/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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shut up velvet

the answer is no

This is my wife. She belongs to me.

the cats fuck in that corner

c@

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I'm not velvet you ham sandwich.
I don't even think velvets been anything outside of their graycat and au ra.

With the angle of your lance it seems you'll be stuck there, too. Way to box yourself in, kid.

xth for the realisation you're being watched.

I want to get backstabbed by Moni!

Ey kid want a good rump roast?

I miss it...

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That makes you a pretty shitty ninja, doesn't it?
You should stick to fishing.

what the fuck did you just call me??

>you ham sandwich
I'm using this from now on.

Why did Stratos leave Iri's static?

i really fucking don't understand how they haven't gotten over it after this long to be honest

missed it so much that you turned into a redheaded catgirl and copied that glamour

Ham. Sandwich.
You fucking heard me, Hammy Sammy.
Fuck off, snick-snake. Find your own phrases for people to take.

The facts are harsh and cold, but true.

Thank god money buys you happiness in this game or I'd be in trouble.

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Case of the upsetti spaghettis.

dont steal my shit thnx

Hey man, I know I'm in no position to preach or anything, but that moko grass is bad for you.
There's more to life than wasting all your money on it.

he didn't leave, he was kicked.
i mean, unless he was SO assblasted that he left of his own accord that he kicked me from ultrash, removed me from steam, and tried to ban me from a discord that isn't his, yeah, ok.

>"steal my shit"
Fuck you mean? I already have my own shit, I don't need to steal it back.
Pop off my penis, dude.

you can kick people without making enemies you know

did you just say he was bad then kick him or what

>kicking the best player from your static
what are you, retarded?

Not on my server they don't, I run a tight ship.

I'm not on drugs, talking treasure chest. YOU'RE on drugs.

She's a psycho tranny.

I HATE CRAFTING! I HATE RNG! I HATE THIS GAME! I HATE YOU ALL! DIE!

xth for lizard kisses!

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Sounds about right.
Details, please? Screenshots?

>Steady Hand II
>Hasty Touch
>Failure
>Success
>Failure
>Failure
>Failure
>10 durability
>EXCELLENT

Is this the fabled boypussy infiltrator?

ya that me!! ごめなさい, user-kun!!

ye.. we're fucked we'll never recover from being crippled like this dam...

does anyone know if someone out there makes a miqo'te racial costume

for uh, reasons

You'd look cuter in a yukata as long as you don't speak

_no

Do you use a cap for your Ninja Glamour?

he;lp

i just have a really bad mic ok

costs like 50 gil from town vendors

that's okay, I like your gravely voice. it sounds cute.

na & i haven't used af2 in forever, it was just the default helm.

you have a bad voice too lmao

i didnt mean in game

its not gravely wtf

"no"

elk's voice isn't that bad, he just sounds like he's constantly choked up

>ごめなさい

Just wanted to be sure I have every part acquired for your look, it's pretty sweet.

nah ur too manly to wear that lol

he wants to cosplay a c@girl irl so he can get attention from people and then get banged by some dude.
it's pretty gravely and manly

help me find one and ill prove you wrong

manly sure, but not gravely thats 100% my mic struggling cause im speaking real quietly and have the boost up a ton

my old one was literally just af2 chest/hat, af1 legs with diff gloves + boots, but thanks.

Elk, do you let out cute, girly moans when someone kisses your neck?

Oh! Yasha hachigane.
>just blew a bunch of Centurio Seals on Aetheryte Tickets
Thank you. Probably won't look good on me but I still gotta try it on.

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if you're shrekroe stay the hell away from mine and nyaka's glamours

Post dead FCs.

post butt

idk nobody has ever kissed my neck

Prepare for trouble...

I'll make that qt neck addicted to my kisses.

try me

No, that would devalue it.

>femboy hour

Send me more webms or I'm posting the ones you have sent here.

there it is

Alright fuckstick, what hour do you want it to be instead?

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CG o'clock

but my hands on my benis already

That's retarded.

unhand that thing

Please post some. Or upload them.

what did i fucking say

make like a genie and bring on the good times

>dyke hair Kiki
Thank god that didn't last.

i don't negotiate with terrorists

>wanting it to be fat underage girl hour
hmm

Looking for something to do in Aether/Gilgamesh.
I'm bored.

youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40

i can get on in 15. just started something on netflix.

I literally cannot until shana butt

Akryn is that you?

post c@s

does anyone have a good level 60 grinding spot for the companion challenges? termites in forelands is the best i have been able to find so far

Why are min height female au ra so small
who thought up this sexual dimorphism

are you new to fantasy games or...

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