I'll post a picture of my nipple with a face drawn on it in pick or green pen if somebody gives me a key
Carter Ramirez
why am i constantly matched with brand new players
this is honestly so fucking infuriating
Joseph Lopez
never forget widowmaker
Henry Nelson
post picture first and we'll see
Zachary Edwards
xth for mei the best all around character in the game
having one on your team is a-mei-zing
Logan Murphy
>Never really play Healers in games, usually find it boring >Decide to give Lucio and Mercy a try jesus FUCK those two are fun having someone who is literally straight out of Jet Set Radio, and then a hyper mobile healer, blizzard somehow made me want to start playing healers a lot more
Isaac Morgan
>it's a "I make up imaginary scenarios in my head and try to use them as valid arguments about the game's balance" episode
Michael Nelson
Why would people preorder this despite knowing nothing about how to play it or FPS's in general?
Teach me how to carry objective game modes when my whole team: >picks any combination of: Reaper, McCree, Widowmaker >the enemy team has at least a Winston but typically a Winston/D.Va + Reinhardt on offense or defense, and a Torbjorn and Bastion+Reinhardt combo on defense
hide mei threads ignore mei posts do not reply to mei posters
Juan Cook
>"I'm ready to start a Blizzard™!"
C'mon, REALLY?
Jackson Reyes
The best support is Zenyatta. Fact. >passively heals with orb of harmony but unlike Lucio doesn't need to hold his teamates dick by standing right next to them to do it. Just needs to be able to see them no matter how far they are. >Also only heals 10 less per second than mercy >Lucio only heals 12 per second which is nothing >Can actually fight back unlike mercy and can get kills >orb of discord > Mercys Attack boosting staff >instead of only that 1 ally doing more damage every ally does more damage against the target with doom orb >Tanks are soft as fuck with it >ultimate insta heals everyone in it pretty much and no ally will die next to you while it's active
Adrian Edwards
In what universe is Winston good.
Connor Wilson
>try brawl >every game the defenders have a perfect composition for defending no matter how much they die >attackers are always a bunch of random bullshit that doesn't work together
Nice "random"
Austin Thompson
Is a widowmaker nerf inevitable or are they really going to let her keep that damage output?
Levi Morales
the MM has been total fucking trash for me ever since the preorder beta
every game is shit like this
i used to have pretty good hidden MMR in quick play (i'd often meet pros and shit) but now it's all gone to shit
David Nguyen
big boy teams will run 2 winstons to fuck up the back row while the rest of the team does objectives and frags
In the universe where you git gud and you're not a widowmaker / mcree / reaper / bastion shitter.
kys :)
Aiden Nguyen
in the competitive universe
Nathaniel Allen
Why the fuck is the 3rd best support at the top. Fuck that tier. Lucio is shit
Luke Collins
>every defense round I pick attack characters >most of the team is attack as well >no one switches >I'm not switching because fuck you >somehow we lose Its everyone elses fault fuck you I want to play who I want you guys carry fuck you
Levi Edwards
He's the best Widowmaker counter in the game, besides a better Widowmaker. She cannot snipe with a face full of fat monkey dick.
Eli Kelly
In the universe where people play Winston as a backline disrupter instead of a frontline tank. >the universe people know how to play Winston
Matthew Rivera
>Widowmaker/Hanzo POTG
Jeremiah Flores
>Smash at the same level as Quake and above literally anything else on that list
Eli Ross
>one last game before bed >lose >cant go to bed with a lose >I know I'll go full tilt now and lose the next 5 games in a row until I give up or fall asleep on the keyboard
Nathan Walker
>smash higher than FGC
Levi Roberts
I like Mei's design, but the glasses just go against her nerdy personality and it ruins it for me. I'm not saying they are problem glasses, but they are too trendy for a geek like her.
Do her skins give her more suitable glasses?
Jeremiah Cruz
What are your Overwatch OTPs, anons? Tracer/Widowmaker seems pretty popular, tough I'm not a fan of it myself since I don't like Tracer.
Asher Mitchell
>lose game hard >next game >lobby shuffles the 2 retards out of the enemy team into my team and gives enemy team the 2 new guys that joined instead of the guys that left
>Why is Dva so unfun to play Forced weebshit for lonely autistic virgins I'm good with my fampai Junkrat
Why is he so f.u.n ?
Bentley Sanchez
Hey guys!
Should I get this game? Is it fun? And does it have replayability? Is it worth the 60$? Or is there anyplace where I can get it cheaper?
Asher Mitchell
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John Gomez
play it tomorrow for $0 and make your own decision
Angel Hall
Dva's attack damage is so fucking pitiful that she actually cannot kill a Soldier 76 sitting in his healing AOE.
Aiden Martinez
>smash
so close
Owen Mitchell
Yes Yes Yes Nah, TF2 is identical and free Steam, look for tf2
Tyler Sanchez
>d.va is a professional sc2 player >one of her abilities is boosters
Caleb James
>>>/tfg/
Anthony Taylor
Open beta right? Thanks m8!
My username is Espigao#2503 in case anyone wants to play with a shitter.
Zachary Cruz
>replayability
if you mean useless bullshit you can grind for then not really
Josiah King
Junkrat looks really fun But i think ill just be pure Genji main Reinhardt if we desperately need a tank
Noah Rogers
She should just be a Portal character. Give her a second weapon like Mercy has, left click orange right click blue. Can only put on walls, not floors and ceiling. Only from melee range. Done.
Wyatt Allen
I was more asking in a way of it being for for a long period of time and not getting stale fast (like HoTS for example)
As long as the unlocks are all cosmetic then idgaf
Mason Williams
Why does Reinhardt seem like the only good frontline tank? Is Roadhog suppose to be good at the front?
D.Va and Winston are obviously for disrupting the backline and fucking up their attackers.
Julian Bailey
He heals 12 per second. That's nothing. He's shit. Mercy does 50 and Zyn does 40. And they don't need to be right next to their ally to do it. They can be further.
Andrew Thomas
Reminder that any hero that takes control away from the opposing player, unless the ability is piss easy to dodge, is poor game design.
>McRee's flashbang
Luis Wilson
Less than 24 hours until the real open beta starts.
Brandon Lewis
roadhog is just shti
Connor Campbell
Unlockables are Taunts,Victory poses,Skins,Voice lines Sprays and logos
Daniel Thomas
>all thesemain faggots from super smash bros
you are going to play this casually, right?
Jonathan Ramirez
Roadhog is so damn fat you can't shoot the McCree and Lucio standing behind him, and he pulls your squishies to their frontline.
Connor James
You could just make that a different character. Some people like how Symettra plays; if you completely change how she plays, that's shitty to people who like her right now.
Jackson Brooks
See
Landon Howard
Multiply by 6 because he's healing his whole team. 72 per second. His AoE is pretty good range too, he just needs LoS like your beloved Zenyatta and Mercy.
Charles Kelly
>see Tracer >stickyjump to her >pull out my massive bear trap >laugh as she gets stuck while going back in time >literally bomb her ass like some old guy on the train >player changes hero the moment he dies
Oh Junkrat you the best
Carter Perry
>Turn a corner >McRee right there in your face
May as well walk away from the computer.
Jason Baker
>everything is reset >people who've never played before just want to play
what did you expect
Noah Baker
I can't wait! Hold me, Mercy!
Asher Walker
I unironically like edgy designs, how do I reap
Isaac Lee
Putting traps in the Tracer flank routes and spamming them to death when they trigger them is my favorite thing as Junkrat.
Joseph Gonzalez
teleport behind the enemy team shoot them in the back/side go into wraith form and run away when they focus you
Camden Edwards
Shoot stuff until they die, including tanks.
Gabriel Moore
tfw you suck at everyone
Jordan Bell
that dragon ult is fucking skilless
also if you pick widow/reaper when there already is one uninstall the game and play COD instead
Cameron Wilson
Teleport behind them, kill two squishies, wraith form out while spamming hello, then push with your team because you actually do good DPS and can left click tanks to death
Carter Mitchell
Mercy or Zyn could heal their whole team more effectively by just switching their targets. I'd rather have one of them on my team instead of Lucio
Nolan Rogers
The game is incredibly laggy, though it appears to be constant stutters rather than desyncs over several seconds.
Thomas Ortiz
DIE DIE DIE
James Cox
there are actually times where it's right to have 2 reapers on your team but who cares you just came here to be mad
Oliver Stewart
There are two dragon ults, Genji's and Hanzo's, but you're still right
Leo Cox
>dragon ult Literally just walk away from whatever objective/chokepoint you are on, it's probably the worst ult in the game.
Mason Sanders
Reinhardt has a 2000HP shield, Winston got his shield nerfed from 1000 to 600. Roadhog just has health and D'Va is fucking paper because LMAO HUGE HEAD
Gabriel Adams
what if widowmaker's gun was bolt action or did very little damage if it was less than 50 charged
Alexander Wood
at least most of dva's health is armor
Matthew Campbell
It's fine. Learn to monkey trouble.
Nolan Perry
>get a sick black hole triple kill outside Anubis spawn to swing the game in our advantage >PotG is Mercy left clicking me during it
Daniel Cook
I may absolutely suck with D.VA but I really like playing as her.
Nolan Young
WHAT IF IT DIDN'T HAVE 30 FICKING BULLETS AND HAD TO RESCOPE FOR EVERYSHOT
WOULD FIX THE CAMPING PROBLEM
Wyatt Sullivan
Doesn't matter with how insane the damage output in this game is. I feel like any offense character but like fucking Tracer can just man up on D'Va and out DPS her.
Nathaniel Morales
They need to make it do less damage that's my problem. She shouldn't 1 shot Zyn with a basic attack. That's bullshit. Not an ability. Just a badic attack
Matthew Robinson
> Its another "I get all golds and am playing as hard as I can at the objective and my team is pure ass" episode Sigh