Senran Kagura General /skg/ #729

user, we wouldn't be here if we all would want to do that.

These threads ain't never gonna stop.

How do you take the key when both your hands are occupied?

You don't need a hand to kiss someone

I meant take her cock, not the key.

I wanna rock!

>old ladies trying to dress like hip, cute girls

Ewww...

I guess you like them young, huh? To each their own.

user, let me in. I know you're hiding boobs somewhere.

A true ninja must discover their own boobs, Kat.

Mirai is hip and stylish!

look down
the boobs are there

I love Asuka! Every thread!

I hope asuka is a registered nurse!

She's not!

Reminder: Don't give Ibuki your candy. She's a stray.

I love Haruka

EGADS! A living, breathing human cinnamon roll!

I HATE Haruka

good morning skeegee!

I managed to wake up at a reasonable hour without my alarm for once

>tfw never have to set my alarm due to internal clock

she is a registered qt

I'll feed Ibuki anyway and you can't stop me!

Feeding minori cookies from your hand without letting them go until she licks your fingers to get the melted chocolade aswell!

Good morning Minnow!

Although it is actually afternoon here

I don't get why you call him Minnow.

Mirai got no hip

Because that makes it less gay once he shoves his fat cock up minnows butt.

excuse me user but I identify as a 6th generation quasi minorisexual, respect my pronouns

Mirai has nice hips!

I really fail to understand whats gay about that

what hips?

im still trying to figure how why he posted a blank image

Well, if you squint a little and tilt your head the right way, you can kind of see them.

It's not gay until you touch balls

I want the stupid meme of people pretending they can't see Mirai to die already. It isn't getting much funnier after the 100th time than it was the first time.

PAIZURI FROM YUMI

wow 2 cute ninjas

No, it's three cute ninjas! THREE!

HEY! Haruka's just curvy! She doesn't count as two people!

What would the title of your senran's autobiography be?

The Bebe inside me.

Magical Girl: Learning How to Work Your Geminis.

I believe that Yuyaki will get her own daki in due time. To me she is the most deserving new wave to get one. If I can endure Miyabi getting her own, I can take the wait for a new wave.

Living life on the edge. The story of me.

It's time to sniff ass and chew bubblecum... and I'm all out of balls.

Who?

Science, Seduction, and Samba!

What's with Haruka and samba?

EncycOPPAIdeia: The Many Breasts That Have Touched My Life and Subsequently Been Touched.

Ever since she was part of americananons harem and he left her after she got pregnant she was craving the BBC so she travels to brazil once a year to have sex with as many negros as she can.

She just loves to dance, a lot of girls do.

>Haruka
>In my harem ever

Nope. NopeNopeNopeNopeNope.

I hope you aren't trying to imply you have standards.

Now that would be just silly for a haremfag.

Yes I do. The Haruka fans can keep her and her questionable chemicals

best mirai coming through

Haruka has a big ass and likes to dance, so naturally she likes Samba.

>Yes I do.

But you like Ryobi.

Because she is best girl and completely adorable when she isn't flying off the handle about the boobs thing.

Are you implying Haruka fans have shit taste? I thought better of you than shitting on someone elses waifu. Maybe all the talk about you and your harem were true afterall.

>she is best girl
KEK

>liking Haruka means you have low standards

Well, looks like I have low standards then.

The whole chemicals thing I found out becomes a lot easier to deal with once you make peace with it.

Let's hope not.

No, Just saying that Haruka isn't for me.

STOP!

old bitches are not allowed

Rude.

Daily reminder that if you bought EV for full price, you're a fool. If you're American, you can purchase EV on PS4 for $40 by buying it from Canada (or using Canadian PSN). This will allow you to use USA DLC with the game. If you're European, buy it from Poland or Russia for ~$38.

NEVER buy games from countries like the USA, UK, Germany, or so on. They're overpriced.

fampai I ain't no poorfag

>Daily reminder
>first time posted
lol
>GUYS IT TURNS OUT IF YOU WAIT OR IMPORT, GAMES END UP BEING CHEAPER
wow

Senran Kagura Burst = Demon's Souls
Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus = Dark Souls 3
Senran Kagura Deep Crimson = Dark Souls
Senran Kagura Estival Versus = Dark Souls 2

We all agree?

You didn't have to wait, and it isn't really importing. You can just log on to the Canadian (or Russian/Polish) PSN and buy the game instantly. It's just a matter of exploiting weak currencies.

If you want to get really crazy, you can get the game for piss cheap if you buy from India's PSN.

I love Scorpion.

Welcome to Wal-Mart, o valued customer!

Big businesses are destroying little ones!

"Excuse me... Do... you have... any kitchen knives... for sale?"

what the fuck does that even mean

I'll still patronize you!

Walmart's lines are too long anyway.

Aisle 10, o valued customer!

Hope everyone's day is going well!

>You'll never get a date with the cute crazy Walmart chick

Do you think kumo can even cum without the knot anymore?

I am going to fap to a Senran RIGHT NOW and no one can stop me!

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Which one?

me too bruh
we're like... fapping together man
dude we're cum bruthas

If you fap to my favorite I'll cut your dick off.

"Thank... you, miss. Now... if you'll... excuse me, I... have some stabbing... practice... to attend to.

911 what is your emergency

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