/dsg/ - Dark Souls General

Is it possible to see Vordt from here?

>roll sorcerer to see if the memes are real
>they are
>5 hours wasted

I NEED to breed priscilla

Would you summon me /dsg/?

down to the wire boys

>doing all the covenant rewards
>get to blue sentinels
>get summoned but i only fight if the host lets me one on one the invader, dont fight at all if i see more than one people attacking the invader
>only drink estus when they do, both invading and being invaded

am i a good player, dsg?

how?

what the fuck is happening in that webm

>tfw too shy or too tired to join fc

youtube.com/watch?v=xI1vcF-Y-A8

Bonus one for you.

the beast knows it's fucked, so it's praying. Sulyvahn's subjects were clerics.

fucking demolished

I'll get you someday, Berk.

>There is no counter to Gundyr's Halberd.

Except fucking Great Shields
I used Gundyrs Halberd with Knightslayer ring and it wasn't nearly enough to break a great shield fags guard. No, not with L2 + R2 either

is that OnlyAfag?

>[heavy breathing]
almost breaks my heart
ALMOST

pASSword?

no it's only afro

So which of the following is the worst, /dsg/?
>the one 1hp save ring in FCs
>greatshield-as-weapon turtles
>dark swords R1 spammers
>estoc R1 spammers
>parryfishers
>edge kats

>wolf crocodile is praying Aldrich to come and save him
Why are those Irithyll wolves in Londo? If Aldrich is the boss of Irithyll, why is he weaker than the Pontiff?

>40 int
>crystal sages rapier hits for ~320 dmg a poke
>soul great sword hits for ~260 dmg

this is literally the dumbest shit ever

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That was a good break from my numerous papers I gotta write, see you guys tomorrow.

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>finally kill yhorm after like 50 tries
>jesus yes finally
>find some sword near his thrown with like no stat requirements
>only does 125 damage per hit

Does this thing get better with upgrades or some sort of cryptic quest to draw out its power? As a reward for killing that fucking giant this thing seems pretty lackluster.

It's from his "Channel Update" video, yeah.

It has a bunch of pictures of his thighs and stuff.

>connection to steam interrupted

fuck that

Good luck user, I gotta do a fucking Senior level group project all by myself.

>the one 1hp save ring in FCs
>ring
There's a ring that does that? Or are you talking about tears of denial? It's invalidated by having 1 piece of thorn armor.

>tfw no summons

Post delicious soft CE bodies!

dsg

Thanks for posting user. Looks cute.

Anyone try invading Lothric Castle at low levels? There's a surprisingly high amount of embered hosts there, but it doesn't seem like anyone is placing their summon signs down since I never see any phantoms besides the occasional blue that gets dragged in.

>as a reward

congratulations for doing a blind run
but that's no reward, you're supposed to kill yhorm with because its a sword made to kill him, it hits im for like 15 percent of his life per weapon art hit

gr8 b8

>>the one 1hp save ring in FCs
That's not a ring.

Greatshield turtling forces you to use particular meme tactics that aren't even that effective.

every time if i see that helmet

HOW CAN I KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

What items CANNOT be dropped for other players? Can I drop bone/estus?

Also, it doesn't become friendly. After assuming that little prayer position, it finally gets up and rights itself and goes back to attacking you. If you let it like it'll murder you. It just takes so long to get back up after a riposte you could barefist punch it to death.

goddamn ocerious is cancer when going scorceries only
I need white dragon breath dammit

>not even 400 damage
Why do miracles have to look so cool and also be so shit?

It's the Storm Ruler, you idiot.
>hurrdurr I'm a retard that hasn't played all the Souls games but browses /dsg/ please SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKING FACE

Does he make any praying noises ?

I HEAR "YAWK! YAWK! YAWK! YAWK!"

Here is my collage entry. For clarity, it is Yoel of Londor.

Have you tried with Knightslayer + Horsehoof Ring?

>That swordgrass drop rate

what the fuck this is so much easier to farm than concords

fuck you fromsoft and fuck every watchdog that complains about their covenant

Just jump in m8. I've been using my pure faith character to fuck around, PvP and cosplay on because I've been too lazy in going through the game again to get a quality character done.

is it possible to give Karla ALL the spell/miracle/pyromancy books? Can I ignore the other teachers completely?

You havent even seen the casting time
Although that was at 30 FTH, +9 canvas talisman without the rings, so not that bad

Remember when faith was good?

I got the platinum trophy in Dark Souls 1 the other day and I still want more of DS1. Pls halp.

It feels pretty cool to swing around a fully charged Storm Ruler.

The downside is that it drains dura like a bitch, not sure why that is.

May be that's why they give you 2 per run.

Bones and estus shards, infusion stones and upgrade materials and weapons that are enhanced beyond the receiver's highest current upgrade. I don't think there's anything else. +1 rings can be dropped for NG players without issue.

Nothing to be shy about, i get dunked regularly and still have fun.

Well, what's hap-
This pit is for hollows.

>dark souls is now about screencapping gestures and FC webms

My files all got lost so I gotta restart my playthrough, don't feel like spending an hour on char/sliders again.

Anyone have sliders for Guts or at least a solid manly-looking warrior for my buff STR build?

>5 Attunements

Why? Sunlight Spear and Lightning Blade seem like the only things worth using.

Pretty sure she only wants the ones about Dark Arts.

I think it says something about miracles when I thought that screenshot was Morne's Greathammer until reading the replies.

It only has 5 or 10 durability, I think
That's why it breaks so easily.
It's the downside for being an entirely usable greatsword with 0 stat requirements

>The Princess of Sunlight Gwynevere left Anor Londo along many other deities, and later became wife to Flame God Flann.
What the fuck happened to Flame God Flann ? If Gwynevere is the Queen of Lothric, indeed, then she eventually married Oceiros. Are the "heavenly children" concieved with Flann or Oceiros ?

Then how about you post something different faggot instead of bitching with frog meme images.

>Dress as Artorias
>Enter Dancer's boss room
>Get grabbed
>She crawls up into a portal back into Irithyl, taking you with her
>Camera stays behind as portal coses
>Thirty seconds later, YOU DIED

tbf they're pretty effective when they have 100% block even while attacking
shit's busted

>remove sign for a few seconds to change covenant
>entire area lights up in signs

Are you the guy who was talking about the canvas talisman earlier?
I remember somebody mentioning its hyperarmor was good enough for pvp and with better spell buff than the sunlight one.

good pvp dex wep besides twin swords?

Please don't be another gutsfag.

I want to murder every gutsfag.

I've got 4 normally, but I threw on a Saint's ring for Great Heal.

I was playing as Lothric. Sunlight Spear for his bolt, Wrath of the Gods for Heal bomb, Divine Pillars of Light for his homing holys because there's fucking nothing else, and great heal because I was stocked up with full 15 Ashen Estus.

uchigatana

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This blew my mind when I found it

I hope it was death by snoo snoo

Well at least the game gives plenty of hints about that. Wait never mind, I forgot these games go out of the way to not tell you shit.

Oh right, I remember it from the first dark souls where you killed that giant with storm ruler. Or am I mistaken? At any rate one thing these games taught me is to not pick up loot all willy nilly so I guess I should have known this singular boss fight was going to reward me for an action I've been punished for on several occasions.

Cuties

How do I join?

Dark Souls III is a good fighting game, but I prefer Naruto Storm Revolution IV.

She dumped Flann for Oceiros' dragon cock.

>never use a shield or greatshied
>in oceiros area since I never really explored it
>decided to see what a greatshield was like and the only one I had was havel's on hand
>whip it out and all of a sudden my darkmoon shit activates while I'm naked with a greatsword and the gs
>a purple and a red one called guts are near me and I use the shield
>literally can't do shit even a fume sword couldn't break it
>slash a few times and one die as the host arrives and the next guy was about to get me from behind while I shielded again and their fume ugs bounced off and then we ganked the last one

Man what is the point of a shield with greatshields around I can see why people call them cancer

I feel bad since I looked like cancer wearing nothing but a greatshield and a gs

Maybe I should host as well?

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They're gay right?
They seemed gay.
I don't know much about demi-god lords of fantasy lands that share crippling curses, but the hand stroking and seductive whispering seemed pretty conclusive.

Cute, cute, cute!

Hey man, I just watched all the Golden Age movies for the first time and I'm feelin' some guts. I've already played the shit out of Dragons Dogma so I want to try it out again.

Don't worry, I pirated the game, you won't see me online. It's just this is the first game where using a guts build looks fun, not to mention good armor sets and a cool Golden Age-esque greatsword.

Is this for real ? Any footage of it ?

this can't be real