SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

you didn't include every meme available

try again

>tfw joining just before a new round starts

How are memes relevant to vox dickgirls?

they're not but if you're gonna include two of the memes from the poll you should include them all

Look at this fuckinghe is again, niggerposting lg, there he is, there he is again, niggerposting like every other day
He doesn't breath, he doesn't eat, he shitposts like the nigger he is

This post was specifically designed to make me angry

Fuck off, nigger.

how do you set up keybinds

How are girl vox with two birddicks a meme?

>more steven universe infecting minerals
STOP THIS SHIT

perfect

Can someone explain how the blueberry meme started? I get that it's a fetish people got from watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when they were young, but how did it start memeing in our thread?

I mean there are tens of thousands of different fetishes out there but I don't see constant micro/macro fetishism stuff in here (please start shitposting in this form btw)

You can't. You can choose between two predefined sets of keybindings by toggling hotkeys on or off, using the tab key.

You're not even trying

>Bonk X Shiggy
Ew.

Some memer started uploading books about a character and started shitposting about it.

how to force a shitposting trend
1. shitpost
2. keep shitposting the same thing
3. keep shitposting the same thing until one person joins you for a couple of posts
4. this is enough justification to keep shitposting the same thing for months, almost entirely by yourself

someone posted a book in the server library about a staticname called dana turning into a blueberry and getting raped

someone started calling dana blueberry
more people started calling dana blueberry
then it became a minor meme for a week or two
then it stopped

Why do you memepost so much?
You don't like it
No one likes it
it only makes god sad
please stop
post spess

>acknowledging memeposts
A terrible mistake to make

>deity posts in the wrong thread

>not enjoying memes

cmon you gotta love the memes

what's your faavorite meme? mine is waifus

I know right?

OTHER (REPLY IN THREAD) is the hottest and the coolest on the station.

Please stop

>not wanting to hear the yelping of a shy stutterfaggot being pounded in his boipussi by a skeletal russian sociopath

fun fact: it was spergay that started calling dana blueberry in game

Result of two blob showers (the small ones). Both hit from the north.

It's gross, I love it.

spergay said something before he left about not intending for it to turn into such a dank meme though

>tfw no obese space waifu.

Make a white meteor that makes no sound when exploding and a yellow meteor that explodes leaving bananas

Thank fucking god.

Being able to crawl around when you can't move your legs when

there's dana!

youtube.com/watch?v=BAM_58GAf3M&index=7&list=PLaP6jbqNUfjCbqmuJyXql2nCxbaVTWrzx

There was that one fatass RD that played for a while.
They were pretty cool.

>BLueberrys
>Same as fat

Get out you normie.

Ling needs a massive overhaul. As of right now, vampires are what changelings should have been in the first place, and even those still need a bit of work.

One of the major aspects of changelings I feel should be changed is the fact that very few of their powers actually come into use, especially those that form their namesake. Really, the only powers you'll see a changeling use is ranged stings and regeneration, rarely will they actually transform and take over someone's identity.

Basically what I'm saying is, changelings should be better at morphing (maybe even into inanimate objects), blending in, moving around and have more "transformation-based abilities" (sword arms or tools made of bones for instance). They should be much harder to catch, but much less dangerous if you're aware of them (no instant death ranged sting).

When ANYTHING that has any possibility of causing limb damage doesn't also kill you five times over from blood loss, and when pain isn't a body-wide stat that just paralyzes you forever

>tfw no more medbay husbandos
>no more service husbandos
>no more cargo husbandos
>certainly no command husbandos

whyyyyy

There was Julia but her player left.

...

From a distance it looks like globs of snot glued to the hull or to the lattices.

I love it.

you're a fat cute blueberry, dana!

cute, CUTE!

er, I don't think meteors are supposed to be able to cross Z levels. I'll have to talk to dylan about it.

It's intended.

>tfw yahir and nevill are still allowed to play here
>even though yahir is the most toxic asshole we have here
>even though they both are obvious metacommers
>even though yahir is a metagrudging asshole who drives people to leave the server from his dickheadery
>even though they're both useless and widely disliked by the majority of the server

i wonder if yahir will pitch a passive-aggressive fit in the thread claiming it's just one of his metagrudgees metagrudging him constantly after he sees this

>explore space
>somehow bleb spawned on another z level
>the entire z level is nothing but bleb because no one was around to stop it

He specifically did intend them to cross Z-levels.
I like it, means you could have a gigantic blob growing in some corner of the map.

Cry about it.

i think i prefer spending hours log-diving, just like you, yahir

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2534

Weekly announcement thread with the weeks news.

How about you cry about it,

Yahir calm the fuck down
Adults shouldn't react like this when their escapism is threatened

nah man, nah

Well I'll let regular blobs and nodes cross Z Levels but I'll restrict the cores.

So what are some good clown gimmicks

How do you play a good clown?

Is slipping everyone alright?

Cry about it

Tell me a joke.
I'm waiting.

Be funny

Don't be a shit
Do not be majorly annoying
Do not cry to the admins if you disregard 2 and 3 and then get your shit pushed in

(You)

alright family

> Usually talkative crew-member goes completely silent and acts erratically

this is the problem with ARPEE

since if you develop a personality, you will inevitably act oddly when playing antag, and people will be mighty more suspicious of you

Holy fuck that's so rad

Then don't act oddly.

FIRESPERM

Or if a ling tries to be you but doesn't know you well enough to copy you.

No, Yahir, I think I'll just make a ban request instead. Maybe you can go cry about metagrudging in the ban thread instead?

That's how you know they got their muh antag roll!

Hey buddy.
Cry about it.

>tfw interact with person every shift
>know their tells, their grammatical conduct, their usual vocabulary
>see them working their job
>completely different vocabulary and grammatical structure
>know it's a ling
>know I can't do anything about it

it's easier to tell when they absorb someone like Angelite, or people like Spergay or Yred, since players like that have wildly different styles of writing from the normal playerbase

Yet another reason why ling is shit, and why paranoia in this game is dead. The stupid-ass rules don't permit shit like this at any time.

As if lings even transformed.

this, tbqh

I mean, if we know IC what lings are, yet aren't allowed to make decisions based on someone turning into a COMPLETELY different person when we know there's lings about, then like, just, what the fuck, guys?

Here's the aftermath of a single Blob storm. Keep in mind that this version is much rarer than the Blob shower, and that both versions can only occur after 30 minutes have elapsed.

That's one of the times where you are completely in the right to assume it's a ling and do everything in your power to contact security and have it apprehended. Granted you know there are lings on station. Once that gets out, you're good to go

Nigga that's a shuttle call right there, fuck outta here.

are you a fucking casual son?

>You check yourself for injuries
Did you find any?

You literally should be telling people about that if it happens

Deity are you going to add in blobnauts?
Because that is the best part of TG's blob rounds.

JOLLY COOPERATION

>it's a jeff round

>Vote deff
>WIN WITH SIX PERCENT

I'm sorry.

Press X to Jeff

My name Jeff

youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY

Remove this bullshit weighted vote fucking when

Nobody wants to play on Deff, it's fucking ass. The design is sub par and is missing half of the shit that box has. Meta is alright, Taxi is fucking shit, but all three of these stations still get fucking voted in when it's lowpop and the majority of people playing ACTUALLY want these fucking maps

Weighted voting is fucking retarded and was only added to please the minority of people who like playing anything other than Box. They STILL get their way too in a regular voting system, it just happens when everyone actually fucking wants to play on a different map

>one person votes deff
>it almost always wins

>That smooth tactical rest to slip the badwiz pushing into him
>All those slained apprentices

J E F F

Seems like a bit much unless its extremely rare. Also, are the centcomm messages different for blob storms and showers or will it just tell you its a regular old meteor storm?