DOTA 2 General - /d2g/

The walking fish of free wins is annoying

New to the game if i want to git gud who should i be using?

disgusting.

>Huskar got a ~3% WR increase in this patch
>pickrate barely went up
Yes, yes... keep it going.
Sooner your later you'll remember why you hate the flaming spear of healing.

What items do I build on alchemist now? Give me a variety of builds for different scenarios please.

Quick!

Post your dota wife!

just copy arteezy build like everyone else does

>mfw I play pure damage users almost exclusively

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>"Professional" player
>Losing game
>Abandon
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
GREAT GAME DOTARDS

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Kaipi will win the Major.

>What is stream personality
He's just pretending to be a cancerous faggot, you dumbfuck.

>stream personality
Oh so that's what you call being a shitter in Dota? Nice. I have that too.

#justiceforwarlock

I fucking love Huskar, but he's got way too many counters.
Let's see the top picks for this patch
>Pudge
Pure damage, DoT slow, healing + disable, magic resistance, huge HP.
>Invoker
Every single one of his spells. Exort Invoker is also more popular right now, so it counters him HARDER.
>Phantom Assassin
>Legion
Literally impossible.

>Earthshaker
Stuns and a huge physical hit. Huskar still gud against him.
>Slark
Cheeky little fucker.
>WR
Please have mercy

And so on and on.
>repick.exe
Literally -the- Huskar counter.

How is this man still alive?

hurricane pike seems pretty worthless desu senpai

>le idle xdD)D))))

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4hd5zf/can_we_talk_about_tobis_declining_health/

#savetobi

what is it?

if hes anything like me, he probably just leaves the client running in the background most of the time. i have 6k+ hours logged but only 3k or so games played.

>reddit
Kill yourself.

i dont get this meme

muh
sekrit
klub
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>I want to fight immediately
Treads into Armlet into Maelstrom

>I can rice
Any ricing items you want, Radiance is fine if you can get it sub minute 15 just don't fucking build him like Naga afterwards get some health

>they have more than 2 hard stuns and are constantly trying to gank me
Get a bkb or Lotus Orb and Blademail

Mjollnir, Abyssal Blade, BKB, AC, Heart, Skadi, Satanic, BoTs, MKB, Daedalus, Armlet, Silver Edge, and Radiance are all good pickups on him. Consumed Moonshard and Consumed Aghs are what you should get next after you get six slotted, then buy Aghs for your teammates and all the wards and gems.

The meme is Valve is full of assholes and I want my fucking Warlock set - the only GOOD Warlock set. Its a joke that they released it in the state they did.

Good, at least you get it.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Shouldn't armlet into AC be better?

>puck
>bad

literally being banned/picked in the recent tournaments. gitgud

No, I asked for LC on CM fanart, not this gay c᠎uck fanfic

>kunkka
>tiny
>bad

>all sing heroes except for puck

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No, Maelstrom is a lot cheaper than an AC. Armlet gives you a decent amount of armor too now when active.

You'd probably want to go AC after Maelstrom though, and then either upgrade to Mjollnir or get a Silver Edge or Abyssal.

There's nothing wrong with it

who /ixmike/ here?

>tfw someone says the LPQ system is "good"

wew, its fun to abuse it I report someone erryday game on the enemy team and get my reports back since people do the

right here baby

dont
ever
reply
to me
or my wife's son
again

>Being a Mfag
>Getting off on embarrassment
>Getting off on being bullied
>Feet worship
Everything wrong with it, literally c᠎uck fetishes, kys.

If core Kunkka is badEmber, then why does he have a higher winrate than Ember?

>he doesn't enjoy netorare

>glance_value_no_bitching.bmp

netore > netorare

the secret to ntr is realizing you aren't positioning yourself as the netori or the netorare (cuck) but the mindbroken woman.

that's really why ntr is good, and why the woman is preferably not just drugged or mindcontrolled for the mindbreaking.

gotchu famiroli ravioli

Now that's gay and c᠎᠎uck.᠎
Are you coming out of the closet soon, son?

dotabuff.com/matches/2334390072

>do 22k damage
>the rest of my team barely breaks 7k
>anti mage plays like a 2k retard, doesn't know how to farm or use manta
>doom takes a crit creep and never anything else, doesn't take purge against omniknight
>ld and anti mage push different lanes while we are getting raxed, only get towers
>instead of teleporting to base they go to fight 2vs5

How are these people 4500 mmr?

Judge me.

umm no you don't self insert as the fag getting cucked and just get off to slutty women lmao at you though

that's the most degenerate thing i've ever read

Nice. Is there a uncensored version somewhere?

I just noticed DAZZLE DID MORE HERO DAMAGE THAN ANTI MAGE

>being this pleb

the whole point of ntr is the subtext of women being more capable of enjoying sex and degeneracy than men ever could be.

The guy who drew it does but he's holding it hostage because he's a decent guy really he drew it at my request so he'll release it whenever I guess

>the whole point of ntr is the subtext of women being more capable of enjoying sex and degeneracy than men ever could be.

Not really, you are just gay.

>Dazzle
>Sit back and spam Q
>AM
>Can never even engage against a half-decent enemy team if yours is ass

What is the thing sucking btw?

What is the point of drums on Kunkka?

>being this in denial of your trans identity

WHY DO FUCKING SHITTERS CALL IT DRUMS?
IT'S DRUM
D R U M
SINGULAR
ONE DRUM
DRUM OF ENDURANCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what month are you on?

Swarm beetles, reducing that already low low armor....

>its a post 2008 /a/nime opinion

into the trash you go.

>ugly as sin, trans caster gets made fun of
>EVERYONE HALT WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
>THE TEAM THAT MADE FUN OF HER NEEDS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE AND FINED
>END BIGOTRY NOW
>Just laugh it off, people are rude all the time online.
>WE DONT NEED IDIOTS LIKE YOU THAT THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE WE NEED CHANGE
Why are these retards acting like this is something new and something that can be fixed? Twitch chat is literally filled with the lewdest most aggressive comments ever, yet no one is crying about it.

But no, lets halt everything and shine a spotlight on the poor MALE aussie caster that parades as a female and is a """""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""friend to some """"""proplayer""""""""

my favorite build is BKB butterfly desolator AC and then I just walk at the enemy tower and suicide on it. Alchemist can kill a tower in about 5 seconds with that build

>I'm t-t-totally not gay guise I just enjoy being the fucked woman in 2d chinese porn
LOL @ this fag

shame, these are great

@140777863

No one cares

panda.tv/3331
ee strim

panda.tv/3332
rtc strim

>enjoying l-loli makes you a pedophile

either a /r/edditor or australian desu.

W-what did LC did to Weaver before getting his swarm?

Why doesn't anybody bully lina?

>this deflection

user it's time to take your HRT

LOL
NTR is cuckoldry at its finest being that every time it involves either a third party that knows or is unknowing to that fact that their loved one is either railing or getting railed by someone that can make them feel better than they ever could.

Get fucked
>b-b-but "muh intellectual fetish"
this is you
youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg

>Defending his point by changing goalpost
Ultrafaggot t᠎bh

ROTC? TI6?

what are you talking about retard, the importance of ntr isn't the stealing or the being stolen, the whole point is the moral degeneration and corruption of the woman.

>changing the goalpost
except its not. come at me retards, 2d != 3d regardless of what you neurotypicals would like to believe.

I enjoy every fetish in hentai even scat sometimes but i don't delusion myself into wanting women to shit on me in real life since it would be disgusting. I know the boundaries between fantasy and reality and I definitely DON'T self insert as the female getting fucked, that is the most fucked up thing I have ever heard of in my life.

>fantasising about being the girl

nothing can make you un-say this, it's adorable

>>ugly as sin, trans caster gets made fun of
? mike was just asking a question

Guys what happened to RTC?

Why is he constantly talking about that shitty DBZ basketball anime shit?

Will anime really make team secret good?

only netorare anime, know any good ones?

how the fuck do i lower stream quality on panda tv?

Gook letters annoy the shit out of me

>need to be level 50 to participate in ranked
>you level up after 100 "tp"
>i just won a match and got ten "tp"

Ok so it is going to take 500 matches before I can participate in ranked???

Quick post that cropped lewd!

You know the one.

I wish I was a girl I wish it so much it bothers me greatly

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