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>Old Thread
>>who care...

anime is bad

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i dont care about dat boi desu

o shit

who care...

warowl

>Androidx23

there's nothing endearing about dat boi.
it was stale on arrival.

i cant tell if he's ugly or cute

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What the fuck

5-0 for complexity?

Gg fuck you na

Open a Operation Wildfire or Chrome 2 case?

kill yourself

Is train the worst map? It's never NOT a blow out for either team

Operation Bravo

Uh cobble and train are tied worst map. They should be in reserves tBh

yes.
1. d2
2. cache
3. mirage
shit. everything else

notice the rest are all valve's maps. i wish they would stop.

>cache
Hang yourself.

What does MAGA mean?

Make Anal Gay Again

lost all my skins today, and now I lose this easy bet with the few penny skins I've got left.

Can't catch a break lads.

Why is Italy such a good map? It is a close quarters and a distance map at the same time. Has a lovely market area, after doing some terror shit you could pick up an organic snack. Has a lovely home design and rape dungeon. What doesn't this map have? Should be moved to active duty. Instead of hostages make them bomb sites and we are all good.

Dream Team

FODDER
Hiko
Dazed
Shroud
Yam

Kyle here

>he didn't fall for the overwatch meme

what the heck is wrong with you?

If you think d2 is bad and cache is good you might be handicapped

can't gamble on that

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

edgy...

train is one of those maps that in theory and the design and the aesthetic I would like, but it honestly plays like a CT-sided mess.

>Liquid got 4th place at the last major

>s1mple

>LG got away with the obvious toggling and hacks
It was painful to watch mate, I'm not even American and I felt nothing but pain watching those Favela Monkeys cheat their way to victory.

Then again, any Favela Monkey would do anything for that $500,000

niggers think de_cache is not the best map in the pool

who /excitedtoseeJames"Cuteboi"Duffieldoncamera/ here?

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? Mirage ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Cobble is one of the worst fucking maps I've ever fucking played in the world, not fun to play, not even on T side.

Train can be fun when Tec-9ing and just running around spamming that Tec-9, on a smurf account, with friends, and non-tryharding since it's a really shit map to play actual competitively on.

>no Inferno
>no Nuke for the non-competitive matches that you just want to chill and spray in
>no Overpass

The real pleb is you here friendo.

can't wait for optic to choke CT

i was talking about competitive play dweeb

anyone use skinsanity?

point still stands
>not liking Inferno
>not liking Overpass

Guess you just suck and can't spray or do any sort of executes.

GOD TIER
>mirage

GREAT TIER
>cache, inferno

ACCEPTABLE TIER
>d2

SHIT AND HAS TO BE REMOVED FROM THE POOL
>overpass, cobble

WHO CARE...
>train

overpass is a broken map that's bad for retakes

inferno isn't even active duty

Inferno isn't in the pool anymore [*]

>it's not active duty
you actually care that professional players won't play it in the next major?

>overpass is a broken map that's bad for retakes

but it literally isn't, you can check each corner relatively easy and smokes are the one thing that keeps a good player alive

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>inferno is great
I sure do love Hallways: The Map

Inferno/overpass t side with pubs
>play a default
>take control of second mid and banana for inferno
>take control of restrooms/connector/water on overpass
>execute wherever you feel like going half way through the round while leaving a lurker to catch rotates

UPSMURF TIER
inferno

GOD TIER
caché, mirage

GOOD TIER
overpasse

FACTUALLY A MAP IN A VIDEO GAME TIER
dust2

NEEDS HEAVY REWORK TIER
nuke

REMOVE ASAP
train, cobbles

>GOOD TIER
>overpasse
It's just such an awkward map.

>inferno, great
>d2, acceptable
>overpass, shit

neck yourself my man

yes i care because that's the subject matter im addressing

also, ts also have angle advantage and lots of spots to hide on the after plant

Short a/restrooms/connector/fountain/party area is fun to play but b site is a pain

once again bb, grenades will easily help you win in those situations, especially smokes plus flashes

nuke should be reverted

>implying ct have smokes
>implying they weren't used to delay the push
dont reply to me until you get out of nova

Flush(a) yourself.

This desu

Also no one is talking about how Valve seems committed to removing all chance of a defuse w/o killing all T.
>sound is louder/heard further
>cords removes any chance of fakes

>not using your teammates smoke, sitting in the smoke with the nova
>not being able to force them away without smokes
>being unable to defend
>having to sit on site instead of preventing them from even trying to push
who's the real nova here now :^)))

>enemy engages me
>i am instantly headshot'd, he never walks into my crosshair, he perfectly times his peeks and nades and flashes
>sprays like fucking shroud from halfway across the map
>enemy engages my teammate
>retardedly pushes while spraying, peeks like a gold nova, walks into commonly placed crosshair positions and gets mowed down
>teammate gets on my ass for having shitty KDR

WHO READY TO TILT WITH ECHOFOX

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agreed

I don't even care that much about nuke tbqh because it was a shit map to begin with but they somehow managed to make it worse in almost every way, and now that it's in active duty we're going to have to watch pros play on that clusterfuck

what scares me the most is that they will probably do the same to inferno, I genuinely like that map and I don't want them to """fix""" it by dumbing it down, fucking with the textures and adding even more useless random props than the original had

have you tried getting good?

my last skins are on optic

if they lose this i'm done with betting

i'm smfc with probably higher adr and rws than you
but i have these matches every 10 games or so where it feels like i am playing against tier 2 players (which i have pugged against) who turn into retards after picking me

I don't even bet on EF and I've never been able to get through one of their games without trippin

>whaaaaa I hate change whaaaaa

get with the times gramps. not everyone wants cs to stay in the 90s

Looks like i'm losing a second overdog bet today.

JUST.

I feel the exact same way. inferno was my mapfu, and i hate that valve is going to absolute destroy the aesthetic for their futuristic style. i know for certain that the map will be horrible, and yet there is nothing i can do about it. it sucks. i imagine that down the line, valve will ruin more maps and the map pool will be of worse quality than the map pool of 2014.

lol JUST!!! haha ur cucked nomie Reeee xD juuuuust reeeee my life feels when no JUST gf "senpai"!! ^__^

hello reedit

+1

>dephh topfragging with 125 ping
NA cs really is shit

Can I get a You

succ

you only want one???

he's abusing his ping so that optic can't hit him

this match needs to be canceled

Cashe is only a spray map. Takes no aim at all. That's how I know youre bad. Just get good gen z kid.

I literally want to die.

I've lost everything today.

You didn't lose me...

stop

K-kissu~*!!! >~~~

NAF needs to be banned for throwing. It's fucking obvious that he's trying his best to lose.

>lose
>lose
>abandon
>abandon
>lose
>lose
>draw
>win
>rank up to LEM

JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP

FUCK YOU OPTIC

u good my man

comeback

>win 8 matches in a row
>rank up
>lose 2
>rank goes right back down
>repeat

no cumback

nice macrotoggle there

Ask a man who can't catch a break anything.

When's your next break?

in 32 minutes hopefully.

a break from what?

losing everything

DREAMIN OF THE WORLD

is catch a break a new fancy meme

how could you have loss everything, if you continue to lose more?