Dota 2 - /d2g/

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Gameshitting during esports I'd guess

You are not okay because you're homo

>you aren't going to zone him out

Like I said, go back to magical christmas land.

>he's the single hardest hero in the entire game to zone out of xp range

This is the funniest fucking comment I have read all year on d2g. I won't even bother to read the rest of your post after something so retarded that it has to be bait.

If you looked at the list posted before you would know that a lot of heroes are effective vs timber in lane.

I'm not saying that retard, I'm saying that timber's fucking problem is that he gets zoned too fucking hard in lane. This is why he hasn't been played in competetive in fucking ages.

yes

holy shit how big is your fucking head?

Post Steam qt

>TFW
;_;

Even swindlezz could get a qt dota bf

how much of a waste of carbon are you?

What is storm so smug about?

>missing the point so hardly

they don't deserve to be there, and teams that lost against them shouldn't be there with an auto invite

specially when both changed half the team members and had atrocious apparitions on the single tournament both teams played since last major

/r/ing Jimmy in the washing machine

all I have is jimmy cloning

I hope you can finally kill yourself now weebshit

Holy shit these sponsored tweets by EG players are the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

You just KNOW he slammed his boypussy that night

her feminine penis

Surely the teams that won the qualifiers will stomp them then?

timber has at level 1/3/5/7:

>5/12/21/32 armor
>5/12/21/32 hp/s regen
he can escape from any dive/kill attempt with timber chain
he can trade hits with supports trying to zone him with his armor + whirling death (which also lowers their base damage) and melee stout/pms

how do you zone a hero who can totally fucking ignore your right clicks? as in, you literally deal 0 dps to him and it doesn't matter if you right click him or not because its not even moving his hp pool an inch?

>60 deaths no NP
>Wins

LUL

>mfw when i find a good spot

>ember spirit is effective against timbersaw in lane
user I told you this before, read the goddamn patchnotes.
A SoF + bolas ember doesn't stand a chance and a FG + bolas ember does even less since FG is piss easy to break.

You know jack and shit, should have dropped the subject in the thread transition but clearly you get off on being told on the internet.

>my face when when

all that cumback gold from NP came and bited sentinel ass

>find a good spot on the ground
>the ground spot
>g spot for short

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>60 deaths NP has >200 GPM

Ember is best girl.

>incase will never draw futa legion

why even live?

>Slacks stream
>THIS IS MY FRIEND WHO HASN"T WATCHED PRO DOTA REALLY
>WHAT WAS THE LAST GAME YOU WATCHED
-you know, some internationals games
>FAVOURITE TEAM?
-I like dendi

Can this be so bad it's good?

>first kid hit is half-smiling despite the pain because he's impressed at the aim
>kid who threw first is about to burst into tears
Karma is a bitch

not that fg would even matter since timber could just face tank the entire duration and embers right clicks and still take 0 damage

What stream are we watching?

She sure is.

>tfw I thought about Legion too and posting it here as soon as I saw this image
Based, wish the cock was a bit more obvious and bigger though.

reminder to not get hit in the balls or your semen production will go down

>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IO BARRY?
-Only bitches play Io
>THIS IS A VALVECAST YOU CANT SAY THAT
-Only young ladies play Io

>tspirit getting mirana'd again
LAMO

Alright dotards, give it to me straight

What the hell could possibly compel a player to spend his time feed incessantly in a match

What does he get out of it? Just why do these people exist

purge btfo

To tank their (hidden) MMR to 1 so they can then wreck them shitters :'^)

>Axe pick

what's next, elder titan?

at least Synderen is doing well...

Axe is the OP hero this patch

I know because I read it on d2g.

when is our boy rtc casting games

>Axe is le bad
explain this shit doturds???

S-source?

>tfw literally being mindbroken by low priority

The chinks won't understand him

axe is disgustingly OP in 6.87 its only time the pros caught on

How long until Rebels get a cease and desist by Disney for using the rebel symbol that they own now?

why didn't they make the spirits girls?

Everyone would play this game if we had more waifus

>synderen and madara will make it to the finals
>this qualifier will never be adapted into a shonen anime

a dota anime like all those sport animes could be so based

How do you skillbuild Doom now?
Just one point into Devour and max Infernal Blade?

link to stream?

what are we watching

>everyone would play this game
We have enough problems with spics gooks pinoys and slavs without adding the rest of the societal dregs to the mix.

is it really that goddamn hard to do it yourself?

twitch tv/team/manilahub

>no gd studio coverage of eu qualifiers
>no eu hub
>no kitty cam

this is some sad shit

why would they send a cease and desist? Not like RBLS is getting any money from their dota
lmao

dig 2-0 empire earlier today

there are a bizilion streams now

Shhh no fun, only shekels now.

is tinker becoming meta again?

>the rest of the societal dregs

you mean normies?

because Disney is anal as fuck about that kinda shit and they've been fucking with copyright laws to keep Mickey Mouse from going into the public domain for decades now

>Tobi and Blitz are casting for BTS
Wait what

guys my dad demanded i visit my future flat that isnt yet done renovating

im really afraid he hired a hooker or some shit for me becuase he is of "old date" and always says that all i need is to find a girl to set me straight

whta the fuck do i do

it's some goodwill shit, everyone getting together and doing it instead of fighting for viewers

plus valve isn't paying anyone to cast

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oh god slacks is memeing so hard
i can't take it

>I won

what stream are we watching?

it's too late DotA is all mine now

>I won dota is mine
What did he mean by this?

/beyondthesummit

vp vs vanskor sedoy stack

just gank her jungle

cant leave or go afk so not much else to do but try to end the game faster

could be afk and just dying while getting exp every 5mins but no way he gets 60 deaths like that

your dad sounds pretty based I'd love it if my parents tried to set me up with a qt

arranged marriages don't sound so bad to be honest

i have nothing to contribute to this thread but i'll post anyway

>Hooker
>set you up with a qt
>Hooker

>fng casually walks around and gets doomed

that's what anime does to you

>get nothing but shitty disaster LANs for the last 6 months
>still rule english dota coverage with an iron fist

at least your dad cares

>give BTS all the viewer shekels instead of what they can earn through meaningful quality production that convinces viewers to not choose a competing channel
??????????????????

What's stopping you from casting?

>qt sees how autistic you are
>runs away

Meanwhile with hooker you will still lose virginity, I dont see anything wrong with it.

LD will break my legs

sauce?

>he thinks LD will allow anyone to challenge his monopoly

reverse google it you fucking shit

timbew is still trash because he needs bloodstone and bloodstone is still the worst item in the game