Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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You get to steal anyone from their partner, who do you snatch to be your own eb?

So i stopped playing at lvl 40, now decided to return but don't remember shit about lore, what happened? I remember some dark crystals and secret society of secret guardians. Is it worth restarting or is there some tldr?

Also odin is ok?

Think there will be more stuff purchased with Spoils?

It's not the first time it happens and I've tried that too. I once held up raid for 30 minutes because the servers just didn't want to kick me the fuck out.

Garleans fucked the Scion's shit up and you're the champion of a giant light crystal. Story is good until Ultima then declines until about patch 2.5 with Shiva. From there it gets good again until about after 3.0 and drops again.

Bad Memes

evil gang of evil robed men trick literally everyone into summoning epic elemental gods
you recently killed titan and will now have to go kill bird lady but you need some shit for that like the airship engineers and the airship itself

>Also odin is ok?
Odin is immortal and not bound by the same pussy rules other primals are so yes, he is very okay.

Pharaohc@ from beepy

xth for old

>it gets good again until about after 3.0

oh no

Who's this tempting Nunh

i wouldn't do this
in reality or in hypothetical beepy will do the same thing they did over sugi and i'd feel bad putting that on egyptc@ and the thread

hi

I'm only willing to concede that it gets better than the bullshit before it before another drop off. How good you see it doesn't matter. I fall into the camp that think's it's still at best only slightly better though.

where all the lewd fem c@ and au ra butts at

Comfy/adorable art and pairings

>find someone who seems pretty chill
>only a second later to see that they're just a raging memer who spams xivg memes all day

i have no words and i want to scream

ugly

Free me from this hell

>tfw had my miq'kitten pussy filled by a strong elezen boy

This is the life

who was it

that's the biggest low res i ever saw.

I need pics of big, fat male croctails.
Please deliver /xivg/.

slut

B.V.

Then you haven't seen much yet

post moonc@fus

Calm down S.V.

I want the buss to myself.

no
catboys only

>le thirsty kitten

which

>join Saint
>ask if anyone wants to do expert
>silence
>later awena logs in
>someone shouts "AWENA HOUR"
>fc chat explodes
>everyone yelling at awena
>they're all saying really dark shit
>this goes on for exactly sixty minutes
>[FC]My bullyhole is so full... Thank you...
>he logs out
>fc chat goes silent again
What the fuck?

wasn't me

Guffy

Hi, anyone on Balmung wanna do animus book dungeons?

Best I got.

Okie

Cute

this sounds very possible, I believe it

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>defilled Mi'qitten
Harlot.

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Sorry for lewd.

Good stuff though lewd
>ywn find a miqote to snuggle your elezen

This is why i do the vath/vundu quests as well as sylphs and kobolds. It helps focus on eso unid items faster and the HW tokens can be used to fill anything.

Still cute

glad you did face 3 this time, it's more boyish and suits you

handsome c@

Who is the cutest tomboy character?

have any of your tried abstaining from using teleport? started an alt and doing just that, and having fun!

>tfw no fully armored paladin husbando who only shows you his face
why am I living

circlejerk orbiters flock as they cry SPIDERC@

Asa Gof!

I mostly use return because poor

ain't nobody got time for that

...

I mostly just teleport to hunts nowadays

\ ( ・ω・ ) ノ

will somebdoy please by my internet bf or gf for the love of GOGD

monkey want banana?

can you explain this meme? why is he a gorilla?

hey kirito tia here, message me, kirito tia

he looks like one irl

shut the fuck up putt

>Midas Savage is a huge healer check
I guess this tier is "don't bring along the gurl gaymer healer if you want to make progress" one.

me

Dunno.
They have a decent au ra so I always think of them as a zombie-ra

Now it's the part where Putt,who hasn't been posting yet, suddenly replies with >lezoomedincatface.jpg and "all me putt" because irony is so epic xD

Not really

I know a gurl healer who lagged a lot and was pretty aggressive to other healers. She quit right on time it seems.

>tfw don't mention I'm girl so people will still include me in content running

Eh, after you travel through these areas once on foot/mount they aren't very long or charming to do again outside of a few zones. I got my fill of wandering around on foot for miles back in FFXI.

Can I snuggle you Velvel?

And then you inevitably get replaced due to not being able to communicate with the rest of the group when shit hits the fan because you're trying to preserve your gender-less image.

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why doesnt xiv have lovely music like this?

If you could french kiss any c@poster, who would you choose?

This isn't ERP

i can believe how much more fun this game is while playing a lalafell

I can listen on teamspeak I don't need to talk. I just don't want to deal with misogynists like you who think I can't play games properly/learn to get better based on my gender alone.

OOKER IN THE KOOKER

How does this not look like an ook

None of these they all have semen on their breath some have their own!

>posting pictures that are so old they aren't even relevant

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Friends of Velvet are here. You can have this.

Sometimes things happen where you need to think on the fly, adjust your strats based on current events and call things out yourself. All you'll ever be able to do like this is follow directions from others.

>I just don't want to deal with misogynists like you who think I can't play games properly/learn to get better based on my gender alone.
There was no implication of this. There's a difference between a "girl gamer" and simply a girl who plays vidya.
If you don't know said difference, you're probably the former and have already lost.

I'd buy that gorilla and do duns with em

This is a major issue in raiding. You better be able to fucking communicate clearly and efficiently or you're getting kicked out of my group.

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Join. /xvig/.

It is. Not a. Hugbox.

I miss Ninf...

>xvig
you dumb fucking stupid fucking worthless piece of shit catposter fucking suck a dick u shithead fuck off

>It is. Not a. Hugbox.
its supposed to flow nicely
yours just pauses at random intervals
>It is not. A hugbox.
would be better

>/xvig/

ugliest pale mooncat

more lewds

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>made a typo

haha I was only pretending to be retarded!

GROWN MEN
Did abe masturbate on skype for you too?
If he did it for paks and vjera he'll do it for you

cummies, m'lady?

>tfw want this au ra

>less of a healer dps check than gordias
>huge healer check

/doubt

It is a. Mystery.