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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
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It is a dark time for the Scottish. The past fifty years has been me fighting off Lollard Uprisings in my own fucking country. They just started their thirteenth uprising. But that's not the worst of it.
I lost Cornwall and Kent.
I'll get them back with ease, neither of them have a lot of men.
Then I'm turning my attention to Mercia, which has become a Lollard stronghold(the rulers are Lollard, the populace is Lollard, everyone is Lollard).
At least Byzantium looks like it's doing alright.
Ethan Davis
There's this
Jose Cox
XDXDXDXD NICE MEME LAD I LMAOED XDXDXDXD
David Taylor
>not reporting and ignoring lad..
David Myers
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Dylan Jenkins
>Bohemia snaking it's way into Nordic lands
eeeeech.
Michael Johnson
Sounds more like Prussian socialism than communism.
I haven't played a gsg or broswed gsg in about 5 or 6 months
what have i missed
any dank memes? any good dlc? fill me in lads
John Ramirez
No way. The customizability will cause him to really pour his heart and soul into the game. When his son makes fun of them he will freak.
Ayden Cruz
you missed out on the epic liquor war
Evan Adams
you missed shitposting from discord groups 2 shitty dlc and that is pretty much it also pls buy stellaris
Nathan Morris
Arumba taking anti-depressants and losing it on twitter
Brandon Cooper
It was hard fought but eventually everybody stopped caring and the problem solved itself.
Julian Cruz
Are tank factories actually profitable or are they a meme? It seems like the things required to create a tank are very expensive.
Josiah Thompson
give me the detales lads
i feel like i missed out
2 dlc's? for what? are they worth it?
what's the latest with that USA crusader kings mod?
lol wut
Nicholas Martinez
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Josiah Butler
OOOOHHHHHOOOO MY GOODNESS LADIES ALWAYS SOMETHIN FUN HAPPENING HERE
Sebastian Powell
Arumba went full Ted Bundy on twitter. The posts are still up check it out but be warned, appearances can be deceiving...
Austin Robinson
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Colton Garcia
ok i would appreciate if someone would help me with the white map glitch in victoria 2, i have tried clearing my cache many times and have tried re-downloading it many times but the map is tilll white. plz help im loosing it
Angel Martin
mare nostrum for eu4 and conclave for crusader kings 2 shit dlcs also if you want to play ck2 just torrent the 2.4 version of the game after that it went to shit
Grayson Cooper
>arumba's uploads are still broke he's gonna be fine right
Chase Reed
well shit i really missed something
Cooper Hill
You just colonize it. It's a feature actually.
Lincoln Fisher
Whats my best options in defending Austria from the Nazi cucks?
Building Heavy Fighters at the moment to stop the Luftwaffe from pounding my tender anus in the mountains.
Hunter Butler
There was Conclave for ck2, which was so shitty a lot of the features are going to be optional in the next patch
Blake Clark
You lost 2 BR raids
Elijah Miller
>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
Josiah Bennett
t. cancer killing gsg
Easton Thompson
>classic /gsg/ Leave now, lad. This place has become so much shitter in that time.
Dylan Mitchell
pls buy Stellaris
Isaac Allen
>playing russia >finish war with crimea >just pay off my last loan >Protestant league war >at war with Lithuania, Poland, Hungary and Austria
Send help
Adam Thompson
>CK: the double >gave vassalage to wrong son >Heir is pissy because has no lands >Tries to kill second son >Sons hate each other now >King is on his death bed
I messed up
Asher Long
what the fuck did they add?
poor arumba that really looks hard to deal with
>mfw i remember when i started playing/browsing gsg >mfw i remember it was just as shit then as it is now This wickedness must be stamped out
Juan Gutierrez
>play as spain in hpm >dude half of your provinces have -50% rgo output lmao t. alex grandi
Luke Thompson
hi yes helo this is meme how do i join the steam group
Jeremiah Jenkins
>let wickedness spamming Atleast we were spamming good memes back then, lad. Now it's utter utter terror.
Jaxon Long
>when your liquor factories go out of business
John Torres
>what is literal civil war
Levi Cox
There's always leddit
Austin Cox
>que son los fueros
Gavin Morris
Mainly a council system, different laws (gender equality, no more crown authority etc.), and shattered retreat.
The latter two, along with a few other things, will be optional next patch.
I CAN'T DECIDE FOR MYSELF SO /GSG/ WILL DECIDE FOR ME
Gavin Mitchell
kys
Cameron Cruz
Seen as no one else is filling you in, I will.
So /gsg/ was being it's normal self, telling EU4 posters to uninstall.exe, upboating Vicky content, etcetera. But one kid got so upset at being told to uninstall he made a new group, discord, it's sort of like the steamgroup but it doesn't even have their infamy. So they decided the way they were going to make a name for themselves was pissing off the majority who like Vicky by calling it a liquor simulator (a play on liquor distilleries being the most consistentily profitable factories in the game). At first they received a lot of support from people who didn't know what discord were doing like EU4 players and people who did think Vicky's economy was too linear. But then they squandered their support by just shitting on the game entirely, saying only liquor is profitable, that people should stop playing it and that HPM is a faggot.
So now every few hours around a dozen posts will come through saying liquor this, liquor that, etcetera, but the thread just reports and ignores them now and they leave/are banned about 10 minutes after they start.
That's another meme. Somebody cross posted the image on HPM's pastebin and found it was also posted on Instagram or some shit, so now the discord faggots call HPM "Alex Grandi mod" because the name of the guy they claim is him, with no proof, is Alex Grandi.
It's all very autistic, but this is /gsg/.
Caleb Howard
What map mod? Looks really good like out of a textbook or something
Dylan Peterson
How do i attract migrants apart from having good policies?
Elijah Young
Hello MS paint autist!
Christopher Campbell
Hello Discord lad!
Literally prove me wrong.
Jace Ramirez
Theatrum Orbis Terrum.
It's one of the highest rated map mods on steam.
And yes, it is totally gorgeous.
Also, my gameplan for the next two centuries is: >conquer the british isles >Then conquer the Nordic lands >then attempt to take on Umayyad on mainland europe
Any flaws in this plan, b0ss?
Dylan Diaz
t. kojak
Josiah Morris
t. T
Ryan Watson
Once you finish with the Nordic countries ally with the Greeks if they are still around. Better to end the schism and fight the saracen together
Xavier Jackson
who is Kojack?
Aiden Gray
I'm rather surprised they've held out. I'm glad for them. My aim is to take back Cornwall and Kent, then invade Mercia and slaughter the Lollards in their borders by the time 1000 AD comes 'round.
Michael Lopez
>autistically analyzing spontaneous memeage this much wew lad
Cooper Phillips
Another look at your screenshot makes me have to ask why you haven't taken all of Ireland yet?
Landon Rodriguez
t. T for Teen
Parker Rodriguez
>not being a meme specialist
Dominic Gray
I was saving them for later. I was more concerned with establishing England.
I'll get 'em after I do that, me-thinks. Not like they can get powerful. They're Irish, after all.
Ryder Miller
How do you get core spread events to happen in HPM? I know you need N&I, but there's some ruling party policy and cultural policy you need as well, right?
Camden Price
buy pls
Jaxon King
t. Anglopro
Angel Young
>spontaneous
Andrew Lee
I choose to take that as a compliment. Partially because I don't know what it's supposed to mean.
Also, Scotland forever.
Blake Rivera
Liquortoria 2 revolves around liquor. Every pound in the game is generated by a liquor factory. Literally prove me wrong, lad.
Brayden Rogers
well considering pounds are actually generated by the gold...
Carson Green
t. ron "just gold standard my shit up familia" paul
Leo Harris
Hoestly I dont give a shit wen someone tells me uninstall.exe.
Its when they dog my every post with shit like EU4 babby that it gets annoying. About as annoying as the liquor meme seems to me for V2 people. Why cant I just make my rounds through the games, each has its own appeal, and for as retarded as some parts of ck2 and eu4 are, I still enjoy playing them.
Colton Murphy
i'm not being a memer though
it's how new pounds are brought into the economy by converting precious metals.
Joshua Cook
> a fucking porcupine
Leo Thomas
I know you're meming and I shouldn't even be entertaining you because you're meming and that I'm literally autistic for doing so BUT:
He's being literal. In Vicky 2, the economy is totally closed. Only precious metal provinces and events actually create money, all other money present in the game is there from the start.