/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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You're a bunch of fags.

>1 in 100 chance of it occurring statistically, probably less in reality
>wanting to dump NSFW stuff on a blueboard

Please post things related to GTA.

cat is gta related.

I'm ready for GTAVI

I doubt those are actual nudes. Do you even have more than two in that folder?

Languagez here

On PS4 now, lets do something!!

xth for working gamemodes

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>not just screencapping the chat then pasting into paint
???

It has to be moving to catch most of these autist's attention.

what is he telling me gtag? i dont speak german

What are the top 3 bikes in GTAO?

IMO it's the Sanchez, Hakuchou and Bati.

he called you a weiner

Probably justifiably calling you a jetshitter.
Something about "son of a bitch" and saying he's better than you, too.
Sanchez for all around greatness, Bati for racing and Ruffian for bouncing off every obstacle in your way.

Enduro
Enduro
Enduro

lectro ruffian and hackuchou

Something along the lines of you leaving/fucking off when someone is better than you, implying you started the fight and he rekt you

he basicly said ur mums a whore

new update anounced
rockstargames.com/newswire
>biker DLC

not even going to bother

chirchirchirp never ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo

"People like wildzesty are the reason why hitler should've won"

holy shit, finally!

i was peacefully flying my jet around the airport, and then he got in a jet too and tried to gun me down for some reason. he failed miserably and this is the aftermath

>Just the mode
>Literally nothing to go with it

in and out is LITERALLY just a rip off of Mr. Adonis' meme wars

Fucking talentless hacks just copied him

What a rort

>peacefully flying my jet
Doesn't compute. If you want to play peacefully you shouldn't go around in armed vehicles.
Only exception is the Rhino since people will be too scared to attack you first.

Don't forget, he's german
Only kids, nutcases and NEETs are online gamers here

How do I sue C* over this?

Glad it's fake desu. The only upside to R* making biker DLC to sate the Mansex community would be the prospect of being able to petition to get my own niche interests ingame.

this always makes me laugh

Hey I'm a normalfag

As much as passive Hydras trigger me, I myself would use one to fly for fun in passive because I could hover and go afk. If someone is doing that and let's everyone in the session know "hey, in just flying around in passive having fun, don't worry about me", it's fine.

Then you have the idiots that get attacked and ask why. " I wasn't doing anything! ", as if we should just assume a Hydra is a comfyfag. It's their burden to make it known they are friendly, not ours to take a guess.

Trust no one, not even comfyfaggots.

passive really needs to be reworked
but faggots will always exploit whatever r* throws at them

pastebin.com/v0HQjY3u
This one seems better.

Passive works fine. Especially since you get the tears of K/D shitters because they miss out on a target or two.

most unfun game mode

All you need to do is just remove the option to disable it. Problem solved.

Once you go passive, it should be a signal that you don't mean any harm. Removing the disable function solidifies that.

Excuse the few typos, swipe typing on this phone keyboard always auto selects similar but wrong words to what I'm going for. Pls no bully.

Scratch that
What if you could enable it at any point but you can only disable it whilst inside your apartment.

>What if you could enable it at any point but you can only disable it whilst inside your apartment.

Players can still exploit it if they have the garage near Zancudo. Nobody will bother following him all the way there, perfect opportunity to take another jet and continue shitting.

what if, passive stays as is
can´t enter any weaponized pegasus vehicle
or it disables when you enter one, like in the volito carbon or swift.

passive togglers on the ground aren´t a problem, it´s the one´s with hydras and tanks

I still find in hilarious that Passive Mode auto-disables when boarding the Yacht helos, as if they're the most powerful air vehicles in the game and Cuckstar can't risk Passive-togglers exploiting them.

And then they don't do the same for weaponized vehicles. Where's the logic in that idea?

me on the bottom right

what's the best freemode event and why is it criminal damage?

youre in the wrong subreddit buddy

>wasting bullets on vehicles when you could just cough up $200 for a rhino and totally dominate the competition

>not getting a Hydra out and getting 4.5 million in damage
It removes wanted levels for the duration of the event.

> Rhino
> Not getting a Savage, flying to Zancudo, destroying infinitely-spawning jets with no wanted level, then crashing your helo afterwards

>4 russians/bulgarians in insurgents driving backwards to people
>if they got out the either used miniguns, autosnipers or wellfares
>killed them bunch of times
>they ganged on me and still we killed eachothers a lot
>one guy left
>one guy spamming мpaзъ to chat in caps after everytime I killed him or he offed me from his gunsurgent
>game starts spawning me in the middle of them
>I've killed them all like 20 times now and they each had me like 10 times
>game crashes
I am sorry gtag I used minigun at one pointit became too easy so I went back to the assault rifle

/blog

>savage
>not just having fun instead of cheesing it

>not Near Misses Challenge

hunting down russians by yourself in a session is always the best

>Not just getting gold luxor and smashing it to the ground

>misses shitter 3 times in a row
>gets insurgentfag on first shit

At least you ended on a high note.

>implying i own a hydra

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>whining about people using auto-snipers and welfare launchers when you're using the heavy rifle
Top lol. Anyway, nobody gives a shit about your freeroam deathmatching please stop.

666 is a better meme than 420

But I've been though that. Kept spamming "DUDE WEED LMAO" before surpassing it.

>bulletproof helmets
>insurgents
>outnumbered
>marksman rifles
fairly justified

rip blater

>kay dee isn't 4.20

> It's a "Remember The Faggot Five"-episode

Gotta love how we have to use "fair" weapons in a game full of shitters and modders. Totally makes sense to gimp yourself out of sheer pride.

I had a screenshot when VR hit 4.20 but I lost it.

yeah it's fun
too bad they usually try to go for hydras instantly
that's why I am glad that some gtag in the same session was in air with lazer shitting on everything that tried to come shoot me from air
I am sorry I forgot your name

usually it went like this I killed all of them couple of times they respawned and riddled me because the spawn system is ass

Touché
my excuse is that I wasn't going to bother to shoot them 4 times with base rifle before they could die

Just use DMR and hold LMB to win.

W + m1 is the only way to play any game.

>tfw R* will never remove the heavy sniper, DMR, minigun and somehow restrict the spamming of explosives to make any weapons besides them useful in freeroam

then how would i feel smug for gimping myself?

Just make the homolauncher only lock onto armed aircraft, and actually make it take 3 of them to take them down.

but leave my RPG alone, this is too fun

Agreed.
youtube.com/watch?v=PhRIwFbCR3U

youtube.com/watch?v=QZCbSQbVEaE

>>tfw R* will never remove X thing you hate

>tfw melees will never 1 hit kill like they should

just orgasmed to it, thanks for posting

Does K / D count in missions as weII?

lf you faII off a buiIding or something in mission does it count towards your totaI K / D Iike free roam?

Ill have you know almost all of my deaths are from me ramming my sticky covered vehicle into kurumas

>R* will never remove the BP helmet

Fucking drm

>about to cross paths with a random
>he's coming from the west, im coming from the east
>we're both driving in our own lanes
>random goes out of his way to leave his own lane to hit me with a direct collision at full speed
>shoot him in the fucking face
>complains that I attacked him

Why do they do this? Are they retarded?
It's either this or constantly sounding the horn of his zentorno with the shitty gta IV theme

very edgy and original, 10/10

>T20 is 1 million
should I get it

to sell later yes.

nah get zentorno
it's only 360k

mostly a shitter car
i bought 2

What does that mean?

glad im not the only one who have had this happened to me. and yeah, usually a zentorno with the shitty gta IV theme like you described lol