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Old thread

top 500 for our guy tars

MEMES UNBOUND

Hm, well memed.

reminder cthun decks are the same exact thing as combo druid and blizz literally conned an entire playerbase into believing they were "fixing" the game

>space slut in the OP

good job OP

Finley is fucking garbage. If you haven't dusted him yet you're a brainless cuck.

>summoning stone druid meta
wew

OpieOP TARS ARMY OpieOP

T A R S
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BEATING SHIT TIER NETDECKS WITH GOD TIER MEME DECKS

goats are dirty sluts for taurens

best tournament series I've ever seen

>Guy cheeky and clever enough to use Summoning Stone as a deck tech beats cancer Asian.

when will reynad claim he made that meme deck?

>That Summoning Stone Druid deck

I have a feeling this is going to lead to many memes in the coming weeks.

what is the best bot atm to farm golden heroes?

I was thinking about bringing Summoning Stone Yogg decks to the /hsg/ tourney and this absolute madman does it in an actual big tournament.

>implying cthun decks that arent warrior are even strong

>meme decks
>meme obesity
>also meme voice

I love this meemaid

the white mans ingenuity wins out against the asian mans one note rotary brain again

The thing is, cthun druid is reasonably strong while being a joke to craft in terms of dust, so it is obvious rank15 would complain about it.

top kek
can't wait for bitching that rogue is so weak she even loses to summoning stone druid

>that spaghetti

>mfw rank 20 wild mode
this is a fuckin joke holy fuck, all those tryhards grinding the 500wins there
cant even make 2 fast wins with face hunter

friendly reminder that if you play control warrior you should get cancer and die :^)

Literally every c'thun buffing minion is subpar for the midrange style deck that c'thun decks are
beckoner is a non-beast river croc.
the 3/4 guy is a non-mech spidertank (a card that was not played in anything but mech decks)
2/1 guy is a slightly better argent horserider (best of them all, but still not worth it without the buff)
4/2 divine shield is, like 2/1 guy pretty good, but not as good as most class 4 drops (and arguably worse than yeti) and thus mediocre without the buff
3/6 taunt is a fen creeper
the only c'thun buffing card which would see play without the existence of c'thun is the 5/7 taunt for druid.

Also, your criticism of my legend rank and the fact that I play Patron warrior (the BEST counter to the real cancer, Zoo) was pure ad hominem.

Show me yo' dicks.

did you literally make a post about yourself

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so farm rank 19

HEH, Greetings

Face Hunter isn't good in rank 20 wild mode? What are they playing?

>rank 20 wild while playing mill rogue
all i got were people who seemed painfully new and it was the funnest shit

>Also, your criticism of my legend rank and the fact that I play Patron warrior (the BEST counter to the real cancer, Zoo) was pure ad hominem.


ahahaha holy fuck warrior players really are the ultimate fedora autists

PLEASE go back to read it

Warrior
>Fun guy, fair control that doesn't bypass minion text. Fair aggro that can be stopped by Taunts.

Priest:
>Hahaha, our players spent money to collect Legendaries for their fun card texts! Come, Brode, I've got an idea. Those nerds won't know what hit 'em, this is gonna' be hilarious!

Rogue:
>Fun tempo and control decks at the cost of viability. On the other hand, Millrogue players are like that kid you always want to punch for picking Eddy in Tekken 3. It's not like you can't beat it but it just makes the entire video game obnoxious as fuck, like as if fun wasn't the actual priority.

Shaman:
>Obligatory turn 6 win class for the E-peen farmers.

Druid:
>This class was and always will be a mistake. The closest you can ever get to having fun here is via hyper-ramp decks. But if you like snowballing out of control with big minions, you can just play Deathrattle or Dragon decks.

Paladin:
>The identity crisis class. Still coming off the edgy Murloc phase. Just barely within it's capacity to create fun decks.

Warlock:
>The interesting and fun decks possible with this class is overshadowed by the disgusting mediocrity of it's high-efficiency Zoo tech.

Mage:
>A mediocre class whose fun-factor via Discover mechanics is off set by the fact that he'll probably just draw more AoE's, Freezes or Polymorphs that won't let you play your goddamned cards. Hero targetable by Fireball was a mistake and one day they'll nerf it. Priest Jr.

Hunter:
Perhaps the most balanced class out there now, with his aggro taking a hit. No card-text-bypass removals. Call of Wild & Unleash the Hounds are the kind of balanced board flood this game needs more of. Trades into and controls the opponent's deck as opposed to denying it. The way HS would be if they didn't need to ruin it with class gimmicks.

*tanks up respectfully towards you*

>4/2 divine shield
gets destroyed by zoo as well

>Also, your criticism of my legend rank and the fact that I play Patron warrior (the BEST counter to the real cancer, Zoo) was pure ad hominem.

>Shaman:
>>Obligatory turn 6 win class for the E-peen farmers.
???

oilrogue, earlier a wallet warrior
now a golden mage, maybe mech probably freeze

can someone give me the best warlock decklist to farm golden portrait at rank 20?

>Wisp Paladin
>Stone druid
Are we entering the golden age of memes?

Xth for fuck zoo and fuck that dirty polititan to turns into a 6/5 the next turn if you can't remove it

Just play zoo you faggot.

I thought Paladins identity was "ima just chill until a streamer finds the way for me to easily dominate ladder all year"

Oh. Cool. They did. See ya in 2017.

yes

If Donald Trump hasn't shown you that by now, Hearthstone sure as heck should.

nvm im fine

Those openings were disgusting. Turn one Fandral, then Raven Idol from your Raven Idol. Both Living Roots into Power of the Wild.

I hope cards like this get reprinted.
He was never truly viable in the first place, and now he's even more trash with Leper Gnomes nerfed. Yet he's a cool card and an overall game asset that's going to waste, as it doesn't even see play in Arena.

>that kid you always want to punch for picking Eddy in Tekken 3
Shit, that takes me back. Turned out you only had to guard low to counter that silly combo.

Paladin has at least four different deck archetypes right now, all viable for laddering.

>disciple of c'thun
Why not just play argent horserider or wolfrider?

I missed it. What did Tars do?

How do I increase my win rate from 48% to 53%? I need to get legend this league or a guy is going to break my legs.

meme deck with meme luck

He channeled the power of the Memes to beat a freezecuck.

play zoo

netdeck zoolock

Most C'thun minions are slightly subpar, but the other C'thun synergy minions (Klaxxi, Ancient Shieldbearer, Twin Emperors) are incredibly overvalued for their manacost and often make up for it.

They really should come back and buff fun cards like that, like what would it hurt anyways buffing something that nobody uses.
They also should had done a straight out banlist instead of destroying entire years of content, but I guess that would be too hard for their target casual player base to figure out or sperg over their favorite broken pos getting banned.

Play what you're best at/most comfrotable with. Know matchups. Aggresive decks are good for climbing because the games only last like 5-10 minutes. You just have to not be shit and you'll get free wins.

>five fucking shamans in a row
>exact same fucking midrange netdeck
>literally every single one has turn 1 le tunnel trog faec

Sure didn't take long for the game to turn shit again. Next expansion when?

The fuck is taking them so long for the next match. I gotta see some more meems before sleep
>inb4 I'm waiting for a zoo vs. tankup shitter game

to hit face for too and avoid taunt with it

>playing zoo and i keep qing into patrons
FUCKING PATRONS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>blizzard
>buffing cards
lmao

post that netdeck shaman maybe i winstreak till rank 10

horserider is so much better on curve and you have enough shit to trample over taunt anyway

Yeah, i know, but it just seems like a huge waste.

good
pick 1

>get out
>not get in here
do you even pile on

What is it one game every half hour?

so you can play vek'lor too

>twin emp in face hunter

Just go to sleep now, user. Choose the healthier option

no i dont i want them to go away so i can play zoo in peace

Kibler ran out of coke and soylent supplies.
Lothar had a seizure.
They messed up some shit with this Swiss system and are trying to figure out who is suppossed to play who.
A combination of all these.

>patron niggers will never die and always tryhard to make it work

they will when brm is rotated out

>gnimsh
>frodan
>noxious

i've literally never seen a worse caster line up in the history of digital athletics

Guess it was Kibler

>tfw you make the boogeymeme real

and all it took was an unstable portal in arena to be viable

hey guys remember when people said that nerfing blade flurry killed rogue

that was funny right

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Zoo is the only deck I can afford. I'll suck your dick for 7 card packs.

patrons punish every mid range deck in the game

this game reached the point of a secret club , pay or grind for 2 years

What kind of deck do you give Rafaam I to make it challenging without actually making it impossible to defeat him?

I've been playing for a month and I'm rank 8 with Zoo.

Freeze mage

Post Dreadsteedlock dick.

Zoofam. Nah, that's impossible.
Druid C'thun.

no one cares

Jesus Christ, how horrifying

Blood of the Ancient One to activate Bladed Cultist on turn 10, easy.

>nobody can beat this game without money!1!
>i got to rank 8 with a cheap deck
>nobody cares

next time i'll just ignore your blogpost.

patient assassin is alright...

>ded game
>ded general
>only OPs fedoraskills & thinly veiled porn is keeping us alive

What went wrong?

I'm a newfaggot, where do I tune in to these games?