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>Helpful links
The Oversheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
Competitive: gosugamers.net/overwatch

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strawpoll.me/10111020
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maining is a viable strategy

tracer is smelly

fapping to traps until open beta

First for BEGGING:
[email protected]

First for still not having a code

xth for codes

[email protected]

9th for I didn't preorder out of some weird sense of gamer empowerment and industry paranoia and now I regret it

>mercy thread
ayy based

xth for key hunting.
Email begging is for pussies
Unless "too many" attempts have been made.

xth for preordered but blizzard a shit

you're cunt
you're email
you're waifu

might get a code if you're lucky

Please send extraneous keys to your local poorfag.

[email protected]

I know servers aren't up yet, but when i open the game it spams tab for some reason (between login info boxes and exit button). When i tried to find this problem i couldn't find a single thing, and the forums are dead atm.

Friendly reminder that Tracer is the obvious best waifu.

I don't have one of those.
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Mercy

>"user, w-we just met! you w-want me to post my c-code in the thread for everyone to see?"

Reminder that having 2 supports is good and to cover that Mercy thats keeping you alive.

genji a cunt
[email protected]
mei best waifu

Can i get a code for my pal? he is a nice bro. Steam: Amazae4

strawpoll.me/10111020

>Of course not, just show it to me

Do it slut! Put your lewd digits out there for all to see!

I am a cunt.
I am an email
I am pharah

Nevery lucky

quick question; If I preorder the game right now will I get the beta codes immediately?

today has been so comfy knowing i have the game preordered and installed already
who /patientlywaiting/ here

pic not related though

who has the biggest gun ?
also who has the biggest dick?

how long do you need to wait once you start getting too many attempts?

Mercy is of purest genetics.

Mercy is also a virgin.

Best girl.

by volume or by length?

no cause blizzard a shit

Torbjorn, huge fucking monster dick. He uses that to perform some "Russian style kinetic engineering" if his wrench is lost.

Key Hunting, might as well try my luck. Only got money for a limited time before it goes to other shit, need to decide soon.

[email protected]

Like 15-20 minutes

t. too many attempts guy that just tried again and got shit on by bots

No, you had to preorder before April 28th or something.

The countdown is at the exact time i leave work. Feels good tbqh.

both?

6584762546874132111358??

It's between 30 and 60

Damn, I was about to preorder and just drop the second code here. That's lame.

you get one free attempt after you've tried inputting a code with a captcha so just load it up like that and wait for your next attempt

Are you secretly an Overwatch?

>6584762546874132111358
didnt work

>virgin
>when she's canon getting fucked by torbjörn

Clever, trying to get others into "too many tries" - mode.

BastionMain reporting in.

Roadhog BEST TANK

stop your slanderous smut

>Virgin
>34
yeah, no

pls help

Does anyone else need to pee every 5 minutes when they really excited?

I swear ive pissed out a gallon in the past 30 minutes.

PATCH

>le free ult charge mane

who /mei/ here?

I plan on playing ONLY McCree. Is this viable?

roadhog and mei are the best shipping

holy shit this general is going by quick

>this triggers the bastion

>See game randmoly start patching
>Get all excited and warm inside
>Just random patch and still can't play

It's High Noon

It wouldn't be a secret if i answer that luv

STOP BULLYING

People don't have much to talk about, unless it is waifus.
Rest are code begging.
Those with codes are doing something else to calm hype.

>drivers updated
>specs checked
>food ready
>nothing important to be doing
>can wait out inevitable server fuck ups
>can play all night

im good to go, captain.

No one's giving a key ?

# of heroes and/or roles you can play well will increase your winrate.

...

IM PATCHIN OVER HERE

>blizzard servers shits itself
>followed by 6 hour long maintenance

roadhog is trash

It adds the cinematic they released today.

Can someone please explain to me how this early access is working?

They won't give them out till an hour and a half?

>can wait out inevitable server fuck ups
>can wait out inevitable server fuck ups
>can wait out inevitable server fuck ups

patience, grasshopper.

600 hp and regenerates health;
sounds pretty good
>plus a hook and a one hit kill

you're trash

You pput in code.
You get flagged.
Beta goes live in hour or two.
You play.

>people this stupid will play the game

if you have redeemed an early access code for your account, you will have access to the open beta starting in 1.5 hours, yes.

The open stress test beta start in 2 or 4 days.
You can get a BETA EARLY ACCESS if you have a code.

blizz are incompetent fucktards and plenty of people who have preordered have not received their keys yet

some have

>tfw only 1 hour and 30 min to go until I can play MEI

Cis Male
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Pharah

BRUH

>people use term one hit kill
>99% dont actually mean one hit kill

he's saying that big hitbox + large health pool means that he's a battery for the enemy team, but in quickplay first few weeks/open beta literally who gives a fuck

498125464687Now multiply 3584 by 9361

600 hp is not a lot when you are a hero with huge hitbox and no defensive capabilities other than your hp

hook+m1 is even after the buff unreliable and it's really only guaranteed kill against 150hp heroes

Cis Scum
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meanwhile, plenty of OTHER people received theirs a while ago but don't know that they have more than one email box.

>Doesn't work

Every single Mei player I met had that got awful "u mad bruh" personality, please dont be one of those people.

playing tracer against roadhog is so much fun, you always have ult ready

woops its like this.

498125464687Now multiply 3584 by 9 361

First to guess my main gets a code. Post with e-mail and I'll get back to you before I go to work. Also, let's be buds and play together :}

>MOST DANGERAASSSS MOST DANGERASSSS
Last time trying. I will pay it forward if someone hooks it up with a code.

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Mei (duh)
Already got a code

Genji
[email protected]

well thats not the case for me

the only thing i can think of that ive done that could possible have made me not receive it is that i've unsubscribed from blizzard's promotions/newsletters

however if that makes me not receive the fucking key for a product i've ordered then that's obviously a fuckup from blizzard's part

4981254646833549824361 cannot be claimed

>You will never get an early access key and play as Mei all day
Preordered from a local store but they didn't have early access keys, will suck som serious dick for a key [email protected] WITH ball fondling

>just enough time to watch game of thrones

nice