/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Last Thread: >Tips and guides
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Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
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TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview

Other urls found in this thread:

bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
tf2outpost.com/user/520609
pastebin.com/pY7FydMR
tf2outpost.com/trade/28099943
tf2r.com/kss3epi.html
scrap.tf/raffles/EZ6MC5
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

remove anime

shitpost

ahaha

Meatshot

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>The average player in competitive matchmaking will be worse than a Steel player

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

6th for stereoscopic shades best misc

>lag spikes every 3 - 5 seconds

last time this happened i had to stop playing for 2 years until a random update fixed it

it's been a hell of a ride. i'm done debugging this game

I'm currently using a Team Spirit bills, with the virtual viewfinder. I'm looking for a different all class paintable that goes well with the viewfinder. Especially on soldier. Any suggestions?

post ep*c screenshots

The reason I dislike the shades is because for some retarded reason Valve decided they couldn't have even the smallest bit of red anywhere on the scout even if it makes no sense

i bought a new hat

do you guys wanna see it

bazaar.tf/trade/1106681
tf2outpost.com/user/520609

pastebin.com/pY7FydMR

Nothing matches the viewfinder decently, just get cosmetic loadouts for each class.

frick

y

But this is allowed?

tf2outpost.com/trade/28099943
Also selling EO WW Backwoods Boomstick.

how do i stop being a who

raffle

So I haven't played in like 2 years. Why the hell do I need to weapons form the same class now to make scrap metal?

get a trip and an obnoxious shtick

this color choice is especially bizarre considering
A) the red team shades have blue on them
B) there are so many different colors of 3d glasses, they could have gone with brown and blue, or green and purple. i don't think i've ever seen pink/magenta and blue before. i've also painted mine green so that when i'm on red team it gives me the more classic red/green 3d glasses, but on blu it just looks stupid. at least i have 2 pairs.

Use scrap.tf. You need to set up the mobile authenticator to trade now, though.

here it is

occasionally raffle
occasionally visit the irc
occasionally post a screenshot that may include a loadout or your name somewhere in there
don't be obnoxious and don't go out of your way to whore for attention

all these steps are optional but they work

Win unusual raffle

Give me keys.
id/Cindle

Post your most recent screenshot.

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I accidentally press f5 a lot of times

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but I'm too jewish/poor to raffle any more
I lost my trip and figured it didn't matter enough to mare another one
I'm on the irc as much as i can and everyone there is surprisingly dignified and nice
and i only have a scout and demoman loadout that are made of 3 unique cosmetics that are both really unoriginal.
Yeah i'm working on improving my luck stats
the most valuabe thing in my backpack is the cuban bristle crisis

also fonts are a bitch

Higher quality photo since i forgot jpgs look like flaming unusual dog shit

i'm kinda dumb

which class is the least skillful class, and why?

the demoman because you can just spam stickies

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> highlander engineer
> easy

Are you retarded?

t. f2p

>sniper slightly unimportant
hhh

All hitscan (bullet) classes and pyro.

t. Never played hl engine above iron level

>build in the designated shitting street
>hold m1 and stare at your sentry until it gets destroyed by an uber
>build in the next designated shitting street

didnt you hear
they patched LMAObox

You're Fucking stupid the hard part is DON'T let it get destroyed by 9 people all trying to kill you. I bet you'd get Fucking ROLLED by silver players with (you) on engineer

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Waste of Nametag

7

pottis gun

lmao

Shitskin

>"Teleporters are a lie created by the jews to make them believe they can escape the holocaust"

This line makes sense now

Use wired connection not wifi

I did that but I'm still a who

jesus christ...

am i a who?

are you me?

yes i'm me.

>/pol/
>reddit
>youtube to mp3

i thought tf2g would like him
he has pol

raffling good hats today. Tell me good hats to raffle

then you ARE a who

Raffle your most expensive hat.

tf2r.com/kss3epi.html

why are people mean to vibri sometimes?

>Medics now have slightly higher health regeneration when healing a hurt patient
how much though

go away vibri

He's rude and thinks he's special because sometimes he raffles $30 hats.

im not vibri, just a who that lurks the thread
i've never really seen this but i havent seen much of anyone in the general so i cant comment

cuz he's a cuntsman

scrap.tf/raffles/EZ6MC5
"pie"
not much, but here's to hoping it goes to one of you lovely pricks

People just get asspained when they don't win his raffles and find a way to blame him for them not winning shit

>1 rec
really?

I dont remember how to link to a specific post on another board
people are talking about tf2g here and are rightfully shitting on human
human if youre reading this, kill yourself
i mean it

>only 18 people
look shady as fuck

le fetish shaming

Fetish shaming?

thanks but i dont wanna join a ponyfucker raffle

Amen

Probably another geel trap.

>number 39
>someone made 39 puzzle raffles based on trivia about a children's show starring cartoon horses
horsefuckers scare me sometimes

It's a public puzzle raffle with a solution that can be easily googled.

Fuck off. I get not liking human, but she's a pretty fragile person from what I can tell, and actively telling someone to kill themselves just reeks of underage. Also, why the fuck do you still browse /v/?

they're shitting you as well
kys

Did you thank your medic today, /tf2g/?

> she

Kys

fuck off

>but he's a pretty fragile person from what I can tell
good, maybe he'll actually kill himself then

hi muselk

little bit of google, little bit of control+f, badda bing badda boom, got the answer

all the better if it doesn't go to a JTRHNBR enthusiast

no one was accusing you of being a horsefucker but now i'm suspicious since you were defensive about it unprovoked

all for a rec?

God damn, /v/ is dumb as all hell.

How is that being defensive about being a horsefucker?

Takes less than ten seconds.

What was the answer to that puzzle last thread

4 cents is 4 cents, my man

4 cents ain't even a nickel. 4 pennies goes straight to the trash

>Not saving every penny you earned
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Why would anyone throw away money?

A penny saved is a penny earned!

I don't survive off cents. I've got a job

Those cents build up, though. Do you not have a savings account? Are you literally retarded?

Whoops, I almost forgot

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)

You can't deposit a rec into your savings account