>woah this will totally work just like fr0d guys :^)

i don't think that is true

>a bunch of sweaty disgusting csgo playing redditors in a house for six days
seriously hope someone mistakes it for a immigrant house and burns it down

>1st
>2nd
>Runner up

what did he mean by this

>get s1mple
>decide to bring in another awper
>but he can't play in the major
>team harmony completely fucked
>people think s1mple is the bad guy

hiko some sort of retarded genius or something

is that slim jesus?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

Anyone here good at betting? (predicting matches not roulettes)

Looking for a betting partner

nah, he was playing for Liquid when that picture was taken

I FUCK WITH SAVAGES YOU A FUCCBOI YOU CANT HANG

Liquid was getting fisted six ways to sunday before Hiko joined though.

Make this go viral

youtu.be/Dq6UODf7WYc

upvoted

and now they're splitting maps to splyce and losing to optic

>Killed C9
>Killing Liquid

NA scene is just full of cucks. They don't care about titles. They'd rather sit pretty and collect salary while re inacting high school levels of drama. About whos fee fee's are hurt and who's a meanie.

...

so when is prime matchmaking going to start?
you'd think they have enough players by now

tomorrow

Source

it started already friend

>Start from silver 4
>Work up to gnm
>rank wave
>now at silver 3
>this effectively erases all 925 hours of progress
just fuck my shit up

Inside my panties

I just played with a guy like that in my silver account, hilarious.

What was his name? EU or NA?

I'm not changing accounts for you

Which CS:GO team has had the worst fall from grace?

shit game

why do no cs pros bhop or kz?

mmmmmmmmmmm i dunnoo

either nip or fnatic currently

It's the major curse. Every team who wins a major falls into a slump.

QUICK

>you're queueing comp

what maps do you pick?

inferno dust mirage overpass cache

what chams are undetected by vac?

i'll only toggle when there's a smurf, i swear

vertigo, aztec

I've blindly bet on 1 match and won, do I qualify?

memeware

mirage and train

reminder that there are no good players in mm

>be SEM
>just deranked
>lose 7/ 8 last matches
>dont derank
This is why i pray to gaben daily.

>nice knife on le lounge
>can't trade for a week cause keys on lockdown
fuck him tbqh

/CSGOG/ BTFO

>following memepersonalities
nys

when did we claim that?

That's why CLG are my boys, hiko can't fuck up my team with _/DM

NIP after Katowice 2015 were dogshit and onky even made it to finals by tilting choke masters TSM. It would've been fine if they were just quietly bad or retired but they were loud obnoxious ass blasted cuck about it and acted like analysts were bullying them for being shit so their fans would shit post on reddit about them. I was hoping they would retire this year but THREAT is actually a really good coach and now the reddit cunts are gonna stick around for another decade.

>tfw got to supreme
>tfw literally know no smokes, popflashes or even how to spray
Will any of those things actually help getting to global or am I stuck at supreme?

Mirage, inferno, cache, nuke

popflashes and sprays will help you carry and clutch and entry, some basic smokes are good for executes but let the shittier aimers or those with offgames throw the complicated smokes

Why hasn't dazed stopped biting his nails on stream?
You'd think being a streamer he would be more aware of how gross it looks and sounds.

who /silver/ here?

which would help me reach GE faster?

Watching Anime or fapping to traps?

there's nothing wrong with biting your nails

steamcommunity.com/id/steamfagthread/

add my alt for deranking

we about to do some strat roullete

need 1-2 more

fapping to 2D traps you baka

haha hahaha fucking called it

How can I pull gun skins from CS:GO and view them in Photoshop?

Except that it looks and sounds gross, and putting your hands in your mouth all the time is unsanitary.
Fine if you're by yourself but broadcasting your face to thousands of people while doing it is inappropriate and unprofessional besides being disgusting.

whoa dude, you're that highly intelligent guy from reddit aren't you?

no, i called that you were your """"""friend"""""

spotted the faggy germaphobe. i bet you clip your fingernails pussy.

You have profound insight. I can tell you're extremely intelligent.

thanks bro, you're a classy dude and i'm sure very popular with others

Name the 6 shittiest CSGO skins you know

And name the 3 best and/or favourite skins

hyperbeast
asiimov
fuel injector
frontside misty
chantico's fire
safari mesh

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red lam
graphite
stainless

Sounds like you're the average smfc

called what senpai

Hyper Beast
Fuel Injector
Vulcan
Lightning Strike
Wings
Elite Crew

Red Laminate
Bulldozer
Pilot

no nigga that's MY alt

my friends alt is my friends alt

hey I just started playing not too long ago and I'm running into a shitton of hackers in my unranked standard games. for a while I figured they were just really good players but the system keeps VAC banning people mid game and there's often 1 guy who everyone in the lobby knows is hacking because they're tracing people through walls

anyway my question is do I report these people? I know in dota (which is made by valve and also uses vac) your reports are weighted much lower if you report frequently so idk if I should even bother reporting if inside a day of play I've submitted too many for the system to give a fuck about it. I figure if I report someone and they do get VACd it doesn't hold it against me but idk to be honest

jaguar
fire serp
aquamarine
scorched
kill confirmed

black lam
graphite
twilight galaxy

>he doesn't play casual with animefams

>he actually play the game

so what did you guys have for dinner?

nuke, office

Chantico's Fire
Fire Serpent
Basilisk
Vulcan
Jaguar
Griffin

whoops i forgot my 3 favorites

Hydroponic
Master Piece
Corticera

All of them

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None of them

>lost literally everything at the chokefest of a major
>rage bet my last betting skin day after and lose it to
>back to cents
>worked my way up to 45$ worth
>its all in 1-3$ skins

what would be the most efficient way of trading them up to shit worth 5-10$ for better bets

ur mums pussy ;)

was it good

no ;(

Based tyloo

>wasting time in casual

is this a meme?

hes the only american make it to like 4 major playoffs and 2 times Semi at major,

This
why the fuck would you play casual

>t fw noone to play casual or community server with for fun