SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

Solars LITERALLY can't backfire.
The singulo is easy and produces more power, but if it gets sabotaged the entire station's gone.

I really want to believe that that the admins are just pathetic enough to shitpost about themselves

>tfw no nummy nummy yummy cummies in your tummy

Badly, as always. The AI kind of fucked everything up, Sec and Medbay alliance obliterated assistants/cargonia and some of sciencia. Engineering stayed neutral for the most part, they didn't really do anything. Most people died by the end of the shift. Atmos was completely fucked courtesy of the AI. Science and Cargonia were at each other's throats before sec put down cargo and science just kind of died off.

Nothing particularly interesting happened.

Nice, thread's already shit.

>just kind of died off

We had durands and bombs ready, we wuz kings and shit.

>Sec and Medbay alliance obliterated assistants

Hey man, I tried saving them and telling them that they were to not interfere with secbay, the went against it, cargonia threatened to bomb us so sec went after them. And we saved science, ai kept killing them because valid lust and then their lust continued so they proceeded to vent hot air across the station and kept yelling about how they dindu nuffin and wondered why everyone hated them.

Many players think Ling needs improvements, such as monkeymen succ, horror form being shit, etc. Until those improvements are made, should Ling be replaced with Traitor+Ling in the gamemode rotation?
strawpoll.me/10140286

We already get both Ling and Traitor+Ling in rotation. The latter usually works out much better, simply because the traitors are more active than the lings. Lings also have a very slow early game, so the traitors serve as a distraction until they get set up.

*teleports behind u and death stings u in maintenance*

pssht, nothin personel...... kid

*sucks off for monkeymen in the research outpost for one hour and half*
*gets doorcrushed by AI as soon as he goes into horror mode*
pshhh... validhunting silicons, amirite?

As the HoS I was really hoping to fight a durand. I was planning on Cargonia raiding science and getting their shit pushed in by your mechs and guns but weakening your numbers at the same time. It could have been a bit more interesting if science hadn't gotten shrekt by the AI, and if you guys had actually gotten a mech or two online. I'm sad that it turned out the most interesting part of that shit was exterminating the greyshirts after they killed Burt and Nick.

On a side note, what the fuck were you doing mime? Trying to pit sec against cargo? Should have actually worked with sec, might have been interesting.

Ling should be replaced with tator/ling yeah. One ling mixed in with the usual traitors would probably be a lot better than pure lings. Just one though.

Assistants were actually fine until one of them trespassed into sec and Burt fucked his shit up, causing Wibb or whoever to magdump his golden desert eagle into him. After that they had to be gassed though.

Just realized I didn't really add a "Fix changeling but leave it in rotation as is" option, fug
now my poll is biased
let's try this again
strawpoll.me/10140319

It doesn't matter, replacing ling with traitorling is clearly the best option

dislikes: AI fuck you AI stop showing everyone my horror form

>pastebin.com/tcUApJmD

Wow that's hot.

Stop shitposting about yourself, Intigracy.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ______

DANCE!
NOTHIN' LEFT FOR ME TO DO BUT DANCE!

Hey baud, if you're here, can you code in a spraybottle of space cleaner for janitor borgs that refills at chargers?

>my tablet auto corrected "hard suit" to "cervix"

...

Sorry I didn't powerglove the durand. The power kept pingponging so I didn't want to risk it

We had no deal.

How do I reopen the round end stats?

What a shitty round

I have much better things to do than shitpost about myself, I assure you.

Stop shitposting and that wont happen

>that entire stint operation
I feel really really bad for bullying you but damn son
DAMN

Press the giant button at the top right

>xenos spotted
>not 20 minutes in, two durands and two combat cyborgs plus an ERT and security armed to the teeth

Beautiful.

>See IAA taking officer away from medbay
>Follow
>Miss the powerglove
>Lascannons to the face
>Dead
I'm sorry jean... I'm so sorry I couldn't be your hero....

Button at the top right. You can read it in logs anyway

it's fine. shit like that just means i should stay away from it, anyways. better to stop than be a laughingstock, i guess.

>Want to do my old mime gimmick of deconstructing everything
>End up helping in Medbay and decide to stick around
>Upgrade all the machines and surgical tools
>Stockin out the fridge and feelin comfy
>Head over to science for a stack of plasma to make Oxycodone
>Get back and the real chemist has emptied BOTH dispensers making 300u of chloral hydrate
>baka

Is it possible to alter the crew manifest?

What button at the top right

>be qm
>btfo of engineering by making a better strip club during the shuttle call then they could over the entire round.

yes but i won't tell you how ;)

Yes

The big grey botton that says ROUND REPORT after the round ends.

>Eng
>Doing eng stuff
Surely you jest. We're not NPC's

>Try to win at slots
>Other greyshit ejects all my money
>Table his ass before he can grab it and sec throws him out of the bar
>He comes back and starts hitting me with a toolbox
>Manage to kill him but I end up bleeding out
>Chef gibs me right after I die

FUCK

>clown raids cargonia
youtube.com/watch?v=JWF3R-gE3F8

I just noticed it exists. I usually slide the chatbox and information shit so that it only takes up like 1/5th of the screen

How do you do it?

Did you ahelp both of them

I ahelped the guy that killed me but admins never got back to me

Why the fuck do modern baycode serbs have characters go so fucking slow when they're at a decent tickrate like .33?? And is there a way I can fucking fix it?

Gibbing a cloneable corpse is also a no no here, but that also might not have received a response this time around.

Admins usually won't tell you even if the guy gets banned

God I want to suck zachs dick.

>you can eject clones at any percentage now
youtu.be/6LtXVjOmvDY

>now

>Dekret
>SJ
>Aurx
>Senaat1
>Nuklear

Who was worst?

dek

You don't need to play with the APC to do it either.

Gitgud and you'll know how to take someone off the manifest then use that evidence to get them executed as a "traitor"

>now

did anyone screenshot that round end info?

Gather logs and make a ban request then
It helps if you don't fight back so it's a clear cut ban he

It's been that way for years. Pre Rei-medbay even.

Niggly

How am I supposed to learn the game if no one wants to explain the intricate mechanics that aren't easily accessible by research?

I want a vox gf

SJ by far

>Clown has spare and nightvision goggles and spinning in hop chair before report arrives
What sort of black magic is this

I want deadpool to be my bf!!!!!!

>Security officer tries to steal my violin
>Slip and flush him
>Write "fag" and an arrow pointing to the cargo window
>He rides the conveyor to go down into maintenance disposals
>Weld the doors
>Taunt him from behind the glass with silicate sprayers ready
>Get lasered to death by security after the borgs help him escape

Even in my death, I will honk on

dumb frog poster

>Newfag mcgee tells me they're setting up the singularity when I latejoin
>Walk out for a second to get gloves and multitool so I can look at just how bad his plasma is
>"OH GOD ITS LOOSE"

Because it's an unecessary thing that's very easy to learn if you use your brain instead of begging for spoonfeeding

>Code red
>Fucking around with a red tag gun
Gee, I wonder why

Why don't we just remove silicons, half of the bans are related to them anyway.

I almost shot that clown, but I knew better in the end. You should have too.

so who got banned, the disobedient borg?

They're a necessary function of the game. Those bans are because they require a different kind of playstyle than most people are capable of.

I would have but most admins don't care about code red emergencies. Especially if we couldn't tard wrangle two heads for it.

Once you clean out the idiot ones they're mostly okay. They're caught beween 4+ factions so there's always gonna be friction. That aside, that AI was an idiot and should have door crushed me into the sun.

>plasmaflood science twice
>day ban

I keep fucking tell you you brat. Short bans so they know they fucked up but not long enough to provoke evading. It's in their notes so if it's a repeat problem they're out the door.

No one.

>threatens to remove him
>says they could never remove him
>removes and blocks him two days later

Hmmmm..

>tfw looking through other player's profiles and friend lists

morena's friends have some really faggy profiles, especially shiggy and freak

>Brat

lol kiddo

of course

remind yourself that this is the official metaclub

>112 friends
i wonder what you nerds would think of my list of friends

it's very large, but they're all metagamers confirmed

post morena's friends list

your wish is my command senpai

post freakin's and sonime/deadpoo's

wow

that's sad

post freak+deadpoo+shiggy's

Reminder the actual meta club is long dead. I was apart of it way back during /v/station and early Veeky Forumsstation days. One will never exist again. Times are different now

>deadpoo's

mine is massive and even has a few BRs from when i was tracking someone down for what they did on a dead server

good luck posting all that shit

No metaclub master race reporting in.

sonime has 160 and I don't know freak or shiggy's steam.

Stalk them yourself, you can find anybody through zealotron's steamlist if you wish

Senpai I have killed non antags during code red in the last week because they decided it was a perfect time to griff and giggle.

I believe, but I didn't look it up, that the guy was this ban. During code red he (unknown to me) killed another officer and put on her ID and hardsuit.

When I saw he had no implant and had cuffed another officer I shot him dead through the window without hesitating.

Code red, when used in honesty and not a piss poor attempt to be the biggest bully, can get you a pass on a lot of things. But those things need a justifiable reason. It isn't carte blanche. You are still accountable for your actions but the criteria for reasonable action is lowered.