DotA 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: https//www.killurself.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for our boys vega

whose the most fedora hero?

why is sheever casting

guys what if....

Radiance Slark

>Lose to a Meepo because he played smart even though his teammates were retards
S-Smurf guys!

First for the goddess.
What an ugly young man.
I want to become a pro.
You will succ my simen.
Porn for dotafaggots.
7 seconds stun.
Make some normal thread.
Bum.jpg
Tony Slark on mid.
I am Brewmaster.
Arcana set only for 199.99?
(Author of this post was warned.)
>implying
>ka-boom
Let's go.

If ET's ultimate hex everybody fix it?

Gentlemens, i have an important question.
When I ordered a pizza, the order brought a beautiful Girl with slender legs, face 9/10. I told her to wait outside the door, and now I think to invite her to him or not. What would you recommend? Jack Daniels cooked.

Why are those idiots switching between games?

>League
>Requires skill to land abilities

>Dotard
>All abilities are Unit target or have a huge ass AoE

wtf is with bulldog fag

You don't understand what skill means. Play LoL.

:3

>veno and venge banned


How will diggity win this game now :-D

She already TPed out you 3k-fag.

Ask alfa-hikka.

CM is still the best Girl!

Versafag master race where we @?

I remember once I tried to take care of one girl at school. She gave me on the first date. I doubt that someone would be able to stand in its place, after presented to Jack Daniels and the iPhone 6.

20th for why is sheever here

Guys... post lewds.

versatility doesnt even make sense on those type of graphs

i warned you about aghs mirana lads

>That Walter White cutout

Top lel

DUDE :--DDD

>razer

Why do people keep picking Puck now? was the buff to his orb speed that big of a deal?

i warned you about salmonella

Hooked 2k-3k barmaglots

They want to lose their games

but that's fish

dude, ranged creep deny

Hahehah look at me
I am the awesome old faggot as well
Wew look at me go

Rate me guys.

ERA
STANDING IN THE BACK

LIKE A KEKOLD

Wanna suck my hooks, 3k-goven?

Today decided to try the dolphin . I ordered a batch of 18 thousand dollars from a local chef's elite restaurant . Delivered smuggling . I advise everyone . And you and continue to guzzle cheap hamburgers and fries . Greetings from Milan .

4k govno you?

NOW THIS IS RUSSIAN THREAD

MAX REPOST

gopnik/10

web.archive.org/web/20150611154013/http://a.pomf.se/cydhkx.webm
I can't believe I still have this

I would never eat chicken not well done.

Tebe zdes' ne radi

pls post feet

navi??
empire??!!
M5 :--D

>implying this thread wasn't already russian

based

>2017
>still no audio webms on vg

Glad to see u, oldfags. President is here?

...

Why don't they play mafia or do fun shit during the games like the last 2 Hubs?

batya/10

based fucking cap.
does anyone have a screenshot of him calling out cuck drayich on twitter?

>mafia
that killed the hubs you fucking mongoloid they stopped casting just to play le epin mafia

How to make a living from d2g

1. Buy expensive peripherals
2. Put foot or pets near them
3. Take pictures and upload them to d2g
4. Sell (you)s on the market

requires too much effort

FREE
EGGS

F E
R G
E G
E S

>put foot

wait, i havent tried this yet
ill put my feet on desk next time

How do we fix antimage

when does Kaipi play?

everytime some fuck picks AM i pick kunkka and dedicate my life to hunting that fucker down until he realizes that getting 30 min battlefury is not good gpm

>x magina
>he blinks away
fucking retards i tell you

>implying this goven was not squeezed

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Turn him into an Anti-Strength mage

thats lifestealers

What if mana break burned health instead of mana?

No, its slark.

thats a big lass

>Synderen

this was the logic behind clan_gulag building MoM on AM instead of mana break

Why would he even waste a tp there?

what if mana break instead of dealing damage based on mana lost removed mana based on the amount of damage dealt
would he be viable then
just fucking wait, it's going to be ams future memeaghs

until he saw the genius behind HotD posting

it's amazing how terrible bts is

>No information or insight into standings
>No information given as to how important each match is for each of the teams
>have like 20 casters and still have some games not casted
>forcing slacks meme cast
>main stream is basically just a rehost of another cast
>No replays or highlights of other games played during the main stream
>Not even fucking popup showing if another game has finished and the outcome
>Removing the fun stream where people just did whatever they wanted and instead just have a completely sterile panel for the mainstream
>STILL HAVE EMPTY DOWNTIME DESPITE HAVING 24 PEOPLE THERE

what the fuck is this shit hub? LD what the fuck are you doing

this is test

thats a huge nerf

God damn I love dem pussy bumps

>mfw modelers are putting them onto female vidya characters in tight clothing for accuracy

Based.

>pick visage
>"I will farm safe lane"
>Tango, RoB, Quelling Blade
>Disassemble RoB into Tranquils, Medallion
>Build Aghanim's Scepter
>You are now the most powerful manfighter, ganker,teamfighter and pusher in the match
>There is no late game

yeah that was many years and patches ago

flat amount + scaling amount
ez

Guys, it's not fair that some people have to lose. I always feel so much worse losing than I do winning and it is probably 100x worse for pro-players and people who come 2nd and below for something important in their real life.

I wish I lived in a universe where everyone could be a winner and nobody ever feels bad and nobody has to do those shitty jobs like bus driving and moving boxes and stuff. i always feel terrible doing my cushy desk job doing nothing all day for more money than the shitkickers of society

He's a jew, he is jewing you and there is nothing you can do about it. Oy vey

Can our guy Synderwin do it despite having Era and Qojqva on his team?

>141138831
>zindermann
>our guy

>like 3 or 4 tomatoes just cut up with no prep beyond that

How poor are you?

Reddit leave pls

no

for you

>trapping during esports

youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs

What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself?

Do something to help the shitkickers then

princess celestia

How to play Juggernaut as a pusher and end the game in 20 minutes?

I'm n-not sure that's a hero...

what is a vlads void meme?

just give in to her pristine plumage

>picking kunkka
You countered yourself

it wasnt tho

he realized it after seeing some enlightened acolyte posting here about Hotd 3 orb phantom lancer
then he updated his build for cliff jungle am

it was around 6.79 so not that long time ago in dota scale

>slav dota