/tsg/ - The Sims General

Put this in the next OP please.
thesimsgeneral.booru.org/

I repeat. Put this link in the next OP, its the correct Booru.
thesimsgeneral.booru.org/

Thank you for pointing it out twice. Swear to god my brain is broken

They could have continued it on PC, but I'm guessing the PC port didn't do so hot since they didn't make any other My Sims ports. It's a shame because they had a solid concept here.

i remember enjoying the MySims games on the DS

Might have to give the pc version a try.

Vaguely interested, what's mysims like?
How is it different from the main games?

Welp Im gonna go get something to eat. Keep the thread bumped guys! I know its slow and stuff, but if we just keep at it, it will live again.

Your welcome friendo.

You guys should stop playing notanimalcrossing and just come play animal crossing with me.

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It's 1:1 controls for one, no managed needs for another. Basically you spend 90% of your time building your town and objects for your sims that live in it. The better you do, the more your town grows. It's slow at first but it gets better.

I gotta dust off that town at some point.

>You guys should stop playing notanimalcrossing and just come play animal crossing with me.
I haven't touched mine in a while.

idek wtf I would do with you. I'm too sperg. :^(

Kingdoms is more about putting things together and making interesting contraptions.

Then Agents is very story driven. I mean, the entire thing is being recorded by Buddy so he can make a comic book lmao.

And the first one is like he said.

Kinda slow, just build neat objects and shit and paint them.

I had a cute bed I made with flower essences and some green paint. It's relaxing to be honest.

Bump

I'll give you a bump slut.

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Good night /tsg/.
Don't go dying now.

>tfw buffgirl will never strangle you out and tell you how below her you are sexually

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It's up to you now.

Had the most fun playing this couple out of all my playthroughs, blond one was a fuckboi and led on the wrong witch. that's where he got the scar. He has a cheater reputation but met the love his life, the brunette, and is trying real hard to sober-up on the manwhore lifestyle

They have lots of passionate sex :^)

So I decided to do a TS3 legacy with a sim-self, since I've never done a legacy and I've never had a sim-self. And following the trend of things I've never done, I decided to do it in Lucky Palms or whatever this desert world is called, since I've never touched before.

And what's a legacy without a dank little shack.

It's got everything a dank little shack needs. Including a toilet closet and an outdoor shower so we can wash our pussy.

I don't have a job in real life, but I can't be a bum in a legacy. She wants to be a writer, but in Sims world, you need a computer for that. So we need a job.

Unfortunately, selection sucked, so we gotta live off the land and shit.

I hate the way Sims hold their fishing rods.

Driverless taxis are cool, though.

But not as cool as spending your hard-earned fishing money on tomatoes. Moving on up.

Need to start making friends soon. Another way my sim-self and I will differ.

>Including a toilet closet and an outdoor shower so we can wash our pussy

I completely forgot I installed a pornstar custom career mod. I've got nothing against being a pornstar, so I guess this'll be my job until my writing career takes off. Who knows, maybe I'll meet my future husband on set.

Washing away our sins.

Water is such great fun.

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beemp

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The casino is pretty cute.

Dat robot dealer

is mary a virgin

Good morning /tsg/.
How are we doing this fine morning?

Not for long..
ifyouknowwhatimean

lewd

Freakin Kim is a ninfo.

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Ugh.. Lydia has been so moody lately. Someone needs her eggs scrambled..
I mean come on! I just wanted to know if her cousin would be down for butt stuff.. Geez. Guess I'll have to find out the old fashion way.

youtube.com/watch?v=reHGIYHAR2Q
Thanks for reminding me of this song.

>I wonder if Stev clears his search history.. Does he even have a computer?..

"Excuse us. Fellow Earthling. Lovely Evening. Yes?"
"Yes very lovely. Us Earthlings love this temperature. Perfect for being a living Earthling, yes?"

>Did I take my pills?..
Hello friends of friends! Is this going to be a mugging? Because honestly I don't have my cash on me. I can give you my shoes.

"We have no need for Earthling shoes."
"Yes. We only need you."

What's that, somekinda blow dryer?.. OOOH! I get it now, you guys are crazy- ECK!

So... until now, Sims 4 or Sims 3? which one should i play?

"Done it we have! Supreme Overlord will be pleased! Pleeeeeased!"
"Yes. But contain yourself you must. We contact the flagship now. Contact!"

>Did I take my pills?

Fucking lost it lmao

>fucking Kim. Now I'm wondering how my dirtbag cousin managed to Eiffel Tower her instead of thinking about inportant work.

>Stupid Rick never even let me peg him once before he vanished...

"How is she?.."
"Very good! The Earthling will be thawed! The Supreme-"
"Don't call her 'Earthling' you genetic reject.. Contact me as soon as she is able to speak."
"As you wish Prince Daytek! Contact you I will! Coooooontact!"

If you have a awesome computer go with The Sims 3.
If your computer is kinda on the toaster side, Sims 4.

>The need for sex intensifies
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Oh no! They're gonna put stuff in Kim's pooper!

Haven't aliens discovered all there is to know about the sim rectum? What else are they hoping to find in there?

If your trying to find something, always double check.. At least, thats what I was told growing up.

Good advice. It's gotta be rough on the ol' poop chute though.

"They are thawing her now, Sir."

"Good.. She is unharmed from the process then?.."

"As far as the rejects say, she's fine."

"Wonderful.. Leylek, you will show our guest around, make her feel welcome and at home."

"As you wish Father. Never met an Earthling before, this should be fun! Haha."

"Don't call her an Earth-"

"No, your sister is right. She should be known as an Earthling for now. We wouldn't want to cause any un-needed confusion."

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

Ugh.. Where am I now?..
>Whats this, a little friend?
What are you in for? Butt stuff? Not a talker? Fine.. I need to figure out how to get out anyways.
>Alright Kim, what would Lydia do..

>My ride
>Ride
kek

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I have a hard time transitioning from Sims 2 to Sims 4
do i really have to click on the phone icon everytime i want to drive somewhere? should i try the sims 3 ?

>What would Lydia do
Ask the last set of ayylmaos that tried anything with her. Oh wait, they're all dead.

Yup, unless you click a neighbor's lot. Not sure why that's an issue since TS2 opperated in a similar way. TS3 was the best map by far though, just zoom the fuck out any given time.

Im starving.. Food time.

Why does lydia kill everything that interacts with her? Does she like hurting people? DOES SHE LIKE HURTING PEOPLE.

NEW EXPANSION WHEN

COME ON EA

pity bump

Not soon enough

where'd you get that nose ring from?

>If you find yourself in an unknown environment, use that to your advantage. You will be more alert and sensitive to your surroundings..
>Don't let these things make you paranoid. If your in someone else's house you don't want to get trigger happy.

Would an outcry work? Could we like go to one of those 'change' websites and start a petition to get EA to release a new expansion pack, that actually adds content. At this point I'll accept copy paste of any of the sims 3 expansions.

I'll accept pity.

I've never had issues hitting M to travel for my sims in 4
Only need to use phone/computer if you're planning camping afaik

>Sometimes it's best not to be yourself in a survival situation. Even more so if you don't know the enemy.
You have ten seconds to tell me where my stuff is, Alien. Before I paint the walls whatever color goop you have inside of you.

"Don't shoot! We're not here to harm you!"

I didn't ask your intentions, I asked where my stuff is.. Ten.. Nine..

"Through this door, to the right. First door on your right.."

Im going to need you to cuff yourself..

>the Virgin Mary
I dunno man.

"Sir. We've got her cornered, shes inside the locker room. Whats the order? Freeze and retrieve?"

"No! Do not engage her. Override the door and lock her in. I'm sending someone to handle this. Do not engage and no matter what do not freeze her.."

"Your sending me, right?"

"She won't listen to anyone in a uniform. I trust you can handle this, Leylek?"

"Of course! Like I said, I've always wanted to meet an Earthling!"

"Oh! Excuse me! I should knocked first!.. Haha!.. Oh but what a cute little Earthling you are! Saaaay.. You wouldn't mind lowering that weapon would you? Im just here to talk, I swear. Im not even armed! Ha! Get? Im not armed? I'm missing an arm?.. No?"

>Ha! I did get it, that was a good one.. Stay cool Kim, don't let this put your guard down. Haha, "Not armed".. Ahem.
Not a step closer alien.. I'm not afraid to defend myself!

" 'Alien' isn't there an Earthly saying, something about Glass houses and throwing building materials inside of them?.."

"Come on. Take a good look at me! My skin, my eyes, my hair.. You've seen this face before, surely you have."

>No way.. She can't know..
You're just trying to confuse me, Alien. Take me back to earth before I start opening airlocks!

"You may be an Earthling, but thats only because you were raised on earth. And might I say, who taught you how to disguise yourself? That must of been hard with only an earth family to teach you.. Tell you what. You put the blaster away and Ill let you get dressed. Then me and you can talk a walk and talk? Sound good?"

>Sometimes its a good idea to let yourself get kidnapped, this way you can learn everything you need to know about your enemy. Just make sure you have an exit plan.
Can I keep the blaster?

"I guess, but try to keep his out of site once we get to the civilian side of the ship.."

>does she like hurting people?
Is this a trick question?

"I would go into more of a history lesson, but I don't want to over load your brain keeem."

It's Kim. Not 'keeeem' Just Kim.

"That's what I said, Keem. Tell me, why do you were your disguise still?.. You are among your people and yet you still wish to be an earthling?.."

Well.. I've been in disguise for twenty four years now.. Kinda hard just to let it down. Ya know?

"How silly, twenty four earthling years is to long. Let's go for a walk in the biodome, you look like a caged Crawkna."

What do you mean you can't test the black hole teleportation device? What, because of some dumb alien space ship in the way? Just fire missiles at it or something, it's the human thing to do!

So.. How did You lose your arm? Space pirates? Space wars? Trying to get the last chip out of a seriously long chip tube thing?

"Ha! No. Long ago our people lost the ability to procreate. So we learned how to clone and create life. But religious zealots kinda messed it up. So now sometimes we get 'Genetic Rejects' when we are created. I was to be one, but instead I was just born without an arm."

So the black haired ones are the rejects, right?

"Smart that you noticed that. There has been rare cases of rejects being created with green hair, but its rare.."

Well she's welcome to hurt kim anytime she wants :\/

Wait.. If we can't procreate, how was I created? My mother was abducted..

"Hmmm, That's not for me to tell you. But I know someone who would love to answer all your questions. He's the overlord of our people, like your earthly president."

>So the overlord is who I need to talk to to get back to earth..
Can I throw words at him sometime? Maybe like soonish?

"Oh he would be happy to speak with you Keem. But I think you should meet him in your true form.. It would please him."

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"By the genes, its really you. My little Keylek, home at last.."

>Keylek?
Hold on a minute there, Mr.Supreme Overlord Sir. I don't think-

"Ha! You turned this ship upside down with your little escape plan. Just like your father, your a scrapper."

F-Father?..

"Yes.. Leylek, did you not tell your Sister her place in our world?.."

"I wanted to give that honor to you, Father.."