/dsg/ Dark/Demon's Souls General

Xth for you guys are my only friends

I want to sniff Karla's soles

>invade as blue
>FINALLY
>red disconnects

Archery build possible in DS3? I kinda want to try a bow and arrow run, but not sure where to start.

is it me or are all the twinblades garbage

that phantom is THICC

Things going from bad to worse to worser

x+5th for go out

I NEED

THE BEST

CE MADE

DONKS

posting again because I don't know what thread we're using

does upgrading your chime/talisman affect heals? also what's the best chime/talisman for healing?

Sellsword? Yes, they've been trash since the network test.

>Wants to be a firekeeper but fails miserably.
>Such a failure even the knight who's dedicated his entire life to protect her locks her up.
>The moment she even touches 50 Shades of Londor she starts acting off.

No standard is a shit standard user.

Can someone post a sl80 pyro build please?

sharp

Why do you guys hate the Darksword so much?

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>14 hours in
>only just got passed crystal sage
I thought this game is supposed to be shorter compared to the previous ones? Damn the areas are so fucking huge and there are so many hidden spots I keep getting lost and going around in circle. Also, fuck Farron Keep and Basilisks, managed to snuffed out 2 flame pedestals but it's so annoying I just said fuck it and proceed with the main path.

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>When you an an invaderbro work together to fuck up a host.
Also why is the host called "Big Hat Logan" but dressed as Artorias and a girl?

They're scared of pvp and just want phantoms to hold their hand through the whole game.

They hate it because they haven't learnt to set-up parry yet.

>Dark Souls 2 sells 650k lifetime on pc
>3 sells 650k in first 2 weeks
Dark Souls is the hip new thing.

Status effects exsanguinate motherfuckers and shit.

>man I really want to use a scythe
>I could probably use the Pontiff Scythe at a fairly low level since S scaling in Dex
>I wonder how it's weapon art works too
>enchant with frost
>Oh that's cool as fuck
>go to duel land
>90 damage
>90 damage
>90 damage
>90 damage
>90 damage
>you have frostbitten them
>by the way, frostbite sucks dick
Scythes are fucking terrible in Dark Souls 3

I just wanted to go back to playing my Gehrman Build from Bloodborne

>Make Pyro build with intent to use Witch whatever whip for assery
>Find out you can't sequence break into grand archives for whatever reason

Once I finally got there I lost the will to actually try and use it over trying out a chaos infused Astora Greatsword.

GODRICK

>it's so annoying I just said fuck it and proceed with the main path.
Jokes on you, that is the main path.

>50 Shades of Londor

>what you want senpai?
>you know the grand archives?
>say no more

>He doesn't know about Gotthard's

Easily top tier

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Why is every Gatsu using the dark sword and wearing fallen knight set?

>Summon a purple for a duel
>I try to do the empty my flask thing before we fight
>He offhand glitch sacred flames me while I'm doing it

:(
Can't trust purples

Except it's easy as fuck to parry.
>Hold block
>wait for the first hit to hit your shield
>the second it does press parry
>gratz instantaneous parry
I hate it because;
>xbox huge damage
>no stamina cost, can swing it 6 times with minimal endurance
>long as fuck
>phantom range on it makes it near as big as the washing pole

If a good player uses it. It becomes nigh unbeatable.

>Not even donning the magnificent giant hat as homage.
Now that's just plain rude.

>using a shield

>giving filth such as 50 Shades of Neo New Londo to someone so pure
Talk about failing miserably.

I don't know why they gave the ability to be able to literally break stray demons legs if it only ever happens when he's a love tap from death anyway.

The giant hat in this game is godawful
I use Karla's hat because it's pretty awesome

I've given Orbeck two scrolls so far, is he going to stick around, or fuck off?

Because fuck demons

>ENB hasn't released a new episode.

I want to see him get fucked by the S-Beast in the swmp.

>at a fairly low level since S scaling in Dex
do you know what scaling does? if it had acceptable damage at low dex, it would be obscenely powerful at 40 dex, meaning it HAS to have low base

How many character slots?

>guy called "twitch"
>literally does nothing other than hide away in the corners in boss fight hoping other people kill the boss

nice

>can't change character name

FUCKING WHY

YOU CAN COMPLETELY REMAKE YOUR ENTIRE FACE, IN SECONDS UNLEARN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE LEARNED AND LEARN SOMETHING NEW, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE TO CALL YOU WITH A DIFFERENT NAME?

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

r8

pyro stat management is a bitch in this game :|

>Relic purged so hard, Chaos isn't even playable in DoW3
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

low/80

Because it opens him up to a critical for a somewhat satisfying finish.

I had more trouble killing Hawkwood than Nameless King. Fucking poise on Hawkwood was insane.

I have 40 dex. It's just a shit weapon.

Are Mirrah Chain pyjamas the ugliest leggings?

>epicnotalivebaby
fuck off back to ledit kid

>when you spend 7 minutes hassling the BR host and his twink phantom

where is the updated version?

SOMEONE POST A SL80 PYRO BUILD PLEASE

>drop some dude i summoned a flamberge because he's using a claymore
do you think he'll appreciate it guys?

Tips on Aldrich?

I don't wanna summon, I can get close, but the moment I attack he either AoE's the fuck out of their in my face or does some bullshit arrow which pretty much one-shits if I don't have my shield up

Or at the very least they could alert you if your name is censored when making it. Youd think there would be a white list for words among their banned ones. You know. Like KNIGHT MAYBE

Are the normalfags done playing this now?

That really pissed me off, they were easily the most entertaining faction in DoW1/2 with their voicework.

I don't even know how the fuck to make good quality webms :^)

>max vitality for physical defense numbers
>kit out in heavy armor of choice cause equip load for days
>dark sword R1 now hit for 140 max

>>literally does nothing other than hide away in the corners in boss fight hoping other people kill the boss
I honestly prefer hosts to do that instead of spamming r1 and eating shit every time the boss attacks.

Just tallow my shit up.

It's for invading

Invade people with normal weapons and feel really good when you win.
It's the best feeling really. I hate all this LE BEST SWORRDDD XD shit. I use a fucking short sword from the shop.

Corvian is best scythe

I really like what they look like with Pontiff Knight Armor since it has a lot of Chain already on it.

>the purple in the back
fucking kek

How so? The scaling is the best of the mage classes for most of the game.

this one?

You say like the short sword is bad. It's one of the best weapons in the game along with all straight swords.

Well, what is it?

THE FUCKIN' MAD MAN

>Target Destroyed

>all those blueberries waiting to get summoned
10 OUTTA FUCKIN 10

>or does some bullshit arrow which pretty much one-shits if I don't have my shield up
Use the pillars.

I tried it out on my Hollow Bleed build with 40 Luck 40 Dex.

Was no where near as good as the Carthus Curved Greatsword or Warden Twinblades.

The only way I'd keep using it, is if FROM removed the Sweet Spot bullshit. Especially since Halberds don't have the Sweet Spot bullshit

kek

for the same reason that CDProjektRED made Gaunter O'Dimm show up in the background of every cutscene in the Hearts of Stone expansion, disguised as another character. No one noticed, but when you do notice it is there, there's this amazing feeling that the developer cares and actually puts these neat details in their games.

>ember up going through irithyll dungeon
>even finger myself
>not a single invasion
What the fuck is this all about? This seems like the most sadistic place to invade and I get not even one invasion in 15 minutes?

Anybody on PS4 willing to trade a +2 Havels ring or +2 Ring of Favor? I can trade some other stuff. Some weapon drops and such if I have it.

I need both of them to be able to fatroll on my Eygon character

>I use a fucking short sword from the shop.
lmao wow dude

>Listen to DS1 soundtrack on YT
>Enter Firelink shrine, game music is on
>Dark ending firelink theme and Gwyndolin's theme in almost perfect sync

>invaded by yellowfinger heysel npc
>fighting the two watchdog NPCs
>invaded by human watchdog
>4v1
>sweating
>win
wew that was fun

Courland

WHY DOES ANYTHING THINK I CAN BE KILLED