/smgen/ - SMITE General

dude allied deserves to die because he smoked for a few years lmao

alg lg split

>new thread
feels good
I wish Nox could say the same about her vagina

>everyone waiting for someone else to make a thread
>suddenly 3 threads

Aphrodite has had Ares inside her. Her vagina is the loosest, not Nox

At least I tried to help out.

>Biggest slut in Smite
>Not Zeus

HE HAS FUCKED

EVERYONE

Aphrodite says in-game that Ares has a baby dick.

Your mother had me inside her. Her vagina is the loosest, not Aphrodite

HEY JEFFY ISN'T THAT YOUR COACH THERE ON STREAM?

god this have to be so awkward between them,

i'm so sorry because im actually the one that started it, i'm so sorry fdot.

but really... alyssaxfdot date when?

Anatoly looks and sounds like he's in a fucking interview.

Reddit started it before you lad. Not even making that up.

Ares has a small penis

>fake redheads
Drake.jpg

Actually things are cool between Alyssa and I. We both think this is hilarious. Nobody at HiRez takes this seriously, though.

It always starts out all jokey and shit

>not herc the man slut who fucked 100 princess virgins in one day, multiple men and monsters and amazons to the point his wife poisoned him out of jealousy

Shut up rapist

Actually things are really fucking weird between Alyssa and I. We both think this is wrong. Nobody at HiRez takes my complaints seriously, though.

bullshit, did they?
i started this shit the day alyssa posted the smiggen thing.

if reddit started it im gonna laugh my ass off.

fdot you spend too much time in here my man come on.

fuck off fdot, r/smite is your home

the little asian dude is so fucking cringe every time he opens his mouth

he makes HiRez look like a club of 12 year old gamers

This guy is faking

>incon playing janus

.... what?! I have never seen him do well on janus, ever

Incon can only play Zeus

>vulcan

Do Luminosity even want to win

He's awkward and cringey in a very faggoty way...

But I admit he made the stream quite entertaining.

Zeus fucked a bull and created the minotaur

>people being mean to Fdot

and KKK

You guys are not fdot. I am. I raped Alyssa, but the rest of Hirez will never know :)

>xbal/athena vs hou yi/sylvanus

wew, good luck oceans

...

awww yiss

ESW66D74D52B60504

Tyr skin

I am Spartacus

puppettyr sucks

plz no. not again

Nigga Poseidon made Mino´s queen fuck a bull.
>Feeding Kali!=Playing

AND THE LORD RETURNS TO THIS LAND!

Puppetyr skin bois!

>It unlocked tyr for me too

A few more gods and I'll have everyone unlocked without buying the godpack.

>*Law

BASED TYR SKIN

BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS THIS BASED

fdot is posted codes in the other thread

sad
i just paid 15 for it, now i have and get everything henceforth

3 more chests to go right ?

>tfw i got one

feel fdot man

fswag here.

Alyssa is a dom.

YER NAWT THE LOHH MAHNY
YER A SWOK

but user, now people will THINK you have friends!

>Aphrodite only bore 19 children
That's actually pretty tame compared to other gods

Zoos has like over 100

fdot why have tho you forsaken us
is it because we ship the Flyssa?

am i going to get in trouble for exploiting infinite codes?

???

what infinite codes

drop some in this thread
let's all get banned together.

Is that all the codes?
Can I go to sleep now?

>2 smite generals going on at once

wtf

3 more fag

sad

I paid nothing
now I have and get everything henceforth since there's nothing to do with the copious amount of favor you get anyways

i cant tell you then they will fix it

i just claimed 15 chests with the last ody code

This

LG is back boys

>No friends
>Get a skin that I would never get otherwise

PANDA

CHEST

WHEN

One of these generals has a guy dropping codes. The other is full of fdot x alyssa shippers.

Make your choice.

enter all the old expired codes on here promo.smitegame.com/

can enter then infinitly for shit, you have to relog after entering them

>a guy

It's f. The last codes were his avatar.

Well shit.

>tfw the friends I have are much worse than me so the games would be severely uneven

Why didn't they ban out Andi's thor?

The thread ended on 965 posts. If you guys didn't abandon ship we would have made it to 1k. You guys are faggots.

nth for me~

DONT DO THIS

IT'S MUSTARD GAS

15 bucks is fucking nothing man
how poor are you?

can someone confirm??

It works

are we done with codes?
i want to play again

ESW652E9876E60504

>not one belonged to vulcan
>cucked by fucking merc

>code no valid for pc or the other thing
does not work

it works, but not if the code is expired already

NEW CODE NERDS
ESW652E9876E60504

It doesn't, fag.

>Madame Darkness Nox
Nice

>Another code
>Another voice pack

>Shinobalanque

Neat.

it will say its invalid on the site, but when you relog it will be rewarded. whether the code is expired or not

>gay ass SWK T2 skin

I could be asleep right now.

>ward skin
Well it's free