/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

I was just pretending™ Edition.

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>Watch this everyday
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>Old Thread
>>google.com

First for some things should never be joked about.

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>na casters force shitty caster voice

Like miss harvey being bangable

>[Integrado]

>tfw I baited for this exact OP

Why do they have to sit at their computers for 30 minutes

>this OP

gonna shower and shave and go to a trump rally. will this get me the global?

Being too invested in the political process or one candidate is really gay.

That said, /csgog/ is a Trump general.

>americans clapping for eco frags

All these "people" bragging about baiting, you know nothing.
>I worked on the dev team for CS 1.5
>then I thought
>'crafting a good fps to beat quake is easy, lemme work on a masterpiece'
>I work to make CS into a strong franchise with only one goal in mind
>'I'm literally going to bait the whole Veeky Forums with this'
>meddle work and post my way to make this OP happen
>through all discussions and crafted memes all those years
>while still maintaining myself close to the community and developing the game until I got hired by DICE in 2012
>I was still able to craft a pro community that was fat, virgin and had terrible acne
>still participated in most happenings in /v/ and Veeky Forums
>and I saw today the perfect opportunity
>I go and post 'slemmy looks like a school shooter lol'
>people rage everywhere
>OP happens
>my bait masterpiece is finally done
>more than a decade of careful baitposting
Feels good. Thanks. My life project is now complete.

Most of the crowd doesn't even play CSGO much. They just cheer for Cloud9 because they are supposed to.

I just wanna get the hat desu. probaably gonna skip the rally and go home

fucking asian chink lost that round with his shotgun

>DICE

I bet this took you multiple minutes, lol.

fucking lol

that isn't funny

THE ONE TIME

THE ONE FUCKING TIME CLOUD9 FUCKING SHOW UP

THE
ONE
TIME

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are u serious CLG are jokes

how much?

In the name of Reddit I demand you to stop posting anime reaction images!

Stop samefagging your shitty greentext you autist

>he fell for the choke logic gaming meme

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This image is literally from reddit.

konnichiwa reddit-san

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What is Veeky Forums if not a reddit without flairs?

that one is from funnyjunk

and this one?
*unzips*

you knew he was there peanut brain tarik fucking retard

my skines

*unzips dick*
what about this one? ;)

>win a major
>team you beat in grand final gets ranked #1 above you
hltv everybody

know your meme says /a/
...so

>Jordan "n420thing" Gilbert trying his hardest to get on reddit

For being a self-described analytical autist Thorin loves to insert his bias into his top 10s.

>dignitas
>top 6

Fnatic
LG
Navi

Fucking easiest top 3.

our local bully freak literally topfragging

>tactical pause
>lose the next round
>T-TECHNICAL PAUSE GUYS

gotards?

NA players always play well when it literally doesn't matter at all.

When it matters, they choke.

why does stew look so depressed?

will we see the classic cloud9 t side?

>fnatic #1
>lose in quarters
>lose to nip
>lose to vp
>lose to faze three times in a row

don't reply to me ever again

sorry your favorite team has fallen out of the #1 spot they held for two years

>CLG

>get headshot with Tec-9 in pistol round
>lit 92 in 1
EPIC
P
I
C

who /overwatch/ here

Is it just me or does it seem like c9 can hear the announcers calling out clg locations?

>tfw getting a team wipe with soldier 76 ult to win the game in overtime

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>baited for this exact responses
nice gramer

who /roadhag/ here

ya clg said they wouldn't listen tho

CLG LUL

>CLG

Where is my friend that said CLG is top 10

if they put a non EU team at #1 hltv would implode

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I'm really loving playing on teams where everyone picks the sniper or the ninja

LMFAO
DEAD STREAM
NA STREAM KAPPA XDD

SHUT
IT
DOWN

did tarik win the 1v3 hold?

>16-1

THIS SCRIPT

>black out screen and give round to CLG

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I can't wait for Overwatch to overthrow this scripted, hack-fest of a game

This is what happens when you allow a Swedish company to host a tournament here. Trump will end this madness

not going to happen

>overwatch wont get hacked
roflmaolol

>niggers expecting forced espurt game like overwatch to succeed

SHUT IT DOWN

Im already top 10 on pharah with my hack

the game already has aimhacks and wallhacks built in, esports guise

>niggers
wtf

Thanks for the (You)s, I can go to sleep now

Every time there's a blowout the analyst desk always goes "Well there's nothing to analyse there"

fucking shitters, if a team literally rapes another team that's the best matches you can actually really break down the mistakes and right things

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Just memers, nobody actually expects anything to come from a game whose developers opted to avoid having a real match scoreboard so they don't hurt someone's feelings.

yeah and then when they do that Veeky Forums and reddit bitches that they're biased

>dad got little caesar's
>sister gets an entire pizza to herself because she "doesn't like pepperoni"
>i have to share a pizza with both my parents

this is fuckin bullshit

uhhhhh no?
What is there to analyze in "clg aren't killing the players on c9 before they can be killed"???

She wants the D

you didnt buy it so stop crying you degenerate

>Lil Shitsar's

You can say that about any round in that case.

If you can't analyse a 16-1 why can you analyse a 16-14?

well
i ANALized your mom last night ;)

Nice for you ;)

>If you can't analyse a 16-1 why can you analyse a 16-14?

POO

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ANELE 9/11 ANELE

no im serious this is fucking bullshit.

I ate my measly 3 slices of pizza and I want more. This fucking lazy fat bitch gets an entire pizza for no reason.

>DMG shitters who can't see why a team fails this hard

>16-1 game takes as long as 16-14 game
nice event

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n0thing = meme?