/utg/ - Undertale General

Gretings user! It's shaping up to be, once more, a rainy day! The flood sirens are blaring while I wait for my sweet user to cuddle with me and drink some delicious coco with me! I love you user!

It's MKid hours!
...R-Right?

I'm okay with this.

fuck off

>Howdy, Nozomi!
>You finally made it home.
>Remember when we used to sing and dance together?
>Hee hee hee...
>хopoшo!
>Today's gonna be just as fun.

>I remember when I first woke up here, in the snow.
>I was so scared.
>I couldn't feel my boobs or my legs...
>My entire body had turned into a flower!
>"Honoka! Nico! Somebody help me!" I called out.
>But nobody came.

>Eventually, the honk found me, crying in the snow.
>I explained what had happened to her.
>Then she held me, Nozomi.
>She held me with tears in her eyes, saying...
>"There, there. Everything is going to be alright."
>She was so... True emotional.
>But... For some reason...
>I didn't feel anything at all.

>I soon realized I didn't feel ANYTHING about ANYONE.
>My compassion had disappeared!
>And believe me, it's not like I wasn't trying.
>I wasted weeks with that stupid honk, vainly hoping I would feel something.
>But it became too much for me.
>I ran away from school.
>Eventually, I reached home.
>Inside I found HER, Nozomi.
>I thought of all people, SHE could make me feel whole again.
>...
>She failed.
>Ha ha...

>Flood sirens
Stay safe, user! I can't cuddle and drink cocoa with you if you drown!

Ripping the lizard's shirt while beating her up on the playground!
The lizard's dad not buying her another one!

Ok, I'm in a new thread

Wrong general, love

So when are we gonna get an edition that isn't goats?

you're asking for it now

Can we post all kinds of Lizard?
Not that I dislike Alphys, or anything...

We'll have to snuggle together in a life raft at this rate.

THIS SHIT IS WHY I LOVE UNDERTALE

NOT THE STORY
NOT THE CHARACTERS
NOT THE ART
AND DEFINITELY NOT YOU CANCEROUS FUCKS

SO MUCH SO THAT I FELT COMPELLED TO POST HERE IN ALL CAPS

Dats a cute lizard

Asking for what?

I waited tell like page 7 before I made a new thread user. If you want a non-goat one so much just make a robot or lizard or whatever edition next time we hit bump limit

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

Void!

Toby is good at music.

So i think i might post first page comic tonight.. I'm just nervous i'll get bored of making it and never finish.. what do utg

MORE LIZARD.
I THIRST FOR MORE LIZARD.

Reminder that Toby is terrible at music.

Marrying the goat!

W-worship?

I want Toriel to shit so hard after voring the RUINS she caused Third Impact

Do it.
Then I will fill you with Determination.
To uh... finish your comic.

I'd cuck Imp's husband desu

I missed you in a wierd way, user.
I'll be safe, user! I'm on the top of a mountain! (not literally lol)
Lol yeah, or my canoe.
>Taking an user canoeing!
>Fishing with the user!
>Exploring strange places with the user!

You can't may him he's only 16!

>vore as a verb

Shoo, shoo

Get off my turf. These threads are not big enough for the both of us posting the same thing every thread. Previous thread, in 2 minutes, all caps. You better show up, punk.

Okay fine

If you don't we will kick your ass until you do it, like we did with MSPG

no u

The nerd lizard is absolutely the fucking best.

Hey, haven't seen you in a while!

oh thank you user..b-but that sounded pretty lewd

>Charaposter is a monk on the top of the mountain spreading kindness
I knew it!

I wanna go canoeing with you now, sounds like fun.

y-yes
respect the olders you young rebel

What if Mt Ebott is in a country where you can marry somebody at that age?

frickgoat

Glad to know you anons will take care of me if i need a good wake up slap

Monsters are like Pokemon

When born they're perfectly fertile

is a lovely goat and is not for bully

There's nothing lewd about consensual Determination sharing.
Now bend over.

Getting gangbanged by Jerries

>Alphys and Undyne living a happy domestic life on the surface!
>Alphys noticing that Undyne is acting weird towards her one day!
>Alphys confronting her about it!
>Undyne revealing that she tried her hardest to look past Alphys' flaws but wasn't able to!
>Undyne telling Alphys that shes breaking up with her!
>Alphys striking out in blind rage without thinking and insulting Undyne b y calling her nothing more then a dumb meathead!
>Undyne walking out of the house!
>Alphys trying to find her to apologize!
>Alphys unable to contact her!
>Alphys trying to reach out to all her former friends!
>Sans telling her he doesn't hang out with nerds anymore!
>Papyrus telling her that hes too busy to hang out because Undyne has started to hang out with him more and more!
>Asgore telling Alphys that he just got back to being friends with Toriel again and doesn't want to mess it up by hanging out with someone she hates!
>Toriel not even picking up her phone for the weeb lizard!
>Alphys drunkenly confronting Frisk at their house and attacking the human because she blames them for letting everyone abandon her!
>Frisk easily dodging all her shitty attacks!
>Frisk telling Alphys that she needs to leave them along or else she'll go to the police!
>Alphys all alone with no friends!
>Alphys finding a rusty razor blade in the trash!
>Alphys cutting herself to dull the pain
>Alphys getting sick from the dirty razor!
>Alphys dying alone and afraid in a ditch due to infection!
>No one finding her dust or caring that she vanished!

So did I miss the thread's reactions to this fangame? Or were you aware of it yet?

Alphys's fan fics are even worse than I thought

Yeah, I'm totally gonna slap you.
carefully against the arm

Determination is only shared by clinical means. Like a dirty syringe.

I need a priest.

You left out the part where Alphys becomes a famous scientist and inventor and gains too much self-confidence.

>monk
I'm not religious, nor am I part of any higher order. More of a hermit, really.
It can be if you don't get seasick easy! We couldn't go while it's flooded, though.

What does the statue of her look like? Would you be there every day?

i love this user right here

Goat
Children

Alphys going on the surface!
Alphys finally watching her animes!
Alphys starting the research of hiw magic can enhance the knowledge of the human science!
Alphys creating star ships running on human determination and monster magic!
Alphys pushing both humanity and monsterkind forward!

Yeah, I bet she's a hardcore Bunnie/Sally shipper

Everyone flying into the sun because of a stupid miscalculation on Alphys' part!

>Alphys fucking up and causing a global apocalypse!
>Alphys killing billions of people due to her fuck up!

Alphys being killed by Islamic terrorists for science against Allah!

Fortunately, Fanon Sans and Asrielle were on a board!

This is the worst thing I've ever made.
I ship you two.

Yay

DON'T FUCKING ENCOURAGE THEM

Don't

>you will never watch mspg get ruthlessly fucked by frickgote's throbbing dick
Worst possible timeline

>Fanon Sans surviving due to his amazing power!
>Fanon Sans coming back and convincing everyone that Alphys did it on purpose!
>Fanon Sans using is irresistible sex appeal to seduce Undyne away from Alphys!
>Alphys turning back to her first crush Asgore in attempt to no longer be alone!
>Alphys walking in on Fanon Sans, Undyne and Asgore having a threesome!
>Fanon Sans laughing at Alphys as she runs away crying

he's underage, what do you expect

>skeleton yaoi hands

>SKELETON YAOI HANDS

Muffet's bake sale official theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

Frisk, Gaster and Chara working together to fix Fanon Sans so that he's Canon Sans again!

Determination sharing sure is strange but ok.

Thanks for being gentle.

If I remember correctly there are people here in need of a woshing.

Wosh your sins.

Question. why is there not more genderswap skells with the bone tiddies.

Alphys running to hide in trash!
Alphys finding a skell!
Alphys learning Papyrus ran away because Fanon Sans was badtouching him!
Alphys and Papyrus on a quest to find the real Sans!

Because only fags and girls sexualize the skeletons

Guys are too busy sexualizing Asriel

Gay and female artists.

>Sans awaking as if from a nightmare!
>Sans now back to normal again!
>Sans telling Asgore and Undyne that he can't be with them anymore!
>They both agreeing and deciding its for the best!
>Alphys trying to hook up with both of them again!
>Asgore and Undyne both rejecting her in favor of getting togeather with each other!
>Alphys' life is still ruined!

Alphys getting hugs and cuddles from everyone who loves her
Alphys's soul growing stronger

Fuck I'm up for that.

I want to fuck multiple contentfags. Wosh me please.

I was always under the impression that most ut fanartists were gay and/or fangirls anyway

Which?

No you don't

You are just desperate and these threads some of the few social interactions you get. Wosh

Papyrus falling in love!
Papyrus accidentally becoming distant with his friends!
Sans being happy for his brother but clearly missing when they spent time together!
Papyrus getting married to the love of his life!
Papyrus' life never being any better!
Papyrus going to start a family!
Papyrus losing his family to a car crash that's Alphys' fault!
Papyrus' child never being born!
Papyrus feeling alone and despondent!
Papyrus disappearing without a trace!
A human finding Papyrus, the legendary warrior, by himself at Mt. Ebott as a crazy, happy hermit