/pdg/ Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

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>Skill Tree Beta Stream on April 22nd:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/368542585862901723/

>Skill Tree Beta Calculator
payday.drakendomain.net/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Impending Skill Tree Revamps:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/10/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (think Frank found a new maintainer)
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide:
i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6pTPVhptTCM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for still waiting for goat skins to come back.

Second for the easier they make it, the deder it gets

Will they ever un-fuck the balance?

3rd for gay scalies, autistic sode, akillerkenny, rrer and all other great pdg memes

Remember sucks-all-the-dignity-out-of-life-posting? Those were fun times

What about
>getting bullied and harrased for not owning DLCs
>invinting people into Autism awareness group(he sure showed them)

Fuck, I had a cool recording of a Dozer clipping through the ceiling but I deleted the video because I was raging while failing to do some easy achievements and just rage-deleted the recordings from the run.

I found this blurry screenshot. Guess it's the best I can provide unless I manage to recreate this happening again.

Damn, the webm itself would've been great because the highlight added a spooky glow to the whole thing.

...

...

;)

Did they patch out the melee weapon bug already? I'm trying to proc the bug with something other than the kunai and I can't get it to proc.

13th for Pdg-tan added to the game when ?

Never mind I figured out how to proc it.

Basically spam your melee button, and then fire your weapon while trying to sheath it.

It doesn't work on the slower weapons but works on the faster ones.
Specifically melee weapons with long holster times.

Can't find a list for the melee swing / sheath times so I'm just trying all of the ones that look interesting to swing around.

Confirmed to work:
- Kunai
- Motherforker
- Poker (see webm)
- Ursa Tanto Knife (sorta, it stays mostly off-screen)
- Nova's Shank
- Probably all the rest of the knives

Confirmed not to work:
- Katana
- Spear of Freedom
- Morning Star
- Selfie Stick
- Machete
- Weapon Butt
- Fists
- Brass Knuckles

It's only a cosmetic bug. But it's hilarious.

If you want to make it go away, just swing the weapon once more.

Maybe one of the melee perk decks might make the others work if they speed the swinging animations.

Really outdid myself on this one

Players seem to be loving it

Console update soon ;)

We will discuss about it internally.

Side note: You can proc this even with an empty mag.

Works:
- Psycho Knife
- Rivertown Glen Bottle (see webm)

Doesn't work:
- Money wad
- Disappointment Bat
- Bolt Cutters
- Utility Knife
- Electric Brass Knuckles
- Boxing Gloves
- Alpha Mauler
- Telescopic Baton
- Briefcase
- Buzzer
- Great Sword
- Empty Palm Kata
- Metal Detector
- Microphone
- Talons

Hilarious tier:
- Specialist Knives
- Okinawa Style Sais

>[discusses internally]

Is it normal that my game crash when joining games with the host using NGBTO ?

You can also proc the bug by hitting the Inspect Weapon button instead of firing.

The two dual-wield melees are hilarious.

23th for the Beast drill from big bank finally able to benefit from drill skills.

Nerd

y-you too

I'll take your hanging dozer and raise you a stuffed shield.
>Add ballistic knives to the game.
>Can't actually fire them.
gg

players seem to enjoy it ;)

>swedish quality coding.

Looks like some tf2 shit

Dirt bikes drivable when ?

>that feel when you'll never finish train heist with an escape sequence with the four green bikes.

fire traps when

>voluntarily using that skin

Trashley is the only trap you gonna get

jules is the new almir right?

They're all incompetent liars.

>avoiding eye contact with camera
Jules is a cute
cute!

...

>jules is incompetent

fuck you, he's like the only legit dev still working at overkill

autism_awareness.jpg

Welp that explains all the balance issues

What's the best non ictv build for the beta. You guys have been talking about lbv/crook and suit/muscle a lot.

Suit/Muscle is great until you get downed once and have shit for health and shit for dodge, I don't know why it's so popular. Go LBV/Crook.

>Finally got two concealment mods
>Can now use 80's Calling on Jacket's Piece while staying under LB/SB threshhold

Grinder's back to being good. Just run it, swan song, and 14 kits with a suit and you're set. Gotta run sb with it tho. And whatever weapon skills you want for whatever weapons you want.

grinder is arguably better but i've been doing LBV crook with akimbo SMGs to mix things up recently and having a blast

>Check the patch notes to see if they actually rebuffed Grinder.
>There's a typo in the announcement.
OVERKILL QUALITY

GET THE FUCK UP

that beard is an affront to decency

he looks like he eats with his hands

r8/h8 my masks faggets

They're just sunglasses/10
That's nice, dearie/10
HUE HUE PEEKACHOO/10
go back to /pol/ /10
Nobody cares/10
You're a faggot/10
6.5/10
7/10

So do you eat pizza with a fork and knife like one of those weird people

>last two
>not camo/10
>weeb/10
Fixed.

GET THE FUCK UP

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- The First Line (the_first_line)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

WE NEED YOU BUDDY, GET UP!
GET BACK UP AND FIGHT
YOU, GET THE FUCK UP NOW
GET THE FUCK UP
GET OFF THE GROUND
STAND UP
OH, YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
THE PAIN IS ONLY IN YOUR MIND
WAKE UP
GET BACK UP! I DEPEND ON YOU
起き上がって戦え!
NO ONE DIES ON MY TEAM
RESU-FUCKING-RRECTED

is safehouse customization in yet

As I read this, I can her everyone but Wolf, Houston and Chains.
And Jiro, obviously.

>go back to /pol/

>RESU-FUCKING-RRECTED
>NO ONE DIES ON MY TEAM
>GET BACK UP! I DEPEND ON YOU
Never heard any of those. I presume it's a Jimmy, Bodhi and who?
>OH, YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
And this one is Bonnie i guess?

5/10, seen more interesting ones.

Third one sounds like a Clover line so it's probably Sokol.

>refuse any kind of debates regarding balance outside of steam forums threads filled with fucked up peoples,
>butcher weapon stats on a daily basis,
>doesn't even know what kind of damage breakpoints to apply to legendary skins,

Daily reminder that Overkill_Jules is the biggest threat we had for this game since Goldfarb and Almir.

Why can't these just be unlocked if you beat the heists on DW

It's just fucking busywork that isn't even remotely challenging

>doesn't even know what kind of damage breakpoints
I suspect that no one at the overkill aware of breakpoints and can't even understand concept of EHP.

also the hard and vhard skulls look so much better than the dw skull.

Reminder that the entirety of Overkill is incompetent swedes and there are no exceptions to that rule since Simon left. I guarantee you could ask any guy there what his job is and find some random community modder that could do it 5x better.
Overkill>Hard>Vhard>Dishwash
For best effect put the bone/parchment materials on them. The yellow looks like poo.

>I suspect that no one at the overkill aware of breakpoints

At least when they fuck up, they fuck it up totally, they don't stop halfway.

39.9 is a breakpoint though. I think it's is 39.875 or some shit.

waith! there's a button to inspect the weapon?

B

Yeah, press B to put your weapon on the head.

i had no fucking idea, why is this on the game?

I never heard of it until skins came along. Either I was ignorant, or they added the feature to let people justify spending their money.

Devs wanted to copy the csgo skin system, might as well take this feature too.

the saw animation is cute though.

>the saw animation is cute though.
post it, swedish quality takes one hour to update.

>play shadow raid alone for some reason
>open the sewer and try to take the ladder down
>i fail looking at the stairs and end up falling to my death
>get into bleedout and into custody at the start of the stealth heist

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME.

>people play sokol because he's russian and russians are apparently lol funny cyka blyad XD
I hope u dont
[spoilers]not counting fagolas who play him because lol hez qt :D:D[/spoiler]

>saw skills still present in ammo specialist
What the fuck is the point of those? Saw effecient enough without them and nobody use it to kill cops anyway

>Carrying bags to the van in Murky Station
>Bored so trying to cut corners by jumping down the stairs.
>Cut a corner too hard.
Sometimes I miss Borderlands 2 and its no falling damage.

youtube.com/watch?v=6pTPVhptTCM

Did he gave his all to the cs go too?

>mfw using the stalker bandit voice mod for Sokol

Cheeky breeky/10

shit, meant for

Too late, it's my (you) now!

holy shit

just saw that new captain america movie

saw my boy damion in it, even got to speak some lines

>mfw seeing people bothering to play meltdown alone

>mfw 4000 players online

Some people don't even need a commissar to outsmart them.

>Waiting for a grenade launcher legendary skin and really hoping it isn't for the Piglet.

Finally

RNG achievements blow

>tfw there is shitload of 4-man achievment
>i don't have 4 friends who play payday and don't trust pubbies

I'm not in a huge rush anyway

Since I'll have to buy at least one or two DLCs to even get the ones I'm missing

>Have to wait for Halloween to get those achievements

>not fighting captain ever
why do pubs never learn

is the skill tree beta worth it?

You're probably thinking of fake 40's 39.375.

I think 39.5 still qualifies as 40 damage.

40 damage is 40 damage, 39.9 is 39.9

>Captain never shows up on the map
>Stuck on infinite assault anyway

he can take up to five minutes to arrive