Dota 2 - /d2g/

ICEFROG EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: https//www.killurself.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>GOLEM GET YE GONE

I'M FUCKING CRYING OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH TOO FAST

>golem godz

S L A C K S
I S
O U R
G U Y

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

This is fucking hilarious I'm fucking DYING.

>GABEN
LOL

HOLY FUCK I'M DYING

>Gabe with no hat
It's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>they don't realize that reddit has repurposed and repackaged all old /d2g/ memes

>actually calling godz a granite golem

that's actually a good one

>didn't make a charicature out of gaben
>because then you get fired

Who?

"Granite Golem is an asshole, we won't be working with him again."

HOPING FOR SOME JACKY MAO ACTION

People hated TI4 finals because of chink robots vs chink robots 0hype, not because the matches were shit.
If the same plays happened in EU vs NA finals, people would be fucking creaming their pants.

>GREG THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT STADIUM

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN DOTA 2 IGNORE D2G?


WE GET FUCKING LEAKED PATCH NOTES EVERY PATCH TIME.

>actually wanting attention

how to spot a newshit

>John Cena beating up GranDGrant

people hated it because it was literally the same game played out 4 times

everyone in the west wanted rotk to win

who are all these people

shut up
its better this way

As it should be

icefrog actually comes here and takes ideas once in a truly rare while

he also did the PL remake based off /d2g/ suggestig illusions should get a zealot charge from sc2

you are fucking retarded deathball vs deathball was so bad the players weren't even happy they won a couple of millions with it

becuase associating with 4chins is bad PR

even if this site is now more normie than reddit itself, its still le hate machine in most eyes

Dota 2 personalities.

And John Cena.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

because Veeky Forums is not kosher

>forget i had stream muted in other tab
>tab back to close it
>grandgrant is walking onto a WWE stage with slacks casting

I've been well and truly meme'd on.

Seriously where is ixmike88

GERG OP

JOHN CENA KILLED

>NA literally whos
Where the fuck are pros at least

Who's susfan?

>classic stereotypical shane
>he's european
>that's all we know
ok i'm drawn back in

me, owner of DC

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the guy from dota cinema i think

is ld gonna have full jewish attire

>purge giving out tips to the noobs in the crowd
LUL

>chinese
>capable of feeling emotions

>Ameridumbs

>Slacks
God damn it.

>buffed slacks

OUR GUY IS IN

This is fucking amazing.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Draskyl dumping on Maut is the best thing in this.

taking out some aggressions on purge there slacks?

>skreppas

I AM DONE

>bts stealing Veeky Forums memes
>league of legends patches
>dead customs
>reddit runs dota
>no content for fucking ever
nice game

>scotcucks

guys, I think I have figured it out....

Radiance Octomeme Slarko

>slacks has a solid 150 lb of muscle on everyone else
>still getting his shit slapped

>SKREPPAS
>COMBINED GENETICALLY TO CREATE THE BEST OBSERVER

I'M FUCKING CRYING

>Skreppas

its over, they're gone

This shit is making me miss vidya rumble

When did everything go so wrong guys?

he also got that illu created by doppelwalk was supposed to be 100% damage taken

and then he gave me phase shift

im ok with this

>SKREPPAS

Not until valve releases a 3 page essay for every single line in a patch explaining what they did, are we league patch.

and this

Slacks has Body dysmorphic disorder

thumbnail looks like gore

>no james
>no ixmike
>no ld
shit

>can't tell if it's skriff or weppas
>it's both
xd

das the joke

Leave Manila Major to me

this is the equivalent of your friend naming their sims or pokemon after you and going "HAHA HEY user U SUCK AT THIS U JUST DIED THANKS FOR DOING NOTHING" while they're playing

aka autistic and hard to watch

>waah stop having fun

:(((((

Holy fuck this is good

POST THAT WEBM
YOU KNOW THE ONE

>sexual deviant winter
FUCKING HELL

...

i thought jokes were supposed to be funny

SEXUAL DEVIANT WINTER

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>Sexual deviant Winter

>I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE WITH NORMAL WINTER

>winter
>those legs

wow which bts jew came here?

QUICK SOMEONE POST THE WEBM

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>Sexual deviant winter going for a chokehold

>LD turns up like trump

MAKE
IT
HAPPEN

>ee

SEMPAI ENVY

ENVY GOING TO MAKE THE CASTERS RESPECT HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL

>Senpai Envy

ayyyyyyy

>Sempai Envy

oh my gooooood

OUR BOY EE

>ENVY
PogChamp

>"fun"

what about this is fun

>those sandals on EE

THE FUCKING NOSE


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>LD

>LD

OY VEY

kek called it

>OY VEY