/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Plane orgy edition

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg

>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
95octane.com/2014/10/14/vaydor-infiniti-g35-exotic-body-kit/
pastebin.com/v0HQjY3u
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

who /blistacompact/ here

Anyone here nice enough to give me a returning players content?
I already added flib but he went inactive right after i sent him all login details. I don't want to look like ungrateful and impatient dick but i really want a dukes.

And so it begins.

so like what's a decent menu that won't get me banned?

something private

> pc shitters
> cheating per usual

Why are pc cucks so predictable

>F

What is F? A faggot?

I'm gonna be a begging fag and ask if someone with a menu can drop me some $?
I want to do wacky stuff with my friends but the grind is not funzo

social: squawwwk

none of them, idiot.

Ah butthurt PC kid

Thanks pc shitters for the containment platform needed a place for all the poor third world pirates to play on

>F

So what does F mean?

Probably someone namefagging

How do I play with the Kool Kids Klub

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as anonymous. As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting

>F

Okay, seems like it's meant nothing.

You are a
>Faggot
now.

>doesn't know about "Press F to pay respects"

well guys?

Press F to get in & out or on & off a vehicle

Who's your favorite gtag, gtag?

this feels like gta sa

...

cowpiepizza

My gta sa looks way better.

That would make sense if it was just F, which is was. But now it's a quoted F.
It's just a fucking signature.

crimefighter

>Look mine up.
>Reddit account.
>Everyone who looks me up is going to think I'm a depressed mother that has security issues with her husband texting other woman.

So i literally have no one else that i know who plays this game
I can still have fun right?

toasty seems nice

xth for honk

nice forced meme
inb4 "thanks for the (you)"

That's what I said with the >nullprophet posters, think that stopped them?

Thanks for the (me)

(u)
but that wasn't a forced meme

pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

Let's make the pastebin better, together.
>inb4 objectively wrong, without details

It's objectively wrong, and I already spoonfed you the details once, and that was really only to prove that it was shit. I'm not going to spoonfeed you again.
Please don't post this shit again.

That's two (me)'s
That makes a meme!
Have a cute teddy bear.


I really just want to have fun with everyone in gtao. Please just say you don't like the game mode and join us again on the next.

send me pics of your butt

but i do like game modes
i've played adv modes millions of times.
i never said i didn't

fuck the returning player gimmick, I played it on PS3 on offline mode so I can't use the Blista Compact on online now, bullfuckingshit

>Crews are very important, and change the game dynamic. It can be "You versus the World" if you want, but a crew (like GTAG) can make it "Us versus Them". This is especially helpful in Freeroam, where GTAG can help you against shitters and other such undesirables.
add
>Beware, a Crew Blip doesn't always mean that it's friendly
to it
Randoms aren't called Randumbs, they're called shitters
Also, same paragraph, that there are a lot of people in GTAG who are fucking up on purpose too
The Insurgent is just as bad as the Kuruma
I'd clarify the explosives part to RPG/Homo Launcher, You have to be retarded to get killed by a Stickytrap
Add that you should buy the 200k Del Pierro Apartment as your first Safehouse
Also add that you should buy the Schafter V12 instead of the other two, it's relatively cheap and is the car with most bang for your buck by a far mile
Stilt Houses aren't bad, they're away from most of the combat which is a plus, but they're expensive
Remove the Menyoo bit
You could still link it again

>You could still link it again
Here?

Expired senpai

We started doing new stuff, or at least I think they are new, like the downhill chili thing and stunt races.
It's a lot more fun when (you) are there!

Okay?

>Add that you should buy the 200k Del Pierro Apartment as your first Safehouse
I don't really see why. It's the cheapest one with a heist room and not bad positioning, but is it really needed to be the first? A simple garage works well, and you don't need to host heists asap.
Not that dude by the way, just wondering.

What made vice city so cool?

Nice party vans

Also Why can't we own real houses with an upstairs and a kitchen and more than one room, like franklins aunts, or micheals house (but smaller) preferably in um echo park or whatever it's called in game.

80's was a pretty cool decade besides the AIDs epidemic

Because they're too different and unique. Too difficult to make into houses, unless there's only one, which doesn't make sense. Stilts are the best we'll get.

KEK'd by cuck*'s spawning system

T > Spawn location > My house/garage

That's like, a minute's walk at most

Because it's a High-End Apartment + 10 Car garage for basically nothing
Why not save the money to have both instead of buying a 2 Car garage first and then buying an Apartment?
2 hours of grinding/getting carried and you have the money for that legitimately
Every other house/garage is a waste of money for a newbie
I'd also shorten/remove/merge most paragraphs, Flib

>having "random spawning" on
>not just where you left off
>or in your appartment/yacht

first time i enabled random spawning i was put in mount chilliad having to die repeatedly until i got to a road

Why is slasher still the funnest and most unique gamemode made by R* that isn't basic and in the vanilla game before the updates?
It was because I had just left a job, and I do have it set for concord ave

Last webm about this I swear.
Close race Ezek & Crafty!

...

Send me a message over SC, make a throwaway Microsoft account, with USA as the region, and a password 6 - 16 characters in length, no spaces. I'll do it probably tomorrow evening.

>crew blip =/= friendly
I'll mention this, but I'll also mention it's usually safe.
>shitters
Maybe I'll take out the "randumb" bit
>explosives
Okay. Sticky shitters in Zentornos are still annoying, though.
>Del Perro
I mentioned that this is the cheapest 10 car apartment.
>V12
I'll mention that as a possible choice, good input.
>Stilt Houses
I'll add the location part.
>Remove Menyoo
Why?

>shorten / remove / merge
Maybe later. I think I'm going to bed. If you could make some examples, though, I'd appreciate that.

Fair enough. I was trying to think of a reason for why you'd want a garage sooner but I can't think of one. Except if you really want to have multiple cars asap, but even then it's only 1 extra unless you overspend.

Because R* actually put effort into making Slasher.

Turn your shadow on already please..
These guys... Me on the right desu..

Bad.

>>Remove Menyoo
>Why?
Because GTA is already filled with enough Menu skiddies
>Maybe later. I think I'm going to bed. If you could make some examples, though, I'd appreciate that.
I'll send you a link to my edit on steam
I mean, you're right regarding the 1 Car thing, but that's why I also mentioned the V12, it's the ultimate bang for your buck setup

But muh 120+ fps.

>I mean, you're right regarding the 1 Car thing, but that's why I also mentioned the V12, it's the ultimate bang for your buck setup
Well the tutorial sort of railroads you into jacking a car and installing a (free) tracker and insurance, so I'd say buying your first one isn't something a lot of people do. Still, not like you'll care a lot if your first car isn't perfect, you can replace it just fine and it doesn't cost you anything.

>yeah dude, synthwave is the 1980s, nothing else ever happened ever - the post

why though, this isn't a competitive game and anything above 60 sounds redundant
are you just used to it?

>Using I and other personal pronouns in a guide.

Trying to make this car and I am thinking one of the lambo's but what do you guys thing I should use.

Well, it has quite a few subjective and opinionated things. I'd say those pronouns fit for what it is.

>average joker shitter in gta

is he blind?
ALSO HOW DID HE PAY FOR THAT?

zentorno without a spoiler

Carbonizzare maybe?

fucking why would you want to make that, it's hideous
because it's a set prop, ya dingaling
i doubt he actually owns it, though as a movie star he could definitely afford it

>veydor body kit

First gen Cavalcade (Top) or Second gen (Bottom)?

95octane.com/2014/10/14/vaydor-infiniti-g35-exotic-body-kit/
fucking DC shills

Its kinda like how I can't go back to 30fps when I touched 60fps. I can't go back 144 to 60.

top has better customization, but doesn't look as good.

chrome vent thing on the bottom is hideous imo so 1st gen

It's a 30.000 dollar bodykit for the infinity G35.
So that's a 50k car.

top looks better imo

if you can change the grill of the bottom one then go for it

no the joker has no real job

T20 or Entity XF could work well but I have no idea why you would want to be that autistic.

makes it even worse, since that car is worse than any riced out one you will see both in gta and irl

the base kit is 11k
used infiniti is no more then 13k
24k ricer dream car

Hello my SC is Wosera and I'd like to join the pc only crew, thanks.

fuck off

you're still mad about that race lobby nessi

fuck off

Carbonizzare is a great car, prove me wrong.

pastebin.com/v0HQjY3u
r8 the revised guide

agreed

Knew this would happen

stilt houses are nice if you don't like fighting

Oh yeah, forgot to edit that part

how do i cash fast???

Try playing game modes. Get together with some friends, and play some contact missions or heists.

Shark cards