/fgog/ Fate/Grand Order General

>Santa Alter /ss/
>Santa Alter /ll/

Jack is just a ripoff of Fie from sen no kiseki

What *3 Servant would they even give?

Why does she look fucking bald with a painted top to her head in all her art, seriously the most disgusting garbage art I've fucking seen out of this game

Every single issue concerning rates can be blamed on Whales. It's Whales who enable the shitty rates. If enough people had complained and didn't whale so hard in spite of shit rates, we wouldn't be stuck with these shitty ass rates.

Hopefully, she actually looks of that size, I will roll the gatcha for her if she does.

Nobu a CUTE.

Ibaraki is very hage.

Day 280, Liz was free and Drake/Carmilla were quartz gacha, rate my luck

>More shitty lolicon pandering garbage
Wow as if this game didn't already try to appeal to the lowest common denominator enough

>sen no kiseki
Then it means it's the other way around, seeing Apoc comes first.

Because its a demon?

>*3 Servant
>3* event CE
Please learn to comprehend shit.

>tfw have a no leveled Nobu because i can't ascend her

I think you mean design, the art is different from the real thing.
But either way, she is an oni, not a human. She should look abnormal.

>3* servant
Try reading

How are your CEs? I'd say Drake and Waver make like any team good.

People really get off to thinking themselves special here, even in a bad way. Thinking this shitty jew gatcha is the worst ever that cheats us and we must be masochists.

During an event where they handed us at least a dozen of each ascension item, five quartz, a dozen 5* CE that drop easily, and a free servant.

Yeah I get jokes, but its starting to fall flat as well.

Shota Shirou CE when?

xth for best assassin

>lolicon
>lowest common denominator
Not really that strange, every mobage needs lolis here and there.
Also, their goal is not to try to pander to lowest common denominator, it is to pander to fucking everyone so everyone pays to roll at some point.

>Male servant
>BARA!!FUJO REEEE

>Adult Female servant
>WAIFUFAG!!OLD HAG REEEEE

>loli servant
>PEDOTRASH!!PANDERING REEEE

What do people actually want?
A horse?

>Next event introduces raids to Fate/Grand Order
>Multi-floor dungeons with new monsters and design based off the boss servant at the very end.
>You have to simultaneously control two parties of servants, taking them through two separate halves of a Dungeon fighting various monsters, using servants of certain classes to navigate traps, and open passages for the other party to progress through
>However, each party is hard-capped at 33% your current Cost cap.
>Can win CEs in dungeons that when equipped raise your cap, allowing you to add stronger servants to your party
>Each Dungeon has a boss monster that drops a guaranteed ascension material with a chance at multiples
>Can very rarely be replaced by an event welfare servant that drops a copy of itself and one of its ascension materials.
>The final Dungeon floor has a 5* servant with 1mil+ health and disallows use of quartz to revive. If you defeat it, you get a single copy of it the first time, and every time afterwards a stack of monuments for its class/one monument of each class if an Extra class
>Usually brand new servants, but occasionally a raid with a time limited servant is introduced.
>If you want more copies gotta roll the gacha, goy

Would you enjoy?

Would you fuck off?

>A dozen of each ascension item
Which means fuck all because you can't roll anything from the gacha anyway that's worth having, and even if you do roll anything from the gacha there's no content anyway so who gives a shit.

>5 quartz
Oh wow wonderful enough for a single roll

>A 5* CE
That is mediocre filler at best

>A free servant
The worst one yet, an absolute useless piece of shit and a character that most people barely gave a fuck about other than having pointy tits

So obviously some fucking DelightWorks shill from reddit, go back there if you like it so much.

>A horse?
We are also gonna get that thanks to Red Hare, but they will just scream "furry shit!" like with the lion.

Yes. Red Hare when?

Until I woke up, sure.

This image is going places.

FURRYSHIT!!REEEE!!!

ANIMALFUCKERS!!REEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Giant robots.

Well I've never seen anyone complaining about Babbage

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Red Hare won't be furry. Knowing the artist it's going to be more demonic.

Post berserkers who could defeat Gilgamesh.

Shota Shirou servant when?

Best archer

I've got Formalcraft and L/0Z for them.

>tfw no Frankenmoe
I still haven't even max ascend retard cat in the hopes I can actually roll her.

Probably because he is a 3*.
If he was a 5*, there would be a lot of shitposting.

Bless your soul, user.

Only in the 'why the fuck is Babbage a 5*' sense, not in the 'ROBOTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE' sense.

Indian in his natural position.

This desu.

Nobody cares that much about 3*s, most of the vocal minority that do are fujos/gays so Babbage doesn't register to them.

>Most likely would
Enkidu
Vlad III in vamp mode

>Can
Spartacus
Lu Bu
Lancelot
Heracles
Cu Alter
Beowulf

>Can't
Asterios
Darius
Caligula
Kintoki
Bloodaxe
Tamamo Cat
Nightingale
Kiyohime
Frankenstein
Berserker Arcueid

Would people complain about this?

People will complain and shitpost about anything.

If the sprite turns out like pirate sluts then fuck yes I will.

>Released with Zero!Saber
>Attacks do half damage (Shirou) but extra attack does triple (Saber attacks)

Teatime is good civilization

Well aside from being a Saberface what usually qualifies a servent being a *5? Going in I imagined Hector, Leonidas and the like to rank high up.

more expensive the artist = higher rarity

Well, considering we have from a mecha to a lion man in the game, I think the only thing we don't have are toddlers and elder men/women.
Both seem extremely unlikely to appear in a near future though.

Caligula might actually have a better chance than most zerkers. Better than Beowulf and Lu Bu, I'd say.

Atilla a cute

>Leonidas and Hector
>5*
kek
3* and 4* respectively is where I would put them.

And if it were up to me I would make the 5*s either the absolute most famous or the most blatantly mechanically broken.

What actually qualifies it though is how much money they think it will make them from whales.

>Hakuno
>Inviting this cuckshit threat into my home
They can burn just like Tamamo did

Being a girl or an indian seems to help

Maybe he deserves a push up to Can then, but it's not like that's an objective list or anything. Sometimes I forget Caligula has some pretty good stuff to him.

Fuck off, CCCfag.

Blackbeard turning out like that is fucking disgraceful honestly.

There's old Shuwen, whenever he turns up.

Gandalf when?

What would they say when in a party of Tamo Nero or Archer?

Rama was basically a girl and an Indian and only made it to 4*

Best berserker too.

Jack is technically a toddler, isn't she?

It's been 9 months and I'm still pissed at how hard they butchered Blackbeard. Generic goofy art, meme otaku personality, bronze, all for the single most famous and mythical pirate in history. The sluts was just like kicking him while he was down.

That's because his tailgear isn't turned on yet

she's 1000 aborted fetus

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I'm still mad. The same for fat Caesar.

Rama has a guaranteed 5* actual female version coming out soon.

When talking about 2D, it is always the body what counts.
Jack is an strange mixture of the upper side of a loli and the bottom side of a tall woman, she doesn't really qualifies as a toddler.

Even just counting the age, she wasn't technically born, she is a fetus.

I actually kind of loved him being just a One Piece character but being a two star and not getting even a little bit of serious spotlight was sad.

Are you saying the personality doesn't count?

Caesar would have been quite cool if he wasn't fat out of nowhere.

GOOD SNEK

Why is she so happy /fgog/?

That's cute.

How much DW thinks a servant will give money.
Sometimes they nailed it like with Dantes and Alter Jeanne, some others they get it somewhat wrong like with Orion or original Cu.

Probably something about how its a pleasure to work with them again. And if they do become Francis Xavier, they might have an insulting line for Jeanne, asking who she is.

>those nipples
probably saw her favorite student

6/10
Could've been better, but I'll still take it if its free.

God bless FP gacha, I finally got Cu Lancer.

Swimsuit SNEK

I suppose she kinda does have the personality of a toddler, but I don't think toddler lovers would actually like her or give their quartz for that body.
Not sure though, I don't really like toddlers at all.

>Tfw had to read all of the Ramayana due to a class
>Genuinely surprised when Rama appeared
>Unexpectedly teared up during their reunion already knowing all the BS they've been through
Fuck that sage. Like seriously.

SHIT SNEK

SUPERIOR SNEK SOON

I find fat Caesar quite cute for some reason. If Cleopatra ever comes out, maybe they'll release another Caesar.

I'll second this, I hope he has a thin 4/5* version in the future.