>phone starts going mad during picking phase >some random girl off tinder is messaging me, basically asking for a hookup >currently seeing a girl but it's 'not official' >enemy just picked slark and i'm a filthy cuckport what do I do /d2g/, my penis rules my head and I fucking hate slark
Gavin Flores
You mean oracle?
Luke Walker
this fat fuck is stealing millions
John Ramirez
REMINDER
Cats are the official dota mascot.
Dog owners please do not reply.
Blake Perry
Memes
Joseph Howard
>tfw no Phoenix hero
Brandon Gonzalez
have sex post pics
Kevin Diaz
It's not as questionable as the ANY rapier antimage because Kunkka could literally kill him in one non-crit attack if he doesn't have heart. Even the Io could effortlessly solo kill that antimage.
Noah Sanders
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Owen Collins
What heroes are the best for rushing rapira? I want to make some games miserable for both my team and the enemy's.
Anthony Bailey
can i get banned thanks
Carter Cook
kunkka
Kayden Garcia
Post CP lad
Luis Turner
just post post porn you retard
Wyatt Rogers
but its a blueboard what if someoen gets fired becuase of me
Wyatt Robinson
Last time I watched porn I got promoted
Jonathan Miller
dont post any porn please im currently working at my job at the futanari templar assassin factory business is booming
Kevin Richardson
Match outcome aside, how do I into Alchemist aside from learning last hits? I don't feel like I've got acceptable items for 20+ mins
Nolan Phillips
then spoiler it and say it's porn, you'll get banned but people who are at their jobs will know it's porn and not click it
Then get fired anyway because Veeky Forums at work lmao
Julian Davis
Am I allowed to be viable yet?
Alexander Collins
MODS
Lincoln Sullivan
thanks my boss just gave me a blowjob
Parker Torres
>you will never eat strawberry flavored lanayachan penis popsickles
Brandon Ward
nth for autism
Jose Ward
I just lost with a safelane alchemist on my team who had like s&y ac moonshard and some other crap items who riced all game. He did shit damage against their 17-0 troll warlord.
I am enraged
Juan Turner
your build is shit but i dont think even if i told you the correct build it would help much
unless you sold all your items and bought these ones for the gold you got, if thats not the case then there is no hope just play dota for like 1 more year then ask again
Samuel Davis
6.88 changelog:
>TP scrolls have their channel time reset when taking hero damage
Justin Howard
The quickest I will get rapier on kunkka is battlefury -> blink -> daed -> rapier. Crit and blink are just too important.
Aaron Flores
>no armlet ???
Adam Reyes
6.87c: Infernal Blade base damage reduced from 40 to 25/30/35/40 Armlet armor bonus when activated reduced from 5 to 4 Essence Aura now uses Pseudo-Random Distribution Wind Lace cost increased from 225 to 235 Wind Lace is no longer available in the Side Shop Silver Edge now has a 300 gold recipe Arc Warden base damage improved by 4 Vengeful Spirit Intelligence reduced from 15 + 1.75 to 13 + 1.5 Super Creep gold increase over time reduced from 2 to 1.5 per upgrade cycle Beastmaster's Boar Poison no longer pierces Spell Immunity Greevil's Greed no longer benefits illusions Storm Spirit Intelligence increased from 23 + 2.6 to 24 + 3.0 Slardar base movement speed reduced from 300 to 295 Metamorphosis no longer increases Base Attack Time Conjure Image damage taken reduced from 425% to 400% Stifling Dagger base damage increased from 60 to 75 AoE Bounty Gold based on level reduced from 8/7/6/4/4 to 6/5/4/3/3 per level Grave Chill cast range increased from 600 to 650 Jinada slow reduced from 18/22/26/30% to 15/20/25/30% Added Ogre Magi
Gavin Thomas
goddamn liberals
Thomas Harris
>tfw no hoodralik pres hero
Jaxon Perez
How's NP in this patch anyways?
Lincoln Fisher
>Storm Spirit Intelligence increased from 23 + 2.6 to 24 + 3.0
For fucks sake he's going to be picked again.
Isaac Lee
terorrblade is the next op hjero please screenshot this and post it two weeks from now
Xavier Wright
>no mirana aghs nerf
Aiden Rivera
* Metamorphosis no longer increases Base Attack Time * Conjure Image damage taken reduced from 425% to 400%
Is my boy TB back? That Meta BAT change is kinda decent.
Christian Ward
>Metamorphosis no longer increases Base Attack Time >Conjure Image damage taken reduced from 425% to 400%
Cameron Stewart
SHRIEK
Evan Peterson
will I be the first person ever from /d2g/ to have sex?
Henry Murphy
>Slardar getting panic nerfed even though he had a garbage winrate in qualifiers >balanced supports like Venge getting nerfed while broken pieces of shit like Lion left alone
Connor Roberts
>silver edge was a good item for literally like 2 weeks
fun while i lasted i guess, back to never bying it again
Ethan King
>AoE Bounty Gold based on level reduced from 8/7/6/4/4 to 6/5/4/3/3 per level What does this mean?
Samuel Brown
how is a 300 gold recipe such a big deal?
Easton Nelson
Reddit wants Fnatic to be kicked from the major.
Thanks Reddit for bringing Madara to Manila, you are truly our greatest allies :^)
Eli Peterson
nerf to the memeball meta 5 man starts at 10 minutes bullshit we've been playing for ages now
Blake Peterson
>Greevil's Greed no longer benefits illusions
David Mitchell
was euls buffed? i dont remember...
Nathan Martin
Don't have sex
Eli Wright
>tfw you'll never get ganked by this meepo squad
Jack Phillips
Heroes give less aoe gold per level.
Teamfight nerf.
Carson Stewart
does it interfere with my last hitting abilities?
Parker Smith
>Random visage buff >it's actually huge for ganking VISAGE MID META WHEN?
Cooper Campbell
I predicted this change. Finally radiance alchemist is total shit hahah
Ethan Ortiz
you wont be able to disassemble it
now its amazing becuase a lot of items use ultimate orb so you can just put it isnide your lothars
there were games where i made silver edge like 3 times on slark and kept disassembling it for better items
Adrian Sullivan
based I was hoping for hero brawler to get nerfed for awhile
Levi Martin
>yet another balance patch >still ignored
FUCK YOU ICEFROG
Levi Perry
All he needed was mkb. But troll is probably stronger than alch because alch relies on burst, not sustained manfights. Alch can attack almost as fast as troll if you go moonshard,mjolnir, ac and that shit because of his low BAT.
Brandon Sullivan
>Nerfing terrordude Why?
Lucas Wood
>1 year Why what do I need to learn
Brayden Flores
>tfw alchemist is no longer goodNaga
Owen Campbell
to get more than 2 items as the carry that farms by far the fastest in the entire game
im sure 75% of the time you were just running around in circles becuase its not be possible any other way
Matthew Parker
radiance manta alch wasn't even good Next you'll be getting raped by the blink dagger, armlet, blademail, mjollnir alch.
Luke Thomas
Mjolnir alch>radiance alch I won the DEBATE HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MMR SHILLS
Brody Wood
So did we get past "axe is op" meme?
He is still worse than he was in 6.82 and back then he wasnt op he just countered the meta.
Landon Peterson
>radiance build gets nerfed >this means that you were right?
Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke. Those TB buffs are literally d2g-level shit.
David Brown
Whenever I fap, I get weaker. I can't perform as well during my martial arts class. When I fap before sleeping I wake up late and feel like I've slept 4 hours when I've in fact slept 8. Sex can only be bad for you because it exhausts you more than fapping. So yes, it will slow down your reaction times.
Jose White
I traded sex for d2g. sofarit's been working out pretty gud
Jaxon Jenkins
Reddit tears incoming. They just won't let terrorblade be a good hero again.
Jaxson Jackson
>venge nerf
huh?
Grayson Russell
I'm right now. There's nothing you can say now.
The scary thing is that I actually said this in d2g a few days ago "they need to make greevils greed no longer work on illusions or make it work for half the values". And they actually did it.
Cooper Cox
Still no Techies changes. Hero will be dumpster for another year before he probably gets buffed the wrong way then nerfed the wrong way again,
Brandon Wilson
I mean, one can't know from the image alone but it was a "win lanes aside from Alche's cause he gets bullied, lose late because the enemy has Axe we fed them" episode so I didn't have all the space in the world to farm I mean you're right that it's a shit outcome but I hoped in some item build or farming tips Also I had to go safelane ans I'm not sure it's the best lane for alche since he only has sub 50% winrate in any lane other than mid
Cameron Cooper
>AoE Bounty Gold based on level reduced from 8/7/6/4/4 to 6/5/4/3/3 per level does this kill the memback?
Aaron Morris
>not fapping only when you have a headache
Thomas Reed
>blademail goes through bkb
Jonathan Hall
Girls hate video games because they make guys feel better than girls ever can. Guys also give more attention to video games. Cap admitted to having had oral sex while he was casting a game, but he became so focused on the game that he forgot he was getting blown. Watching dota>sex
Blake Cook
Pros are gonna stop playing alch just because he can't do naga things as effectively right? He's still a strong hero, but they'll never touch him again will they?
Ayden Perez
that's pretty huge isn't it?
Cooper Young
>I'm right now. There's nothing you can say now. congrats, you're still wrong tho
a radiance alch still outfarms mjolnir
Thomas Butler
she's consistently been a top tier support for so long now
Eli Williams
You always have to rush your farming item on alch first. That's how you farm the most.
Henry Morales
I have chronic headaches.
Daniel Gutierrez
>buffing envy right before the major I guess valve really wants to push this Secret meme
John Jackson
Get your brain checked bro you might have a tumor
Colton Wright
I doubt it. Radiance alch lost around 40-30% of his farming speed I believe. They should be about even now.
Jackson Anderson
did i somehow become a better player or somethnig? everybody seems to commend me, im not even asking for it
Isaiah King
Is this a patch icefrog would come up with? Buffing tb by reverting some of the nerf?
Charles Bailey
Tumors don't cause headaches. There are no sensory nerves inside the skull.
Gavin Wilson
Alch still has two illusions farming and shorter BoT's
Just simply math 3 units farming is better that one plus a static charge
William Nguyen
>buffing envy
these are eg buffs, terrorblade, storm and nerfs to bh
John Bennett
Mjollnir after the nerf right? Can't think of anything else
Julian Torres
is aui terrorblade good? i dont remember
Michael Williams
That's why you're cute. The cutest people are always the ones that don't try.