Dota 2 - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

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First for ice queen Jessica!

echo sabre sven is ridiculous this item is fucking ridiculous fuck this gay game

What's the lore reason for the lane creeps steadily walking towards the other side of the map?

delet this

kshitters purge when?

Envy is streaming shirtless

this fat fuck is stealing millions

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where the FUCK is the battle pass?

>free abyssal active
>free sheepstick
>free diffusal
>free dagon

Why isn't he banned every game?

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Lmao bkb
bkb

Same reason you dumbfuck go down the lane and feed.

stfu supports cant be OP

dies to a runny sneeze

>free diffusal

Mana Drain slows and purges now?

Guys why is envy naked?

>lion
>free purge active

no?

slark treads shadow blade echo sabre silver edge skadi (with orb from SE) silver edge again bkb hex is ridiculous too in the trench

to make my teammates mad?

Yeah.....?

>forgetting free win for the enemy team

i sorta missed zyori in a weird way

why not? I think he is decent, better than slacks by far

get a blink from all the free kills

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

thanks for sharing but no one fucking cares retard

what ?

>Free diffusal(no mention of active)
>Lion's third skill
(You)

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ya are you a tiny player?
i wanna start meming with him

also i need to learn some storm spirit memes too

I just finished masturbating

why didn't you guys tell me sooner

fucking spouler that shit

you never "finish" masturbating

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>rtc playing Don't lose your way

what's the next mainstream anime he's gonna watch? My guess is death note or snk.

What hero is most like Donald Trump?

I haven't played any dota in 2 versions, I don't even know about the iron claw or new consumables everyone has to buy these days. Am I too fucked to go back to playing instead of just watching?

naw just play a bunch of unranked games

>That Morphling build

I still love you ice thrice

Troll Warlord

Dark Seer

zeus

>Ancient getting destroyed
>Spam pinging it for a minute straight while I fight off creeps
>Everybody is chasing
>Luna walks in and takes it

Ooga booga. Seriously, fuck.

Ogre Magi

>wall you can walk through
>breaks the world if kept around too long

Sounds about right.

Not the best hero for teamfights in a memefight meta? Also, he's the average 500hp 1 armor support.

New meta newbro

>Nexus getting destroyed

Blame your friends.

Former lolbabby, these things slip.

he looks happy and healthy, good for him !
my panda.tv refuses to work

>retard that even stupider people like and will ruin everything
elder titan

Nice.

This naga chemist meme has to stop

Bernouts detected

;)

I watched anime once. It was alright a fun light hearted adventure and some cute antics. I decided to watch some more and was very dissapointed, IT WAS THE SAME DAMN SHIT. I quickly discovered that all anime is just the same rehashed garbage.

Anyways, I've come to the conclusion that anyone that watches anime regularly must suffer from horribly debilitating autism. How their minds don't degenerate into a pile of mush from watching the same formulaic vomit over and over is beyond me.

So say goodbye to Arteezy. He's beyond saving at this point.

do you really think that it's funny that a complete bafoon gets the control over the strongest military power on earth?

>Presidents
>Possessing the power to ruin everything

I'm sorry if you fell for the build wall meme but even if Trump does win he's certainly not capable of ruining everything even if he tried his hardest there's still Congress that keeps things in check and Senators will always do what they think is best for their state over what the President thinks is best for them.

>politics are srs bsns

Left snsd like artour left eg

Even the best player in the world knows this.

Love this "trump is a buffoon" meme

Use livestreamer fampai

I wish Fear was my dad

hilary is the official candidate of the deep state, nobody else even has a chance to win to begin with

kek

>all these 4p1-ish lineups from chink teams

How do you deal with a mirana that gets a 13 minute aghanims?
>leaps on top of you
>deals 1500 burst damage

and then she gets blink as her followup
now what

she can instantly clear creep waves or instantly kill enemy heroes and next thing you know shes got eblade and dagon 5 lmao

>deep state
Is that like the Shadow Council or deep web or something?

Don't let her get 13 minute aghanims

worse its like the dark web better go watch more cartoons before the lizard men get ya

ee drow & rtc invoker
panda.tv/3331
panda.tv/3332

>20k networth on Morphling
>Waste it all on Agh's Octarine and Linkens
>Lose

How fucking dumb can you get?

Don't bully.

>IceIceIce
He does nothing in these fights.

the fuck is this pandatv shit

>pick storm
>get orchid

chinese twitch

Does anyone else find it cute as fuck watching t2 and t3 teams fight it out?

one of team secret's sponsors supposedly

>my best hero is naga
>I'm very good and win at 6k MMR consistently with this hero
>it's my proudest hero and my strongest play by far

>everyone thinks I'm a fag and a loser
>people say the hero is dirty and playstyle is cowardly
>everyone hates me

if I post my dotabuff will at least 1 person call me cool ;_;

ye

>2 bloodstone charge timbersaw

heh

I think naga is breddy cool :)

What were they thinking?
I can't even imagine the universe where this was a good idea?

>elder titan
>liked by people
109TH POPULARITY RATE

>even year
>all these dogshit chink teams
what happened here, d2g?

You mean another Chinese twitch. There is like 3 of them. Before Douyu was the hot shit.

VENGE IS A
C O R E
O
R
E

>have timber player
>put old chicken on timber

Most of mainstream anime is the same shit over and over again, but there are some really good ones that are very unique, like Another a mistery/horror anime with just one season that is pretty good IMO

can't watch that shit, buffers every minute

if it makes you feel better, ok.
i hate rat heroes but naga at least requires some micro so it's not as braindead as tinker or furion. you're in the middle ground

>Trump will win and become president
>tfw you were born just in time to see america have a meme president

are you from europe?

They only care about TI. Same thing happend during TI4.

>Thinking Another is good
wew