/srg/ - Speedrunning General

i was a LEGEND

Reminder that Cosmo brutally murdered John Numbers after the NWC and adopted the persona "Narcissa" to drop all suspicion.

i love you too furryyuffer

who murdered ian edward arkin?

cosmo's teeth

>de hippie spacing

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AKA

no matter how many skirts cosmo buys, john's still go the trophy

>I DO SO MUCH READING AND RESEARCH
>I DO SO MUCH READING AND RESEARCH
>I DO SO MUCH READING AND RESEARCH

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Books? I research them.

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does cosmo still eat only soylent?
does he not understand fucking with your hormones and eating a dogshit diet is the reason he has problems like wrist pain?

What is a digital dreamer anyway? What does that mean?

he has wrist pain from years of high APM video games

It's a meaningless memeword created by old fogeys who didn't stay on top of technological advancement and don't know how to do their jobs anymore, but have too much tenure to be let go. They think that the younguns know how to do everything with computers because their granddaughter knows how to use an iPad, and are banking on them making vague, unspecific innovations that will "revolutionize the world" or some shit. Frankly they aren't necessarily wrong, but I hate how they fuel millennial egotism.

LIKE WE'D TELL YOU OLD MAN! WE'RE MILLENIALS! YOU CAN FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT! YOU'LL BE AUTOMATED IN 20 YEARS ANYWAY!

>they aren't necessarily wrong

>tfw you'll never cuddle with narci at night in a comfy bed with warm blankets

>tfw you're not dead yet

he needs a dick desu

feels goodman

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Companies are full of lazy boomers who can't be bothered to keep on top of the emerging technologies that will be integral parts of their industries in 15 years because they have tenure, and seniority, and will retire before they have to be held accountable for being so behind the curve. Kids out of college are learning the things that companies should be regularly training their management about, and so companies have come to rely on them for new information and innovative ideas; it's pretty pathetic.

I think you're on the wrong site, semicolon

keep your head up, buddy.

>a video game I love
adam is a sperg that's always raging over video games

brb soylent

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our boi cheese05 doing mario 64

where were you when cosmo was kill?

A bullet in the head of every stream monsters that are not on the srg list

>tfw introduced /srg/ to the sesame street song
i only produce quality memes

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ty go to bed you're drunk as fuck, man.

nigga i know more to life than you ty, go be drunk and fake black somewhere else

europe/japan so wonderful because they are more homogenous and socialist

but don't worry, the marxists are changing that in europe

right on my main man

imagine coming to /srg/ for the first time and seeing this image

is there going to be a discord for people going to midwest speedfest or nah?

I used to know a guy named Ian Edward Arkin from school. I heard he lurks this place, can anyone tell me what he's been up to?

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what?

who's that

cosmoxwright

discord.gg/0lSd0o2YF7nlcvON

Is there anything more fedoric that duke bulgewaters latest tweet at cyghfer

#streambig

Who is the Chris Stuckmann of speedrunning?

Rip

hahahahahahaha

does anyone speedrun virtual boy games?

*breathes through mouth*

i want to die

narci this has to stop

jack it to your cute li'l boobs

wrist hurts

>ahead of everyone
>more educated than everyone
best educated person on the planet talks shit like this

duke? more like ahab after netting beneziaa

more educated = more marxist

thoughts on the cyghfer pastebin?
i thought it was really good tbqh

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why did you delteet

word
we need to purge all intellectuals for a pure non-degenerate society

Cronikike can you please stop this.

REMOVE THIS

>expecting me to have him followed on twitter or something

post link fuckboi

here comes the airplane!
pastebin.com/UV49ZN4w

what the fuck is wrong with speedrunners?

What a self-important cuck.

Trumpfags are the worst

I will be becoming a life insurance agent at some point this year, a profession I regard as one of the noblest in the business world.

casual speedrunning is the only healthy form of the hobby

>20k followers
>regularly streams to fewer than 100 viewers

Where did it all go so wrong for Chibi?

casual speedrunning is an oxymoron, but hey we all need something to take the attention away from how bad we are right?

>speedrunner starts using a cam
>he is ugly as fuck and the game is a decent size

Don't do this.

t. depressed man cucked by a nintendo 64 game

Literally Kotti

The cam is a decent size.

t. guy with a 59:xx 70 star time who thinks that he is a "speedrunner". See you at GDQ!

You don't have to be good to get into a GDQ.

squid's going to GDQ this year?

just rewatched the smash documentary, since cosmo said he was traveling and winning melee tournaments before it was made. but hes not in it? not even a brief mention. im confused

because nobody realized his brilliance clearly

twitter.com/Siglemic/status/728407470775767041

we facebook now

Squid's time isn't that good, LOL.

>sub hour
>squid
lmao