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>Looking for custom games/campaign co-op players/matchmaking squad
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>Xbox One clips and screenshots
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The third /hg/tage is out!
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Second for /hg/ Forge Day when?
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Halo 4 had a better plot than Halo 5, and had better writing.
Including Spartan Ops.
For AAs to work, they'd have to alter the control setup, since there isn't an extra button available for an AA. That or have it replace your zoom or grenade or boost, or something.
Uh, you don't get to bring spartan augmentations
Yes, but it'd be more accurate to use the terms "less worse" rather than "better."
Hoplite
NEVER EVER EVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
"No"
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally save the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is assassinate another Unggoy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideas in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fat face and shimmering blue skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other shipboard AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her grotesque butterface contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking offensive before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's emitting from her cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to code and debug in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto-turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your chance to save the galaxy over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
Alright I'm back if anyone's jumping on.
Already there, mate.
Get to the turbo.
>tfw no R34 of Sarah Palmer in pure white panties with little pink buttlefly bows on the sides
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf that opens up to you after a long day of work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer who lets her guard down when she is around you
>tfw no Sarah Palmer to make her feel safe by holding her in your arms
>tfw you will never cuddle close together in bed, after breakfast for dinner night
>tfw Sarah Palmer who is shy but playful in bed
>tfw never kiss her goodbye in the morning as she goes to work
>tfw no Sarah Palmer gf to protect my smile
>tfw worrying about her when she goes on a mission
>tfw thinking she may never come back
>tfw knock at the door
>tfw two UNCS officers standing at the door with a UNCS flag
>tfw no dead Sarah Palmer GF
>tfw no funeral
>tfw Spartans go MIA
>tfw never move on from her
>tfw never find her unwashed butterfly panties behind the dryer
>tfw it will never smell like her
>tfw never almost move on from her only to have her come back only just to see me again
>tfw she'll never tell you "you're the only reason I'm here"
>tfw never marry Sarah Palmer
Gween Tea
By average gamer I am referring to the scout warthog pro gamer who plays maybe 100 times a week, when they are busy with scout warthog school. This is evident in the choice for multiplayer they have made in Halo 5. CSRs based off ofhow well your scout warthog tower looks, matchmaking that focuses on speed over quality of scout warthogs so that there are always those well above or below your skill level in a hog. These so called seasons and the rest you have to go through in order to rank so that you can hopefully have a match with players of similar skill level and enjoy itare amazing. All of this shows they are catering to the proscout warthog gamer crowd and those who it is their major hobby in life. This leaves the average gamer with an excessive enjoyabletimeor totally enjoyable experience. They send out surveys butwe should never, never, never ever, ever, ever talk about the surveys. For all these reasons I say 343 does care about you. Now on a side note I am not a 343 hater, I rather enjoyed Halo 4 and even the MCC (when it worked) and I am not a Bungie fanboy. I am just a guy who likes the Halo games and universe and am excited to what's to come.
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Joining y'all niggas
Scout hog strats are objectively the only way to play the game
Why not just drink some whiskey?
>spoiler
My fucking nigger.
I love that shit. Drink it straight so I can feel the burn down my throat and lungs.
There's other ways to drink it?
I've heard people suggest "mixing", whatever that means.
That sounds like something girls do.
Not manly in the least.
8% of the way to unlocking all the silver pack reqs.
...then it's on to the golds
will I ever be happy
>tfw I just finished golds
Feels good to not suck
Mods are asleep, post gay.
>tfw no /hg/ user to lay awake with through the night
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What did he mean by this?
Fuck off.
>8 minutes
You're getting slow, droid.
I was doing things that are more worthwhile than you.
Shut up you filthy weebs
And yet you still came back.
Anyone else would think you'd developed an attachment.
>it's a Droid and user flirt episode
Cute
>user
You know damn well who "user" is.
I dunno droid, not everybody follows me as much as you.
I can just feel myself getting worse at this game.
I just went 3 and 11 in fiesta. I can't even get kills with the rocket launcher or incineration cannon. I haven't always been shit, but recently I've just been degrading.
I'm scared /hg/
Well, it's fiesta.
That's kind of expected, just go into shitzone and see how you do.
take a break. play something else. come back to it. you'll do better.
Play anything that'd not a total gamble for what weapons you get then, dummy
>not going 16/4
>/hg/
>winning
/hg/ wins occasionally
But not often
Ayy look at that they fixed it finally
About damned time
>it's 9 silver packs, now
Welcome Hell, user
It's all shit from here on out
I just got into golds, and now I have to spend 4.5 pack's worth of reqels on silvers just to get some dumb skins out of the way.
I just want the Kat armor.
Why did they bother censoring noble teams armor?
They probably didn't want another Mark V debacle even though they're off to good start messing up the minor parts of Emile's armor
>finally find FLAC of ODST soundtrack
>it has two seeders for a 507mb download
>spend over a day downloading
>get to 99.1%
>stops downloading
Fuck.
>Mark V
How could 343 fuck up so bad?
I really liked those RvB easter eggs in Halo 4. They were the only source of humor in that game
When's that new season coming?
2 or 3 days i believe
>I could have my old armor from Reach if 343 actually let us customize.
Feels bad man.
Are the RvB seasons 1-4 like in their own universe or some shit?
Stuff that happens in them rarely get mentioned during the later seasons, if at all. And i dont see how they fit in the whole Freelancer timeline.
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One of you fags better appreciate this
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Thanks bro
I love how they censored all but Emile's armour. They KNOW that's what we want.
It really is considering the moment one appears everyone shoots and chases it, ignoring their objective completely.
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Pigmund give me you're account now!
I don't get why they couldn't just give us mkV from Halo CE: Anniversary
best mkV ever made
I really, really like that Steaktacular emblem
I wish i had it
>343I was literally so lazy that they didn't bother to create an older looking Elite model for the Arbiter, but instead made him look like the newer elites while at the same time they say that he isnt supposed to look like them
shiggy diggy
>Playing H5 campaign
>Tell the red chick and the white chick to pick up IC's
>They both do it, but change back to their primary weapons, aka the SMG and DMR
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP THOSE BIGGER GUNS BECAUSE YOUR DEFAULT ONES FUCKING SUCK ASS
so does hg ever host custom lobbies? i know you can go to halo customs but thats no fun
Hopefully i can get cozy in the falcons passenger seats.
Looks like a Brute plasma rifle variant to me
It's a Phaeton Variant
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I hope it's just a placeholder, why would they be so secret about a phaeton variant? I would understand a blurry image but the ONI logo cover up seets too much for something so boring.
When it comes to 343's stupidity, don't be surprised.
Yeah, we do. Just keep an eye on the threads for when they pop up.
I hope it's a legendary Scout Hog.
why the fuck can't scouts hold 4 people ateast?
Because they are just normal Hogs without the turret
343I cant be arsed to create new seats for them
>Page 10
>Internally debating whether to keep it alive or not
>Decide not to do it next time
So, when's the stream?
For movies? Either this weekend or when Shen decides.
wont habeeb it until i see it
Sorry, I should have clarified.
I meant for the next update
gunhog with driver controlled rocket launchers on the hood
Probably next week. It's always req preview, full reveal, then update that next Wednesday.
Why would it have ONI in front of it when it's from the forerunners?
The placement of color doesn't match pheaton card.
I still think its a Brute plasma rifle variant.
343I is so fucking stupid that it wouldnt be surprising
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because classified forerunner military hardware encountered in the field and recovered for study
what if it's got lasers?
>legendary plasma rifle variant
what would it even do?
Shoot Banshee bombs
Shoot actual brutes.
Why does 343I keep on hiring shitty writers?
They don't hire, they just keep the shitty writers from before.
