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cuck

CLG are still garbage tho

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

Scummit literally lost both rounds for them. What a fag.

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can we have some 1gs in magog

>Turkroach
>\_ O U N G I N
>Mr. Harvey
>an anime
>e-gf
CLG are our guys

COME THE FUCK ON PENTA

haha i love cs:go u shoot te gun but they dont die unless u memorized the CSGO recoil pattern.
ive memorized hte csgo recoil pattern to memorize the csgo recoil pattern.

why does d4vey from splyce have /s/ in his name

cmon d4vey keep that stuff to urself my man baka...

Yeah, should play more skilled games where its all in the movement and precision

>that shit happens

B&
B&
B&

if summit isnt banned for throwing I'm going to personally email valve.

>>>/owg/

summit pls

>Harvey

WutFace DansGame WutFace

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO PENTA

Is Missharvy not English speaking?

Jesus Harvey is almost as ugly as that play by summit

Fuck this card and everything it stands for.

Thanks for throwing you fucking faggot.
Bet on splyce

>posting rng cardgame in rng shooter game general

Uhhhhhhhh delet this??

French Canadian, so she can toggle the accent.

imo worse than YNK's english.

WHAT THE FUCK PENTA

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THROW THAT ROUND FUUUUCK YOU

...

>miss piggy live
>harvey nigger is no where to be seen

LOL

stfu you prob only bet 10 cent fucking dead ass bum

Of course not she's from Quebec, which also means she's probably an escort as well.

user who bet clg 2-0 post winnings

i have 30 on penta winning at least 1 map

AND THESE FUCKERS JUST THREW THE FUCKING GAME AWAY FUCK

LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A 2V2 WHEN YOURE PLANTED A AND THEYRE BOTH SLOW ROTATE B

WHAT THE FUCK SHIT-TA

FUCK GERMAN SHITS

>miss piggy telling summy to keep on

You can do it summit! Don't get bullied! VoHiYo

So how far away will the Splyce guys be standing from Summit in the group pictures?

youtube.com/watch?v=aNKuENgNkHA

Lirik would have won that round.

FUCK YOU PENTA

OH MY FUCKING GOD I STILL CANT GET OVER HOW FUCKING RETADED THAT SHIT WAS FUCK

VoHiYo Don't give up, Onii-chan! VoHiYo

how do we make summit1g great again

youtube.com/watch?v=ixzNlj-R5SE

Summit looks like he's 5 foot 6

is this website trying to sway me?
it's kind of working

If only Splyce got to play with 5 players instead of 4.

both is shit It's 50/50 anyway

PENTA IS SO FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK

Maybe summ1t should have focused more on improving his gameplay than posting on twitter.
But i understand he has to cash in on all that fanboy donation money tho so he has to tweet shit like that

he will probably get a gazillion dollars in donations during his first stream after DH

>user donated 50$
>"LOL XD Summit u suck"

>summit_on_fire donated $100
>Top donation! Big head little fire xD

>tfw people don't give me money to tell me I suck

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SUMMIT THE MADMAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>twitch chat calling just9n deadpool

why lads its so mean

>tfw chat was making fun of slemmy yesterday too

Just9n's face was used as examples of WMD detonation sites to justify the Iraq war.

...

Are you going to buy's Slemmy's new album?

fucking kill yourselves penta
german shitters losing my fucking skines what the fuck

stop posting

no1 cares

nrg is better than selfless but obviously not significantly better. s1lent vs relyks basically

harvey looks into camera too often

makes it kinda awkward to jerk off to her

stop posting

no1 cares


NICE T HALF GERMAN FUCKAS

too far....

I had a dream recently about threesome with harvey and anita sarkeesian. What does it mean doctor

sensei or deathadder boys?
did she get jew-er or something? not even steel is that jewish.

It means you have good taste for sex dreams

It means you're into fucking barnyard animals

if you don't mind having to buy a new one after 2-3 years, get the deathadder

Jesus Just9n is ugly

well if the sensei is anything like my kana, that won't last too long either. guess i'll go deathadder, unless someone have any other suggestions.
it's my first time researching mice and it all seems very subjective.

Just9n was the inspiration for "The Elephant Man"

aw poor just9n ;_; why is everyone so mean to him

Just9n is offically our guy. anyone who talks shit about him after this post is from reddit.

our guy lurppis is wrecking summit nerds in twitter

just lost 600 bucks

why am i so shit at betting

How the fuck do you guys fuck up your mice? I've had my sensei for over 4 years now and is great

how the fuck they get a plant they just walk in with a fucking GLAWKS

why are NA gotards so

FAT

AND

DISGUSTING

it means your FUCKED

cable on my kana fucked up and wont work anymore. i could probably replace the cord, but i wanna try something bigger.

I had a foursome with three girls and it wasnt that good

imagine all the work that it takes to have sex with one girl correctly and imagine not only three times the stress, but also three times as many sets of preferences and body types

it means you want to dominate over your oppressive authority figures

in that case, flush yourself for being mentally oppressed by SJWs you've never met

I had a 3.5g Deathadder since 2008 and it started to double click on lmb. replaced it 3 months ago

Just9n's face is used to simulate Moon landings

GO

FUCK

YOURSELVES

SHITRAISERS

SHIT-TA

SLAV SHITTERS

GERMAN FAGGOTS

umm what??
>relyks
>mitch
>just9n
>fucking tarik

It means you love memes.

Nobody cares it's NA time

Just9n face killed the dinosaurs

>fart
>it smells how paper tastes
am i going to be alright?

cancer

>fart
>it smells like my bf dick
am I going to be alright?

finally

smell recording devices WHEN

imagine anons exchanging with "fart1.smellm" files

the possibilites are endless
>cock
>boipucci
>breath
>feet
we need this

>tfw I can record my unwashed cum slathered dick or sweaty armpits so I can finally shower daily and still smell these on a regular basis

our girl pansy on esl_csgo

the particles that make up aromas are typically extremely complex and involve not only a large variety of elements and ions but also a very intricate shape

arbitrary smell reproduction is borderline impossible

>that one guy who hasn't washed in a year
>uploads his crotch and armpit scent
>upload corpse smells
>literally smell the shit off a shitpost
>upload the scent that makes you pass out

Can anyone explain this "dat boi" meme to me?

a person on my friends list changed his pic to it and I'm kind of worried.

I want to tit fuck kaceytron

NA CS is so fucking shit

even a player like Gob B can top frag in a na cs match

lmao

O shit shuddup nerdboi

o shit waddup!