/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>another moron who doesnt know about the image limit

1000% god mode right here.

>tanks can shoot at people point blank
>tank cannon spins faster than ur mum on my dick
>tank shells travel ten times faster than RPGs so you don't need to lead your shots
>tanks take 2 explosives and then roll over dead
>can't use a friend as the gunner
Fucking Rockstar

>gunsurgent becomes irrelevant

I NEED IT

xth for give me money men

or EU friendly timezone gamemodes

I miss you

I didn't know npc's from disconnects can do this.

I don't miss you anymore. You're dead to me.

what do you think the new update will be?
we're getting a good update this time, right?

nth for I haven't slept for the entire night.

biker DLC

I was ready to cry.

>120-135 fps
eww

How ugly do you have to be that literally removing all of you discernable facial features is needed for a good picture

When you testing out maps again?

more rehashed vehicles

What am I witnessing

We might when I get home in about ~2 hrs & 30 mins from now.

>tfw when this is what gtag has become

We used to whining faggots, but now we are whining faggots with shit taste

nullfun banned when

I know that feel

this game is dead, only thing left to do is shit on randoms or comfy
only the newer people here play those retarded game modes often

New Heist.

Never cause I don't have a menu :^)

Anyone giving out money?

Not even bl8 could stop the rise of comfy.

>tfw used to do contract missions with null
>tfw used to host custom games with null
>tfw I come back after a week absence to this
>nullfun running playlists, calling skids drifts, and going " fuck the haterz" and "(you)" to every comment
>shitting up free mode and game modes
>forcing shitty memes to get attention
>shitty memes actually attracting beta orbiters

MFW

nullfun has a nice zing to it

tfw will never drive one of these irl
or in fucking game

>tfw you steal bl8s kill on your first shot

/gtag/ was built for nothing but memes senpai..

youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8

So rude. I sat and waited so you slowpokes could figure out the course and you go and blow me up ;_:
Can't for more fun game modes tonight

hello. I'm sorta back. but after so long of not playing gtao, and not reading the thread I sortof don't feel like going back to being a worthless piece of meat.
here's a pic of npg's job that I secretly took tho

>tfw you have the power to stop this
>tfw you will reply hater/autist/(you) rather than admit a mistake and try to resolve it
>tfw you still can't drift

JUST

I got him just before that. He kept going back to the yacht from spawned helicopters for the event, got his rotor but he just hops out and dies and I don't get the kill, I got him once by sniping him out the heli itself, it was the time right before you did it in that webm.

also that looks blurry as fuck, looked sharp on my screen but pixelated as hell, hard to even see details, might as well have been blurry

>Tonks gone again
>Crime back
Its not fucking fair. How could Blater let this shit happen? He should seriously step down from leader and let someone else do it, its unacceptable

fuck this game and fuck this crew

What happened to you two here by the way?

Please user, I just want to be your friend.
I'm sorry I'm just going through the recordings in order.

(You)

WHAT DID I SAY FUCKERS

CRIME IS TONKS

It has been a while since I have played, I think I stopped just before yachts were added.
Anything cool happen?

FUCK OFF, I WAS HERE FIRST

valentine's content isn't limited anymore

mememobiles

Since Yachts? No. Just low-rider and adversary mode shit

Look at that. The only way you can beat me is by blowing me up.

Bombs.

tried to find the webm of video related but couldn't, so you have to settle on this one and giving me a YT view to watch the one I wanted to post
youtu.be/wgybNjgkLnU?t=14

Oh god, I remember this.

Sure Senpai.

Who?

anyone doing any heists, missions, or general things that make money?

if so, let me know. sc: cameeo

>Marfi
>9 months ago
Man..

Nevermind, I found you. :^)

did you ever rank over 40, m8?

you just messaged me but believe it or not I found you before you messaged me, thanks to your avatar

add -Vanilla_Rice- if you still wanna play

Nope, haven't played in a long ass time, first thing I am doing when I get on is making sure I have nice clothes.
I am all for playing once I re-install. Have a while to go.

>installing
>8hrs remaining

Well, we can get you some money and rank so you can actually play for real this time, even though you came back to a dying game.

Money was never a problem, I just always enjoyed running around doing shenanigans.
I wouldn't mind doing heists here and there, I have tons I haven't done.

we have a lot to catch up on, you don't even know all the latest memes.

Does being wasted in a mission count against your K / D ? Or is that in the free mode?

>Just got this

Sounds like a good time, for some reason I feel like making a new character that is based off my actual appearance.
Also starting from scratch doesn't see too bad seeing as how I was sub 50 in levels.

X percent off Y selection
Double RP and Cash on Adversary modes.

Screenshot this.

you're really fucking annoying dude

Yeah, I tried making myself and got pretty damn close in the creator. I got into game and it was just another Vanilla Rice clone. Makes no sense.

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>white "people" arr rook the same

Nobody cares what you look like nerd

>nobody

Sick races null!
I love our T20 races, we are so epic

do you vape?

i do

Bl8, post your total hours on GTA.

im not logging into 20 different accounts to get that information right now, im tired

just guess how many hours you have.

nulls RS is cute.

Races really test my patience sometimes. I was literally just about to win a race, the finish line was right in front of me, and some shitter a lap behind everyone knocked down a lamp post and sent me spinning.

Anybody doing heists/.

3.5k?

Its trash like every other RS

Which one you doing?

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tfw i deleted the webm of me taking out the police heli from far away from a black savage on pacstan - Avi, because it was obvious skidding to get that chopper

No you don't understand, I'm looking to join one.

Which system are you playing on? Cause if you're looking to join then I don't mind hosting some if some other anons want to join in.

Who /storymode/ here?

Pacstan - Signal, obviously. Jesus, I've been avoiding heists for so long I've forgotten the names. How do you guys still enjoy them?

i did on ps3 in 2013
ive tried multiple times on PC but whenever I fuck up the smallest thing i just delete all my singleplayer saves. i was quicksaving constantly in fallout 4 and whenever i made a mistake i quickloaded so i think it may have triggered something in me, not sure what but my mind is a whole clusterfuck if i dont do it

Does anyone belong to an xbone crew that is more active than gtags? I requested to join like a week ago but no answer

I wouldn't mind these webms if the filename didn't drop names every time.

Should have gotten a PC.

But really, shitposting aside, all of Veeky Forums's userbase for this game are on PC and a handful on PS4, might as well not join a GTAG, sorry, senpai ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

is everybody having fun tonight?

post self radio tunes you meming dorks

nice meme

Why the fuck this keeps happening

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