SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

It still tickles me that shit I made ages ago is still hanging around and occasionally reposed

why is there a pony in there

Just to piss you off.

Can you explain more about what happened?

joke's on you, I'm a horsefucker

Jokes on you.So am I.

Don't worry I got 'em in the end. The station's safe

Why is Tech Rose the best SS13 artists?

Dude I just want to know the story cause I'm confused and I don't know what all your memespouting is about.

>tfw someone knows and you're always worried they'll rat you out to the thread

Forgot my picture

Because of the breadth and quality of their content.

>tfw steam profile is subtle horsefucker shit
>but ckey isn't attached so nobody will know who i am

an infallible plan

ss13.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=446

Who knows

>tfw monkey yourself, never put your headset back on and just do surgeries and window slam+bite all shift
Good times

>tfw steam profile is memes
>but horsefucker friends

nothing wrong with having horsefucker friends, user, as long as they aren't rabid autists about it

ckeys?

Xenonia

It's >implying i'm fuckin telling you m8

xevonix

Intigracy invited me to his house for some sweet, sweet loving.

What should I take with me besides condoms so I don't end up preggo?

sorry I mispelled my ckey this is my real ckey

a camera to film your dirty deeds

share vid after

maybe a dragon dildo to put up your ass too

This thread is rapidly taking a nosedive.

Post spess.

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Who's your favorite otp?

we should have had another turkey day last year

Hime x Vulgaris

the bananas had spirit breaker in them.

Even though they were completely useless, I miss botany1 kudzu. It was so nice to get 100 potency and run around with 200 seeds planting them everywhere you can hack to.

>mfw uploading shit to the booru en-mass.

the dead wizard trapped in a window?

Kammerjunk x Soul-Consuming Loneliness

>players can use holopads to communicate

Huh, really? I never fussed with them cause they're badly placed

>that sweet janiborg
>ruined by that fucking lizard thing
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Tech-Rose
That name seems familiar

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh yes

Yeah the discord was great before Xevonix showed up, but now it's such a circle jerk

too bad sweetie im here to stay and theres nothing you can do about it :^))

Why do energy swords inflict brute damage? Energy weapons cause burns. Light sabers, which are the direct "inspiration" (copy) burn. But eswords do brute.

Haven't played in a while
Is xenobio still rng:the job?

That's genetics, but close.

>slipped on lube into a portal

EXTREEEME CLOWNING

Lube truly is the highest form of comedy.

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It still is pray for the good splits, but with the new toys it got in a past update, it has some fun stuff if you stick to it. Check out the slime reactions on the wiki for a full list, here is some.
>Golems are now a true race and have blood. (you can use A. slime toxin on them to make them a slime)
>Adam. slime cores can now make bananium and phazon.
>Green can make various chems.
>Blacks can make both kinds of nanobots.
>Dark blue can make slime nutrient which makes slimes grow up instantly.

Would headcrabs be a fun antag?

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No, see: borer

Smut dump incoming to the booru

What about

>one borer at roundstart
>goal is to get a slug in everyone's head

Like cult but borers

>brain friend that can make drugs and give you a super liver
I see nothing wrong with this

>Goal is to double the playercount

Borer was an antag in the past but was changed due to it being a shit round type because of the requirements. I've been in a round where I had roughly 10 borers alive and playing xenobio.
>Hour in and borers are in full swing
>Have a borer of my own says that there is about 10 borers alive at one point
>Borers are in captain, HoP, QM, a few other people
>Im ordering crates for eggs and pizza
>QM borer says that hes outside science with the crates
>Walks down about half way in science and stops
>Starts talking randomly, likely to his borer saying that he can't do it
>Keeps going on about it
>The mad man explodes but doesnt cause any major damage
>See his borer leave his head and crawl into ducts
>Decide not to eat the pizza
>Round ends and I find out that one of the borers had antag objective: Kill the xenobiologist.
He could have called a whole army of borer heads to come and kill me.

gbt bay

nyet, I still have 200 odd images to add to the booru.

Stop posting my pictures you quintuple self-inserting nigger

Some borers would be npcs

I.E.; allow borers to jump between borer'd players

I'm just posting everything I have mate. Feel free to tag shit if it's yours.

Everything I posted is meant for the thread only. Lest fucking reddit adopts it as "meme"

Aside from a scant few images, most of the stuff I've pulled is from the TG station forums, weird russian SS13 sites, deviantart, google images, tumblr or stuff I've made myself.

Besides, I was under the impression that the general was the only real place that knows about the booru in the first place.

What's the point of being a mime? No really, what do you do that isn't already being done by an assistant or a clown?

Build a farm in maint and gain the approval of the crew. Be the hero the station needs but doesn't know they have. Mime is also a person who isn't expected to explain things to others, when you see the clown dragging a locker into maint, you ask him what is he doing. If you see a mime walking into maint with a locker, you stand and watch as you know that you will never get a straight reply and you just let him do his thing.

They're supposed to be classy performers in contrast the clown's wacky shenanigans
It just doesn't really happen that much

Encourages creative emote use when almost fucking nobody uses emotes.
Noscream hardmode.
Wall shenanigans.
Provides the clown with either a rival or an ally.

>19 players
>4 ready
D E A D G A M E

Are kids still in school? Everyone shouts summer, but the numbers say otherwise.

No the Amerilards are just sleeping right now

I believe schools let out sometime this month. Not sure when, though.

>wake up this morning after a dream that involved violently murdering waifus
>it was merely a dream

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

>wake up after a dream that involved having my cervix tickled by intigracy
>it was merely a dream

>wake up this morning after a dream that involved violently murdering waifus because it was basically FFX with waifus as summons
>it was merely a dream

if you are the RD, and several peoples screams on comms that the borgs are rogue, and you blow up them, but they weren't rogue
are you going to get bannu?

lock them first and find out for sure

I doubt it, since they can just be rebuilt. It's not like you're killing them.

I JUST WOKE UP FROM A SPESS DREAM.
>comms goes down as a lot of bad shit happens, shuttle gets called, ragtag group forms to get to escape
>in that group, see an engineer with a two-handed energy saw with a shitty sprite, don't know if that's a PDA uplink weapon or not
>we see a paramed and we can somehow instantly see his roundend info, he's a tator that bought the paramed-only items: two of a rainbow-color berry seeds that give you chloral when planted, and a passive buff that makes all poisonous plants give more chemicals (why is this related to parameds and why didn't he go to chemistry)
>the shuttle gets replaced with some stairs in central starboard hallway that lead out of the station into a tropical forest with a clearing that has a massive fucking ark (this is the shuttle now)
>on the way there someone is throwing around a huge stack of frozen pancakes like frisbees
>when we get there there's a Vox just spamming a multi-shot syringe gun that shoots 4 syringes at once in a fan shape, there is a bug that gives it infinite shots as fast as you can click and all the syringes have cyanide
>I grab a syringe midair and harmsyringe it but that one syringe only had spaceacillin (???)
>admins get bored and teleport the Vox into one of the classrooms in my college and spawn huge chickens that are immune to syringe guns and they mangle the Vox very graphically
>round end info says the shuttle got recalled and ETA was 7 minutes (???)

tl;dr

tl;dr: Vox a pox

tl;dr: tl;dr

gas

Also I didn't even read the thread first, didn't know people were shitposting about their dreams
What does it mean???

Stealthy griff. It's a good role to pick if you speak english like it's your eighth language too.

>It's a good role to pick if you speak english like it's your eighth language too.
That's why Sue rolled Mime.
Crazy Spaniard bastard.

>Our eswords
raw.githubusercontent.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/Bleeding-Edge/sound/weapons/blade1.ogg
>Eswords everywhere else
raw.githubusercontent.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/dev/sound/weapons/blade1.ogg

A Commissar security role, who leads the officers. Warden still takes care of the brig, and HoS is the Overall chief of them all.
Y/N

The second one is nice and all, but it doesn't really sound like the person is being "hit" by anything.