>Betting/Trading/Item Related csgolounge.com csgobackpack.net gosugamers.net Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
First for some things should never be joked about.
Eli White
>be bad >watch anime >get good >win
Matthew Anderson
>na casters force shitty caster voice
Jeremiah Clark
Like miss harvey being bangable
Lucas Brooks
>[Integrado]
Evan Campbell
>tfw I baited for this exact OP
Mason Edwards
Why do they have to sit at their computers for 30 minutes
Nolan Young
>this OP
Parker Young
gonna shower and shave and go to a trump rally. will this get me the global?
Noah Butler
Being too invested in the political process or one candidate is really gay.
That said, /csgog/ is a Trump general.
Asher Brown
>americans clapping for eco frags
Adam Harris
All these "people" bragging about baiting, you know nothing. >I worked on the dev team for CS 1.5 >then I thought >'crafting a good fps to beat quake is easy, lemme work on a masterpiece' >I work to make CS into a strong franchise with only one goal in mind >'I'm literally going to bait the whole Veeky Forums with this' >meddle work and post my way to make this OP happen >through all discussions and crafted memes all those years >while still maintaining myself close to the community and developing the game until I got hired by DICE in 2012 >I was still able to craft a pro community that was fat, virgin and had terrible acne >still participated in most happenings in /v/ and Veeky Forums >and I saw today the perfect opportunity >I go and post 'slemmy looks like a school shooter lol' >people rage everywhere >OP happens >my bait masterpiece is finally done >more than a decade of careful baitposting Feels good. Thanks. My life project is now complete.
Thomas Thompson
Most of the crowd doesn't even play CSGO much. They just cheer for Cloud9 because they are supposed to.
Liam Lopez
I just wanna get the hat desu. probaably gonna skip the rally and go home
Isaac Johnson
fucking asian chink lost that round with his shotgun
Jaxson Lopez
>DICE
Mason Powell
I bet this took you multiple minutes, lol.
Justin Mitchell
fucking lol
Grayson Nguyen
that isn't funny
Josiah Morris
THE ONE TIME
THE ONE FUCKING TIME CLOUD9 FUCKING SHOW UP
THE ONE TIME
Julian Kelly
...
Caleb Morgan
are u serious CLG are jokes
Carson Peterson
how much?
Henry Lopez
In the name of Reddit I demand you to stop posting anime reaction images!
Cameron Ramirez
Stop samefagging your shitty greentext you autist
Nathaniel Torres
>he fell for the choke logic gaming meme
Luis Campbell
...
Dominic Nguyen
This image is literally from reddit.
Luke Reyes
konnichiwa reddit-san
Charles Perry
...
Joseph Hughes
What is Veeky Forums if not a reddit without flairs?
Owen Gonzalez
that one is from funnyjunk
Julian Miller
and this one? *unzips*
Jonathan Perry
you knew he was there peanut brain tarik fucking retard
my skines
Jaxon Scott
*unzips dick* what about this one? ;)
Brandon Nguyen
>win a major >team you beat in grand final gets ranked #1 above you hltv everybody
Josiah Jackson
know your meme says /a/ ...so
Xavier Flores
>Jordan "n420thing" Gilbert trying his hardest to get on reddit
Juan Evans
For being a self-described analytical autist Thorin loves to insert his bias into his top 10s.
>dignitas >top 6
Fnatic LG Navi
Fucking easiest top 3.
James Bell
our local bully freak literally topfragging
Austin Martinez
>tactical pause >lose the next round >T-TECHNICAL PAUSE GUYS
gotards?
Jace Evans
NA players always play well when it literally doesn't matter at all.
When it matters, they choke.
Jeremiah Ward
why does stew look so depressed?
Charles Diaz
will we see the classic cloud9 t side?
Carson Carter
>fnatic #1 >lose in quarters >lose to nip >lose to vp >lose to faze three times in a row
Jace Young
don't reply to me ever again
Benjamin Miller
sorry your favorite team has fallen out of the #1 spot they held for two years
Matthew Bell
>CLG
Adam Brown
>get headshot with Tec-9 in pistol round >lit 92 in 1 EPIC P I C
Nathan Morales
who /overwatch/ here
Ryder Miller
Is it just me or does it seem like c9 can hear the announcers calling out clg locations?
Jose Brooks
>tfw getting a team wipe with soldier 76 ult to win the game in overtime
Christopher Kelly
...
Cameron Sanchez
>baited for this exact responses nice gramer
Angel Powell
who /roadhag/ here
Kevin Edwards
ya clg said they wouldn't listen tho
Austin Gonzalez
CLG LUL
Colton Hughes
>CLG
Jace Garcia
Where is my friend that said CLG is top 10
Colton Lewis
if they put a non EU team at #1 hltv would implode
Leo Nguyen
...
Owen Adams
I'm really loving playing on teams where everyone picks the sniper or the ninja
David Hernandez
LMFAO DEAD STREAM NA STREAM KAPPA XDD
Daniel Thomas
SHUT IT DOWN
Levi Hughes
did tarik win the 1v3 hold?
Isaiah Collins
>16-1
Joshua Cook
THIS SCRIPT
>black out screen and give round to CLG
Eli Wilson
...
Wyatt Ward
I can't wait for Overwatch to overthrow this scripted, hack-fest of a game
Joshua White
This is what happens when you allow a Swedish company to host a tournament here. Trump will end this madness
Levi Carter
not going to happen
Connor Cooper
>overwatch wont get hacked roflmaolol
Lucas Robinson
>niggers expecting forced espurt game like overwatch to succeed
Jackson Nelson
SHUT IT DOWN
Christopher Cruz
Im already top 10 on pharah with my hack
Luis Price
the game already has aimhacks and wallhacks built in, esports guise
Alexander Williams
>niggers wtf
Sebastian Cox
Thanks for the (You)s, I can go to sleep now
Hudson Foster
Every time there's a blowout the analyst desk always goes "Well there's nothing to analyse there"
fucking shitters, if a team literally rapes another team that's the best matches you can actually really break down the mistakes and right things
Parker Gomez
...
Bentley Ross
Just memers, nobody actually expects anything to come from a game whose developers opted to avoid having a real match scoreboard so they don't hurt someone's feelings.
Connor Gomez
yeah and then when they do that Veeky Forums and reddit bitches that they're biased
David Turner
>dad got little caesar's >sister gets an entire pizza to herself because she "doesn't like pepperoni" >i have to share a pizza with both my parents
this is fuckin bullshit
Cooper Green
uhhhhh no? What is there to analyze in "clg aren't killing the players on c9 before they can be killed"???
Ayden Wright
She wants the D
Carson Adams
you didnt buy it so stop crying you degenerate
John Hill
>Lil Shitsar's
Jacob Perry
You can say that about any round in that case.
If you can't analyse a 16-1 why can you analyse a 16-14?
Logan Ward
well i ANALized your mom last night ;)
Isaiah Morgan
Nice for you ;)
Ethan Ward
>If you can't analyse a 16-1 why can you analyse a 16-14?
Nathan Moore
POO
Joshua Peterson
...
Jaxon Rivera
ANELE 9/11 ANELE
Austin James
no im serious this is fucking bullshit.
I ate my measly 3 slices of pizza and I want more. This fucking lazy fat bitch gets an entire pizza for no reason.
Asher Robinson
>DMG shitters who can't see why a team fails this hard