Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

The only manchildren are the ones who get so worked up about it

pls no

it didn't work the last time we tried that. we had a containment thread and a real thread, mods deleted both and we got a gay catboy OP to replace it and it went back to shit immediately.

guys

i don't raid

First you steal my gifs, now you steal my glamour. What's wrong with you.

Heya, how's everyone's evening? Gettin' them lore tomes and gears?

sorry guys, i can't be around to make EVERY op not dogshit.

shit like this is just gonna happen until we have proper moderation or until more people can make new threads without forcing their asinine shit

Elezens.

Can you not?

But excal is dead as fuck

nice ripoff of spukic@

Whats wrong, m'lords?

HOW IS THAT YOUR GLAMOUR
i even have the matching drg glamour...

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what a cutie

Haven't capped lore in a couple weeks, but still edgy as hell

haven't capped lore in weeks

but guys ;)

i raid ;)

Hi sweetheart are you looking for a kitten to fill?

Because I constantly shitpost with it, way before you did. Also by your track record you're a pretty massive clepto at this point.

Post chocobos

*teleports behind ur eb*
*cucks u*
pshh... nothin personnel.. kid..

You are nothing.
calling me a massive clepto is hurtful, you know

think of it as your glamour finally being on someone of worth!

Fuck you, I'm telling. Like, actually though, I'm snitching on you, enough is enough.

don't you mean
>*teleports behind ur eb*
>*turns it into a 3way because she's already cucking me*

hey guys, kiki gutripper here with some gaming tips

first off, you can never write a coherent sentence, especially not with proper punctuation or capitalization, this is what the line break key is for

secondly, you absolutely need an online girlfriend, and this is why the ceremony of eternal bonding exists, as marrying someone in the game makes her your de facto girlfriend

a good tip for achieving this is constantly orbiting your target and semi-ironically asking her to be your girlfriend whenever opportunity strikes, as well as making careful research to find out which race and gender she prefers, then using a fantasia to become said race

last but not least, you absolutely NEED to join your server's top notch raiding free company, and a good strategy for achieving this is to constantly force yourself onto notorious players in your server's raiding community and bragging about your irrelevant clears in the thread

thanks gamers and remember, ERP is a sin and my EB definitely does not take part in it. she is a lovely girl, and Ippiki is a figment of her imagination. NOT a real person.

It's "klepto"

oh? who are you gonna tell

details, details

i need to shave my face for a job interview tomorrow and my mom bought me some shaving gel

how do i put it on? do i put it on my fingers and rub it on my face, or do i use like a thing to scoop it out and rub it on my face with the thing? also how do i use the razor, do i like go up or down?

im fucking freaking out please help me, how do i do this

Why did everyone join Neo-Rarex? Just to leech off their achievements and pretend they're server first raiders?

use your hands
shave down, never up

I liked that one real thread, it was full of cute art and discussion about ffxi and crafting or something.

Anyone play on Diabolos? Are there any good FCs on this server and is it well populated?

put the foam in your mouth and shave down your wrists about an inch deep

Put some on (only one) hand, then rub it on your face, until you have a thin layer of gel on your whole face.
Shave with your other hand, and do it down, not up (unless you want to hurt yourself).

Also take it easy, it's a very simple thing to do.

>You get to live in the world of FFXIV forever, on one condition...
>You have to be a catboy

Would you accept?

you somehow look gayer than before, inconceivable.

What the fuck do you have against Kiki?

you looked so much better as Au Ra

as long as i'm not gender locked to wearing only male clothes thats fine with me

You lost me at living in this world. No, it fucking sucks and the leaders are fucking retarded.

wtf are u gay?

Don't post my pics from my favorite doujin
what the fuck shirou

but a few of the ebins who joined neo rarex have server firsts to their name

Past server firsts don't matter.

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oh, makes sense

server firsts don't matter

Why does Mado like scat?

I love this doujin...

screw you i'm going to bed

Nothing in the game matters
it all gets replaced in a few weeks with a new patch and only autists care about try-hard raiding

current tier world first matters
but that's about it

I miss Jaiba.

does world first even really matter

im going to buttfuck puttel

Why does Putt like smegma?

Yeah, it's a race to be the very best that no one ever was

>It's a I'd rather ERP all day and complain about nothing to do and make fun of raiders post

Idiot

cute

are there more of these or just the three?

post butt

Come relax and chat on Matues~

ok

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>pictured: the only two people playing on mateus

but there is a catman right behind them

>Can't even spell your own server right

Dumb cat and lizard posters

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catmen aren't people

lizards are not considered people so it's still 2 people in the pic

why you posting personal shit family member

uh
didnt you post this shit last night? you have yourself to blame

>static still stuck on Brawler

>But this can be strengthing us
Chemo is that you?

They're not even awake.

fuck off mittens

fuck off naaki

I would, and then would probably get killed by an angry ladybug at some point shortly afterwards.

>Healer in group blames me for Vortexer wipe at 3% despite the actual person at fault is somebody in their inner circle

And so hours of crafting and arrangement come to a close. Not an extremely productive use of time but it was fun.

I think I'd pass, there's a lot of other game worlds I'd much rather be in than Eorzea

Why do you enjoy shitting in diapers?

I'm honestly not baiting; I'm curious. Why do you like poop? What is so exciting about it to you?

That looks pretty nice.

chemo stop trying

>bait hour

I'm out

Shitting in diapers does not equate to a scat fetish.

is that a midlander maid I see?

Mado is scatty!

Scat scoot!

She loves to poop!

Oh yeah!

She's got the scat!

Scat scat squort!

Shampoo hungry.

>tfw no duo of handsome vanilla chocolate crafter elezen to be your butlers and make you whatever you want

Fuck.

I'm not even going to debate this one, Mado.

why do people use random jap terms? it looks cringeworthy

Mado isn't the only person in this thread that likes wearing diapers.

NAKA NO