/dsg/ - Soulsborne General

SL80.
>intentionally cutting yourself off from normie playerbase
>just to have inflated stats
LMAO

Who's idea was it to give an NPC a weapon that kills a boss in 5 hits and stunlocks it with chained knockdowns?
You literally never have to attack Yhorm and he dies to Siegward. How is that even a bossfight?

There is only one official one, and that is 120.

girl (male)

70-80-ish, +8 weapons..
That's what I'm at when I invade Lothric.

Guys, after penetration Anri just kind of lays there. I think I should have married someone else

>Tch, funny that I would find a weakling like you here. I was getting bored anyway. Draw your weapon.

>Cancifer is at 120
Good thing I stayed at 99

>he thinks normalfags stop leveling
normalfags never stop leveling, friend

reminder that gwynevere might be dlc if she's actually the queen of lothric as the divine blessing description suggests.

Who else would you have penetrated instead?

You do realize that all of the SL80 people will dump in SL100 which will then beat out SL120, right?

>amazing chest ahead

Not him, but Karla.

You do have to save him first.

>not going SL 89

At SL 80 I have 40 str, 19 dex, 27 vigor and 34 end. Is this a decent build? How many levels should I have in VIG and END? Mostly using greatswords

>a totally-unspammable-and-super-secure official strawpoll
> 4% of the vote more than another option defines a consensus

You mean the stinky witch?
I would too.

Isn't that a mistranslation?
Either way, I'd like to meet the Queen, considering how absurdly fucked up Lothric is.

She's rosaria and the divine blessing does not suggest jack shit
Even for the very unlikely case that she isn't rosaria and that she is in the DLC, she would be just as wrekt as rosaria because it wouldn't be le fallen from grace enough for Dark Souls if she still was the way we knew her.

Never forget her beautiful splendor, that's a beauty that shouldn't be forgotten for ages to come.

Goddamn it from just give me a new princess guard I beg thee

>tfw just here to land the flip

I need to unfuck this build and let go of the 30 faith

The least they could have done was make divine pillars not terribad

This, plus, it's not like people don't have lower level builds specifically for invading anyway.

The fuck are you even trying to say? Slv 100 can interact with Slv 120 just as easily.

Firelink GS L2 hit like a truck
>you can manually aim this shit
I hope Twin Brothers GS will be strong too

POLLING 101: the sl80s would almost certainly change their votes to sl100 if sl100 and sl120 were the only options

the mean of this poll is sl103, and the median is sl100

this is why countries with more than 2 parties don't hold winner-take-all elections

>The women laughing in Aldrich's track

Fuckin' nice.

>just found out about Gertrude possible being gwynevere's daughter
>she was angelic
>feather fucking everywhere
>she was defiled by lorian's family
FUCK

Not to mention that 100 sits between the brackets and interacts with both, resulting in a greater net popularity.

After picking up the Black Knight Greataxe, I don't think i'll ever be as content with another weapon.

ayy lmao

>very unlikely case that she isn't rosaria
apart form and pose, there's no evidence they're the same.

So where is King Lothric?

I used finger and waited with way of blue for the benefit of dorks.
This guy got at least 10 concords with all the aldritch we killed with one invader always surviving so more could show up.

But then a hacker showed up and I had to alt + f4

It is a mistranslation.
She was "compared" to a certain goddess of fertility.
This "everyone is Gwynevere" meme needs to stop.

Oceiros

Not again, we have been through this so often here. Tired of it desu

>you can manually aim this shit

Wow just like every other weapon.

fuck you with that rosaria shit.

and here's proof she at least had a happy life.

priscilla is so fluffy and adorable, i like her a lot!!

BK Glave is better. More mobile + cool moveset

Oceiros.
Where is his queen?

HNNNNNNNGGGGGG

In his garden.

You did it user, you found your weaponfu, good choice. Treat her right.

Except for the part where a 40/40 BKGA will 2-shot nearly anyone in the game. It 2-shots me at 35 vig/fap+2/steel+2

BKGA is unarguably the strongest weapon in the game. It's DaS1 levels of broken

I lose probably 1 out of 10 pvp encounters. I time the 2h r1 so nicely that I usually get people and when they take the second hit, their vigor can't withstand and I win.

guys guys, what if Rosaria is actually one of gwynevere's daughters?

CGS jump spins. Very small angle

Creepy as fuck, like everything about Aldrich's theme. But what's the lore behind it?

Except Gwynevere's iconic miracle can be made with her soul and that you find her soul where Gwynevere used to be because Leonhard thought the soul of "The Goddess" belongs there, at the exact same spot where you found the sun princess ring.
This is handholding tier lore

like, pretty much every track has a phase that like 90% of players just won't get to hear; abyss watchers, vordt, and gundyr (although you get some of it fighting champ gundyr) are the most notable imo

He deserved a better fight

im so stupid, he was such a lesser fight that i didnt notice, i thought he was just another king

>overpowered fotm shit
>weaponfu
stop using words incorrectly

>bragging about using the equivalent of the chaos zwei

oh fuck off

rosaria is the queen of lothric and also gwynevere's child

>monochrome photography
>line art
>anime
>head
>clothing
When did Google's image search turn to such shit?
There was about a week when it could find cropped porn, no problem. Looks like Hirame, can't be sure

see I can believe that much more than your silly grasping for gwynevere being the new grub lady.

It'll be restored in Dark Souls 3: Titties of The Dank Goddess

Except the chaos zwei only beats shitters, the BKGA is actually good.

We see her several heavenly children and their cribs. They're maggots.
Don't you like maggots?

>Loving divine pillars too much to give them up

This road only leads to pain user

The Lothric Knight Spear is the actual most OP weapon in the game. All of what makes the estoc good just with double the range and more effective stamina damage.

>the chaos zwei only beats shitters
>the weapon that 2hit stunlocked people that didn't havelstack poise

did you even play dark souls 1?

Not a brag, but that's why I feel comfortable with it. All these fast dudes out there with ss's and whatnot and all I have to do is be patient and play defensively.

yes it's hirame doing league of legends stuff.
there you go now look for it in exhen.

Is it possible to make a blonde hair color in this game? Every combination of colour I try gives me some green moss colour.

Google censors itself now.

Where is it exactly, I can't seem to hear it.

>Gwynevere's iconic miracle
Her handmaidens also had her miracles, which is why the squidlmaos in Duke's Archive had it. But nah senpai, you're right, both Rosaria AND Dancer are literally Gwynevere, and not the descendants that we are explicitly told she has. Queen of Lothric is also Gwynevere because only Gwynevere can make Divine Blessings.
You are an intellectual juggernaut, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

All you have to do is hit them once and they're dead, you mean. Use whatever you want, user, but don't glorify a literal 100 to 0 weapon

sounds like you need to git gud, bud.

it is; it's a LoL doujin

i'd be down for the Lost Titties trilogy

Titties of the Dank Goddess
Titties of Courland
Titties of the Sands

Roll
BS

its move set is shit and its slow
glaves shit on it and its incredibly easy to parry

It's not silly grasping when it's smashed into your face. Until proven wrong, thinking that Rosaria is Gwynevere isn't exactly far fetched. We see all (all) of Gwyn's other children return, including Gwyn himself in some fucked up way. Only makes sense that memeazaki brings her back too

If poise mattered, it would be even more amazing. As it stands, the attacks are too slow to make it super OP.

>roll
>the zwei user rolls instead of mindlessly 2h r1 spamming

so, you didn't play dark souls 1

Yes.

Nice how you ignored where the soul is found.
I think lore is not for you user. It's okay.

Gundyr, Cripple Princes, Oceiros and Artorias fanboys have the best themes.

yes its hirame

>All this talk about Gwynevere.

This interests me. I think im obsessed with her guise. I'm always going on about being a sunslut.

i tried it but i just couldnt seem to do well with its moveset, should i go back is it worth it?

He'll have one
As your ally

enjoy your havelstocs and tripfags

16 str 18 dex 50 faith

Blessed Astora GS +9
165+203 (368)
D+C+A scaling

Lightning Astora GS
122+26 164+206 (148+370) [518]
D+D+S scaling

why would anyone ever go blessed?

doujin-moe.us/th9g36xj bretty gud

It's "found" with an NPC that clearly has a few screws loose, and accuses you of murdering Rosaria.
You're an idiot.