Dota 2 - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

dotaconcept.com/hero/1949
youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs
reddit.com/user/Ploorie
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>more than 10 memes early

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>tfw no Purge bf

hold me dudes ;_;

what's her secret OP ?

She's really good at hiding her private parts.

You gon post some dank memes?

What stream are we watching lads?

Hao will never lose

If you're ever feeling down, just remember that you're not this loser who spent 10 years playing vidya games and got nothing out of it :^)

>people think SingSing is going to lose to Feederen
screencap THIS

>no futa
Why even live?

Certainly not the Chinese ones. Fucking horrible games.

Bane??

who we /spammingformmr/ now, dotards?

Can animeshits be any more deluded?

BANE?

>mfw VG are out of the qualifiers

GO EHOME !

>These qualifiers

well he got you so mad you keep spamming this so id say thats something

>60% illusion damage
delete this

>current year
>there are people ITT who still unironically thinks singsing is good
tb h it's hard to predict when 2 meme teams clash with eachother

Pretty sure you're lower on the life accomplishments chain than Jimmy if you have to keep posting this.

Are we watching the vega vs spirit game?

REEK

I feel like in the original few images like this one the meme build always had a bad score at the end as part of the joke, then at some point people stopped doing that part of it.

what "carry" items do you buy? Lens ?

Beyondthesummit Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".

why is waga allowed in the panel, pls replace him soon

and who keeps putting these nobodies on the left

I have a full-time job making 70k with advancement opportunities while demon is just starting community college (LOL) at the age of 26. I guess no employer was impressed with the 10 years of dota experience he had on his resume :^).

>move burdening to position 5
>he still ruins every game

fy was right to leave that shitshow

[EVERYDAY INTENSIFIES]

70k isn't a lot though.

Agility ranged hero with a big gun. Base 550 attack range, 1.7 BAT, average damage for a ranged hero.

>Quas: Monster gun
Retrofits your weapon into a rocket launcher and shoots a missile with a sine-wave trajectory.
Upon hitting your target or when an enemy is struck along the way, the missile explodes.
Explosion deals magical damage to all hit units and temporarily decreases their attack and cast range.
Missile speed: 900
Max range: 900
Damage: 2*attack damage + 25/50/75/100
Explosion radius: 225/250/275/300
Enemy cast and attack range reduction: 25%/35%/45%/55%
Reduction duration: 6
Manacost: 80
Cooldown: 19/18/17/16

>Wex: Dual Hazard
Passive. You permanently lose attack range and attack speed but gain splash attack and damage.
100% damage radius: 100
60% damage radius: 125/150/175/200
30% damage radius: 150/200/250/300
Bonus attack damage: 10/20/30/40
Attack range decrease: 125/175/225/275
Attack speed decrease: 10/20/30/40

>Exort: Explosive rounds
Passive, 15/12/9/6 seconds cooldown, activates on autoattack.
Deals additional 35/45/55/65 damage.
If you have over 50% of your maximum mana, these attacks also can't miss and ministun the target.

>Invoke: Rage
Gain 300 bonus attack speed and be forced to shoot at random enemies within your attack range.
Each attack has a 50% chance to target a random point on the ground in the attack range instead.
When in Rage, your Exort cooldown is reduced to 20% of its normal value.
Duration: 3
Manacost: 150/75/0
Cooldown: 90/40/15

>he thinks doing what every scrub in the world does is an accomplishment

The original images were
>funny
>original
and
>had a point
>had an actual functional build

these new ones are just unfunny garbage that doesn't even work in a meme context

still more than demon ever made :^)

>offlane jugg
>safelane ld
is this legit or or vega fall for some kind of memefuckery?

Tubby is so smart

is the job shilling for trump or shitty up /d2g/ and Veeky Forums in general?

Also

>iG is about to get BTFO by literally whos
>Twice in a row

Can you prove that though? You have to understand that when you post the exact same image of you autistically insulting a random Dota 2 player you come off as some mentally ill weirdo who lives in his mother's basement.

its called agro lane where you put your real carry in the offlane becase you think you can challenge their safelane

What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your television floating in the air?
TURN ON THE LIGHT AND SHOOT THE NIGGER

pls respond my friends

my newest creatujon

>off lane jugg
legit long ago, legit now

>safelane ld
if he's solo why not, it's common to swap the safe and off lane, or in some scenarios have two heroes mid

VE GA

Why are teams running two just farmed up offlaners this patch?

Games are getting longer in general again so offlane is becoming more of a farming role.

actually...*looks at clipboard with the facts* hes not.

Why is SirActionSlacks even there.
He's neither funny nor Insightful and has zero charisma.

this is the most retarded thing i have ever read

dotaconcept.com/hero/1949

The kids LOVE him!

More gold from kills even less gold from farming

Offlane usually is in position of getting more kills so it can do more than running other composition

uh, vega?

*raises paw* umm excuse me sir i think u have to re-examine the facts xDD *scribbles on clipboard*

DC gets dq'ed because their sub is spying on enemy teams

I only like SirActionSlacks when he is SirActionStats

Suddenly I'm sad about maplestory

MAD LIBS TIME: DOTA EDITION

1. SECRET WILL _________ ________
2. LIQUID IS _______ IT
3. _______________DDDDUUURRRRRRRR
4. PPD is a master ___________
5. _______ was a honeypot __________

>Vega will take the qualifier
-/d2g/

>EG disband
>Secret disband
>TI4 C9 reformed

>disbanding 2 tier2 teams to make one tier3 team

seems like a plan to me desu

>singsing still teamless

>17min aghs on ns
vega will lose

>comment about how syndereN's been getting carried out of his mind in the qualis
>-60 downvotes

I thought the tales of Reddit being a giant hugbox were just a meme, but jesus this place is an absolute mess.

cuz ur wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs
hes SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Are you actually watching the games?

Are you one of those idiots that reports supports when they die once and ask them where their damage items are 20 mins in?

Why is blademail the new meme item on Doom?

I get that's it better now, but wouldn't some other items be more important on him?

thanks for the reddit update, redditor

>make stupid comment
>get downvoted
>fucking reddit amirite guys :^)

>Be retarded and wrong
>Get downvoted because you show that off publicly
>Hurr fuck reddit amirite

Of course I'm watching the games you dolt. Considering how I'm a support main myself I know how shit works, but syndereN just contributes nil apart from pressing R(because he only plays Lion) and putting some wards down. The amount of times he gets caught out or dies without doing anything is actually immense. I mean, I'm glad for Era and qoqjva, but seeing the entire scene frothing at their mouths over how 'syndereN is so fucking good' is legit frustrating.

>I'm retarded, the post

>Considering how I'm a support main myself

So you ARE a redditor

Never lose
Doing
Hur
Drafter
Shanghai Lan

It must be nice to live in a deluded little bubble where you only see shit you want to see.

Synderen mainly plays Venge.

Nobody thinks he's awesome, just that he's surprisingly decent for an ex-pro turned caster turned pro again.

>vega are bad
lmao

I bet you're also part of those people who kiss Arteezy and EE's ass constantly. Sincerely get some better opinions pls.

...

No I'm not. I just don't shittalk people who are doing a good job.

he's the drafter so I'm pretty sure he's not just dead-weight

but TA is a girl

Didn't say she wasn't. Girls can still have giant futa cocks.

girls can have penises too

please leave.

>Actually being a LeLGD fan

Look at this faggot and laugh.
reddit.com/user/Ploorie

I agree with him about arteezy fans though

>He doesn't like girldick
Are you gay?

I'm sorry dude, but this isn't the time or the place. Try posting this on reddit and see how they react.

What's wrong with being an LGD fan? In fact, what was the point of this post?

Go suck chink dick somewhere else.

man, oracle sure is balanced

>post incase
at least post alfie

>Alfie
Pleb taste detected, Incase is a godly futa and trap artist. Shortstacks are a shit fetish.

>mkb,daedalus
>disrupt self
>rape enemy
+150

>futa

you mean shemale and his only good "futa" is the one with the red head and maid maybe the princess bubblegum is okay

>mkb,daedalus
>>disrupt self

Sorry but you don't do this during esports

>western 'artists'
honestly sparrow is the only one worth shit