/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

nth for reddit hearthstone community sucks and blizzard should stop promoting it so much

Seriously, why do people BM, especially in THIS game, this fucking childrens card game.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some assmad faggot who got "ebin shrekd" by a freezemage that roped me or something, I'm a forever rank 15 casual that only play this shit in uni class whenever the teacher says shit I've read before or in the toilet breaks when friends arent around.
However, I just watched a clip where my beloved Trump got BM'd by a freezefag, and it got me thinking.
What kind of mental illness or underlying problems causes someone to derive pleasure from "ebin rope BM"? Do they have so little power in their daily life that they feel the need to exploit every little advantage they get?

I seriously feel more sorry for the one BM'ing than the one getting BM'd, this little shitstain of a human being sits there, actively thinking "oh yeah, I fucking GOT HIM NOW, UHNGH FUCK!!!!!!" and proceed to waste precious seconds of their ONE life enacting some state of "controll".

Did they get fucking beaten by their dad? Doesn't anyone love them? Do they feel so fucking miserable they sink to such a low?

Honestly, you may sit there thinking "lmfao, it's just a PRANK BRO XD DON'T BE MAD IS JUST A GAME", but no, this is a sign, that person has problems.

Fucking BM shitters, fucking hell. Sportsmanship out the window.

Faggots.

Yah cuz you're lucky retard it's literally all luck it only matters what u get from the webspinners.

BUTT STATUS: RAVAGED

People like you are the very reason why I BM. I know you care, therefore I spam emotes.

card advantage
That's really it, don't trade like a dumbass and don't just go face

how do you feel about all of the wotog cards flavor text being reddit memes

>my brother hasn't played in a while
>he's rank 25
>watch him as he spams "wow" at these worse-than-shieldbearers
That's just the way some people are.

>copypasta
>cropped anime porn
>reference to (you) cancer in filename

trash it

That's Amazing!

>not mad
>gets mad
Lol dawg it's just funny because you don't get to see their reaction. Also bming was a huge part of face hunter strats the more angry the control deck got the worse they played

>hurr mind games are super legit guys
Please, stop pretending you're any good at this game.

Dude face hunter didn't require skill it was a funny meme to bm while playing it. I feel like you're the one with anger and control issues my guy

Astonishing!

You faggots need to learn some etiquette. Not using the emotes is the worst manner.

Greetings, my name is Genesis Valentine, and I, have a request. A friend recently asked me what card I would be if I was in this, amazing game, and this, is what I answered with, pay close attention friend:

If I was a card, I would be the strongest one, in fact, I would be so strong, that the developers wouldn't be able to nerf me, because if they somehow did that in this hypothetical case, they would die, as my katana HF Murasama would cut their computer IN HALF, yes, it can do that, I can prove it but not now. Pic is the closer I can get to what my card could be, but honestly I'm being too humble, if the developers decided to put me in their game, my card would probably win the game INSTANTLY.

Yes, my request is to actually be in the game, it may sound weird to you, but I deserve to be in it. Why? Well, let's say my achievements need some attention, let me mention some... easy yet hard to achieve ones:

Reached legend without taking a single bit of DAMAGE, it was quite the challenge, but, after some dedication, I did it.

100 in 10 challenge? Please, how about the 120 in 10 CHALLENGE, yes, it is possible, and I, did it, I have a screenshot of it, and if someone wants it, I will provide it. What's even better? I only used NORMAL CARDS, I didn't get a single legendary in all of those ten arenas.

Yes, I'm quite the special player, but what I've talked about is, only the surface. I am an honorable player, and I haven't bought a single pack with real money, as, in my opinion, would give me an advantage against anyone, but, I have given Blizzard money for the amazing and deep game they've made.

Also, I've never BM'd someone, as I start a game I greet my opponent, I never make any comments on their way to play, and when I win, I end it with a nice Well played. But, if they dare to BM me, well, let's say my HF Murasama is not going to stay sheathed.

Blizzard, I think you deserve to immortalize me in your game, so I give you my permission, to do it.

K I L L

A N D U I N

>playing Tavern against mage
>have lethal, enemy board cleared
>opponents starts to rope
>hovers over my portrait with a spell trying to get me to concede
>finally casts it before turn ends
>it was just a Flame Lance

Do people really fall for that shit?

This is now the most cancerous card in the game (in standard). It took the title from imp-losion as it rotated out.

What is the greatest bm of all time?

I for one am glad Blizzard reduced the size of the hero pool down to three. It's so relaxing to only have to choose between Shaman, Paladin, and Warlock. Having all those other superfluous classes only bogged down the game and made it too complex. I don't even have to think anymore, I just pick one of the three and dump my hand every turn, filling the board with under costed garbage. Thank you for this expansion blizzard, it really made the game super easy and fun again for people like me

hearthstones become unplayable

its as bad as the fucking annoying captcha

mfw that damn Tuskar summons a Totem Golem every fucking time

Dr. 4 says hello

(you)

Is C'Thun the way to go for Renolock now? Every Renolock I've seen on ladder filled their missing curve with C'Thun cards.

>didn't require skill
I never said that. You're merely stapling a commonplace argument on me since you're so assblasted that someone on the internet made fun of you for not being a rank 1 legend you shieldbearer.

yes

No, There's literally no RNG involved with the card, so it's not frustrating in the slightest.

Who is it lads?

Its only so overstat-ed that if you don't have removal for it the turn you play, the game is done, coinciding with the BGH nerf the card is bonkers every drop versus bonkers every few like Dr. 3. I liked when Tuskar was just "strong" but didn't have so much ridiculousness to back it up with this expansion.

That belongs in a museum!

DIE, INSECT

Quick question, is the trade prince worth it these days? I don't really play rogue that much and when I do I hardly use him. I kinda wanted the kinky bug out of the legendaries and not sure if I should dust the goblin.

What are u even saying? Why are you telling me what I feel? You know nothing about me lol why are you so mad that you need to project emotions on me to insult? Like I don't really care what anyone on the chin says cuz I mean it's anonymous. Why do you feel the need to create this persona where I'm upset and your insulting me? Are you depressed? Lonely perhaps? Idk it sounds like a you problem if you ask me

Do you guys still have fun? It feels like classic (kind of) again.

Guess I have to stop playing every 3 days and just play it on weekends.

So uhhhh... What class is each color... I'm being srs

Nice bait

hearthstats.net/

Scroll down a bit and you can hover over the colours. Warrior numbers kind of went ham from the infestation of zoolocks

>aggro shaman burst me down to lethal and BMs
>i pop forbidden healing
>he concedes
Taking out the trash one shaman at a time

I'm actually completely fucking serious I even looked at the portraits on my deck screen. I'm assuming brown is war. Is orange Druid and grey rogue? The others I think I got

Should I bite the bullet and finally craft justicar? I'm sick of playing zoo for the thousandth time and I have all the other cards for control warrior. Either that or rag for patron war. Maybe n'zoth for memes?

Any class better than Rogue for grinding gold cap in this Brawl?

>Asking about a wild legendary
nigga nobody plays that mode

This brawl is slow as fuck. Play constructed instead.

Fuck it guys, I'm done.
Still losing to face shamans because even with a deck tecched to beat them hard, whiffing on one turn kills you.

I'm switching sides. Time to hit some faces with doomhammer.

Rag is not needed in Patron. I mean, it's not bad either, another big threath I guess, but the deck works perfectly even without him. Grom is more important.
Anyway Justicar is good and you can use her even in Priest, so she's ok.
Ragnaros is also good in general though. Your call man.

They correspond to the World of Warcraft class colors that you'll see in the chat box.

flamewaker continues being a broken piece of shit as usual, good thing its still around for a year

man
i did not except standard to become even more expensive than pre-wotog

>Check stats
>Literally never lost to a mage since Standard was implemented
Umm Jaina?

zoo and shaman are cheap as dirt

Most of them do

Justicar is great still for lots of warr decks.

N'zoth I've had success with for both death rattle rogues and hunters. Either are worth the craft imo

I'd bet most people here haven't played WoW

The picture probably used grey for priest, since their color in WoW was white but that wouldn't stand out against the background.

Yeah but those decks are boring as shit
Instead of zoo, I have been trying to find the next best handlock deck

> Six matches in the tavern brawl
> Still no win

I want to die.

r8 my arena deck

fat

N'Zoth pally is a beast. What do you ant to paly more? Wallet warrior or wallet pally? N'Zoth is also used in rogue and hunter lists, though I think he's too slow for them.

Every day when I get tired of losing to the same Shaman, Paladin, and Druid decks, I load up my Anyfin Can Happen deck and play a game or two. Just playing that one card and having a board full of Murlocs makes it all worth it. I'm even debating crafting a set of golden ones just because I enjoy it so much.

If you want to get the fun back, just play Wild for a bit. All your older fun decks are still there and you don't have to deal with the narrow meta of Standard.

You're fucked in the late game but could scrape a few wins maybe

Shaman faggots should really kill themselves now. A 7/7 for 4 with no real repercussions is the dumbest shit I've seen in a long time. Not to even mention Evolve. They're bigger fags than mages, and I hate mages with every ounce of my body.

>play Wild for fun

she wold not like you anyway

>devs make good cards for shaman
>how dare they use them

>when yogg gangs himself up

what is the next expansion to be removed?
When that happens?

mage and hunter are literal garbage this format, and of course i got some quest to win games with them

hahahahahahaha

>mfw yogg finishes his rng with Vanish

Let's do it again!

BRM, TGT and LOE are all getting removed when the first expansion of 2017 is released

>tfw shaman is your favourite Warcraft thing since Warcraft III
>get excited for shaman finally getting some love
>everyone BMs you and ropes your battlecry shaman from turn 1

this is not the future I wanted

tempo mage is good

>devs suck cock at designing balanced cards and castrate BGH by making it come out a turn too late against a turn 4 big guy
>people have no right to be a bit disgusted at this blatant cancer

Fucking off yourself for the betterment of mankind, you stupid faggot. Don't forget to play master of evolution on an injured minion for disgusting value.

Yogg uses Vanish then Astral Communication.

At shitter ranks maybe

has savjz leaked the nudes yet?

why rotate out in chunks
why not one by one

I'll play the card like they make them user. Blame the dev, not the players.

as good as any rogue varient, nzoth pally, control warrior, every shaman, etc?

its tier 3 or 4 at this point. can win games with wild swings but is no where consistent enough to keep up with the big dogs

Paladins are my favorite class.
I fucking hated secret shitters with a passion and despised how much Muster went from a necessary band-aid to an aid for aggro shits

I understand those feels.

Probably for a more stable meta.

Can somebody give me a decklist for miracle rogue? I opened Edwin yesterday and Malygos today.

2x auctioneer
2x prep
2x conceal
cleef
poisoned mind
every rogue spell ever

Can't have brawls with own decks now. Blizzard doesn't want to scare off new players the expansion brought.

>Paladin gets another godlike weapon for divine shield aggro decks replacing coghammer
>Hunters didn't get a weapon period to replace glavezooka
Thanks Blizzard

Are there any free bots out right now?
If not, which one of the paid ones offer unlimited licenses and a decent cost effectiveness?

>have not had my jouster win a single fucking duel all day

Literally 0/6. How in the FUCKING CHRIST are you supposed to get a Goddamn healbot replacement in this shitty game.

No malygos? also, no emperor? I just need xaril then.