/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General

G'night, dood.

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Hello.

Hiya

Having fun?

>mfw I once dreamt that I fucked Misha
>mfw cucked the Mishafags

Always user. Yourself?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

>mfw I had a dream once that I was about to fuck Misha
>the exact fucking Mish sex scene from Shitzune's route
>and I did not do it
>she was so beautiful and looked so fragile
>all I could do in that dream was to hug her really tight and just be there for her >10/10 would dream again

Glad to hear it

>tfw i had a dream of me posting on /ksg/ once
I..i need to go outside more

Excellent.

>tfw the only dreams I'm remembering about in the last year or so is about something on my PC

I have literally dreamed of something happening while browsing websites, playing games and whatever. Fuck this gay earth.

Would gladly have that instead of some of my fucked up dreams. While it's fun to have a dream about fucking a girl I know, it kind of makes me horny 24/7. But that's not the worst part.

I recently had a dream that I was extremely tired and wanted to rest. Then there was blood and human body parts flying all around, and I heard someone talking to me
>You can sleep, but if you want to truly rest you must feed on flesh and blood
Why can't I just sleep peacefully?

That's legitimately fucking scary user, god damn.

And then you made a steak sandwich?

Tell me about it. I was as freaked out as you can imagine

No, because it was like 4 in the morning

So? Anytime is a good time for a steak sandwich.

I'm not seeing the problem here.

>tfw you will never shoot the shit with Mutou, Nurse and Akira
This bothers me more than not have a katawa ever will.

Also in the parallel world?

Also in the parallel world.

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This is nice.

Some day our universe and this parallel universe will collide. Are you ready /ksg/?

Yeah, I've been storing up the squish energy to fully release it on Mish once this happens.

Easy there user.

You probably produce enough squishnetic per day to squish her to her limits, storing that energy might be dangerous....

>give out overwatch key
>guy unfriends me after I go to sleep

This is what happens when you try and make friends on Veeky Forums.

I'm not worried

Large part of this energy will be released initially as soon as I reach her, and it will simply explode outwards along with tears of joy and excitement. The remaining part will be sufficient to fuel the squishy machine for the rest of our lives.

That's pretty fucking beta, user.

Poor Misha....

What is? Attempting to make friends, getting unfriended, or unfriending someone?

You can be my friend on steam, but you will have to play with me sometimes.
[spoiler[ Except if you're a normie, then get out >:^( [/spoiler]

You can be my friend on steam, but you will have to play with me sometimes.
Except if you're a normie, then get out >:^(

Trying to buy friendship.

ctrl + s, dood.

>Poor Misha....
Why? I don't mean a constant 24/7 squish you know. More like a lot of small or situational squishes. Watching a movie - squish. Sex - squish. Back from work - squish. That kinda stuff.

I guess you have my blessing...
Take care of her.

I wasn't trying to buy friendship, I was just trying to be nice.

In the most beta way possible.

That's what I do lad.

Think what you will mate. At least the other 3 people I added are still friends with me.

Excellent.

We'll see.
What do you usually play, anyway?

>tfw scratching the dirt off my balls

Is there a greater feel /ksg/?

Which katawa would willingly do it for me?

Overwatch is literally the only game I've felt like playing. Been in beta since November. I've also been playing hearthstone while the closed beta has been offline.

>Blizzard
Yeah, nah. I think I'll pass.

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midnightly misha appreciation post

So much this. The pain is real.

Kenji can fuck right off to be honest, but the other four in the picture are swell

EARLY!

You have to give to Blizzard that they figured out how to make crack in digital form.

Doesn't mean I have to agree with it.

Alright, doods.

I need to sleep.

See you all tomorrow.

992 to go

It's not gonna happen man

>implying we won't reach 4000
>implying we will ever leave this place
You are a funny guy

When Hanako got one of those phases where she doesn't leave the room, where does she poop?

>he doesn't know about poop bins

user holds my hand and kisses my neck while whispering lewd things in my ear and rubbing my package..

W-w-with package you m-mean boobies r-right? Because you are a g-g-girl right?
Otherwise, that would be pretty gay w-what you just wrote, ha ha

That's pretty lewd, user, where do I sign up?

Continue.

Belated congratulation on 3000 /ksg/, haven't been on Veeky Forums since I saw you were on 2988. That OP image has triggered me once again

gl hf

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I would pay money for zoon tauntingly holding a 3k trophy.

No! Full homo!

Right here in KSG, of course.

user straddles himself on my hips, both of us still in underwear, and traces a single finger down my chest and abs with a lewd smirk. Suddenly he turns around, rounded butt in my face, and bends down towards my throbbing, leaking member, slowly pulling down its coverings..

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But it isn't real here in KSG

No. Nononono. No. Noooooo.
Stop right there mister.

Sure it is! You just need to imagine. Or get user's steam.

You mean continue?

You should write a fanfiction.

I wonder what user smells like after a hard day of work.

Do you think he'd mind if I gave him a massage?

>I wonder what user smells like after a hard day of work.
Oh no, that's my fetish

And I just want to lube my fingers up and stick them in user's butt.

No more homoposting! Only Happy Katawas allowed now

>It's happening again

We're so lonely.

Ded game
Ded general

You slow shits.

>nuking bacon
Disgusting

We'll be fine.

That's something Emi would do.

Pic related. It lets you nuke it, while a lot of the fat and grease drips away.

You're funny, user.

*troot*

*shuuu*

*Zoom*

Where did you get that pic of me?

Is it even possible to unironically like Hanako's hentai scene?

This girl's cuter desu

If you're someone like Suriko who just doesn't like Hanako

Get a load of this chump