I want to wrap Karla's sweaty smelly panties around my face.
Carter Gomez
High Lord Wolnir is the stupidest boss I swear. I mean he's cool and spooky the first time you do it but damn you can kill him in mere seconds by going for the bracelets
People who say things like this are the reason I invade. I am rock hard right now
Justin Garcia
>12 hours as a deaconbro >397k souls from invasions alone >summons so fast I sometimes can't even move before in between loading screens >5 hours as a dorkmoon >not a single summon yet From... why?
Nolan Rivera
Darkmoon fixed yet
Jayden Barnes
I'm more salty about the preview in the trailers
Didn't the Accursed trailer have the AO walking in a pool of water in a grand Yhorm-esque room with his face peering down illuminated by the character's torchlight?
Kayden Smith
Dragonslayer's Axe if you got Lightning Blade for shitting lightning damage everywhere. The Hand Axe is also lots of fun, bad range but nice moveset and quick.
Brandon Peterson
>Karla >panties
Noah Cook
>Obviously way higher level than us >His weapon covers us in leeches for bleed damage >Switches weapon to just fully heal >Always Hidden Body
Seriously, what's the point? Why not just have unlimited health and one shot us?
Josiah Miller
Looks more like a shitpost than something genuine.
Luke Peterson
I am in love with Rosaria but she is not real. What do I do with my life now? I am literally crying right now.
William Kelly
You mean the place with the big lightning dogs and aldrich covenant?
Bentley Myers
name some fun weapons which also dont suck too much
are dancer's swords viable?
think thrall axe is meant to be pretty dank?
Josiah Stewart
he was originally in yhorm's room, look at it's design.
>cups literally everywhere, you get teleported to his fight via a chalice >throne being held up by subjugated people >piles of corpses next to the throne >Wolnir's whole shtick is he dominated multiple kingdoms and stepped all over people while tarnishing everything they cared about
Yhorm doesn't belong in that room at all, he's the exact opposite of its very design.
Jose Price
>Karla >panties I seriously don't think she wears them anymore
Gabriel Walker
see:
Chase Brooks
>Moonlight curved sword >Scales with dex >No int scaling >Int requirement Fuck you, From.
Leo Murphy
why isn't there a maggot weapon tho
I want torches to be meta
Brody Baker
I'm doing a darkwraith cosplay this run so my name is Darkwraith and it's gonna look retarded when I show up in just regular knight's armor
Jeremiah Murphy
dancer swords have triple split damage
top kek
have "fun"
Daniel Adams
can we migrate here >this thread was made 2 threads ago and hasnt been used
Carter Stewart
These faggots aren't banned and I get banned for >lol u tell me ;) I'm assuming ds4tool. Fuck you From.
Evan Martinez
No. Fuck off.
Samuel Kelly
don't invade until you get to the first dickwraith with the orb, you can get a tongue but hole behind the demon.
Oliver Lee
ugh, i GUESS
Jaxon Gonzalez
never ever
Logan Morales
>Thanks for making my girlfriend hate Dark Souls
Isaiah Reed
Anyone on PC has memekin claws they don't need? Cestus just doesn't feel right.
I'm at high wall if someone is feeling generous. pass: d s g
Julian Myers
...
Jose Lee
--- OFFICIAL DARK SOULS 3 TIER LIST ---
>FUCKING INVINCIBLE TIER Greatshields
>GOD TIER Twin Princes' Sword Carthus Curved Sword Washing Pole Thrusting Swords Red Hilted Halberd
>BAD TIER Daggers Great Hammers Scythes Caestus Whips
>YOU DIED TIER Claws Fist weapons
Evan Roberts
...
Noah Young
how to spot a redditor >plays on pc >summons phantoms >likes das2 >levels to 120 >wants poise enabled
Matthew Perez
THE MIGHTY HERO APPEARS
'sure'
Isaac Cooper
>Red Eye Invade over 20 times >Every single invaded host has had summoned phantoms
I don't mind a Blue/Darkmoon in response to my invasion, that's how they're supposed to work. But why the fuck does everyone have phantoms with them at all times? Do these people even play the fucking game?
Jack Cook
Greatshields aren't that good to be honest
The second they run into a dark weapon build they explode. There's no good way to block against dark damage.
Cooper Morgan
I'm having so much fun right now, guys.
>drop a Flamberge out of pure luck >grab the Red Eye Orb and start invading in Undead Settlement as a mad spirit >slap around a couple lone hosts >invade in the hut before the Great Oak's boss door >host and white phantom right on top of me >roll straight to the hallway to keep them on one side >slap them around with wide Flamberge swings >phantom has a sliver, backs off to sip >suddenly my hands move on their own >swap to light crossbow and shoot him for 18 damage >EEAGH
Before today I really didn't appreciate crossbows that much. Time to find a better one and upgrade it. Not the Avelyn, though, fuck that thing.
Brandon Butler
Does claw or caestus work well with bleed? Is there a bleed infusion in this game?
Hudson Martinez
>Twin Prince's Sword The fuck? Is this sword actually good?
Jayden Gray
Invasions prioritize people with summons.
Colton Rodriguez
FFFFFFFFFFamily sharing
Xavier Wood
Our Father, Which art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, On earth as it is in Heaven, Give us this day our darkmoon summon, Forgive us our debs as we forgive our debtors, Lead us not into temptation, Deliver us from non-working covenants For Thine is the Kingdom, and the power and the glory, forever.
Henry Edwards
>SL1 No Rolling/Blocking/Parrying - The Final Showdown
Wew, and he's on Lord of Cinders
Logan Myers
just put simple on it like everyone else so you can always weapon art
David Morales
>2nd post > No response
pls
Kevin Sanders
has it been determined if you can drop +10 weapons to invade at a lower weapon level
Hunter Robinson
Yes it does. It even works with Stance R2 for Straight Swords.
Angel Ward
Do claws have the same parry frames as the caestus?
Nolan Reyes
>Leo Ring - strengthens thrusting attacks >Is the Claymore rolling r2 a thrusting attack? >Does the Claymore have "Thrust" as attack type?
Camden King
Any of you played Exanima? It's my new obsession, similar learning curve and atmosphere to DeS as you learn the combat mechanics.
Wyatt Nguyen
wew he already did it
Owen Ortiz
>get bored >make a new character >get dancer blades(they suck) legit SL 16 >get orb >invade at high wall >host and phantom using end game armor and weapons, throwing lightning urns
And this is the first area PvP happens, holy pathetic, he even turned a seed on. I just left, I guess this is where you go to PvP and gank if youre dogshit at the game
Adrian Cooper
if i attack one, will the other attack ass well?
Jonathan Foster
it's okay
you don't have to be black anymore
Lincoln Phillips
why 2 threads?
Use the older one
Robert Ward
Anyone?
Caleb Clark
fuck u janitors cant ban me
James Brooks
I think I seen that Black Man arrow build before as a ghost somewhere.
Cameron Fisher
I beat the alpha a while ago and it just wasn't satisfying.
Connor Long
Havel's has 83% reduction, and Stone, Curse Ward, and Dragonslayer all have at least 75%. With Sun Princess ring or some other forms of regen, you can pretty much ignore the chip damage if you play defensively.
Plus you can always roll away and wait for their buffs to run out, only attacking when they overextend in a desperate attempt to hit you.
Jace Rogers
How bad is split damages this time around?
Specifically, how bad is the Drakeblood Greatsword?
Benjamin Watson
Why does my sacred flame not push the enemy down? It only does the first hit
Logan Howard
post it all
Isaac Sanchez
...
Hudson Flores
as much as i can, although ive been through most of it and im sure plenty here have already seen it all
Charles Kelly
I would punch miyazaki in his stupid face so he fucking finally gets fucking covenants right once in his fucking life fuck this, I've been farming these fucking silver knight for 2 fucking days and am still missing 9 shitty fucking items fuck you
Nicholas Hill
Can anyone help with ocerios SL 62, Xbox One?
Adam White
They've added a ton of stuff since the alpha. There's currently four full levels of storymode (each level taking an hour or two to beat) with an update tomorrow promised to double the amount of story content, and a fleshed out arena mode with novice/expert areas and proficiency levels leading past expert and up to master.
Jose Gray
What about hand axe? Easily mid/high tier.
Jackson Evans
Does the Chaos Hand weapon art even work? I want to sexually harass unkindled ash.
Colton Green
Oh, can you see my sign? name is wingate
Blake Sanchez
I haven't
Jason Brown
Awful, It should have been aborted
Xavier Clark
>non stop invasions @ sl80/+8 >switch chars, but same range >no invasions >think I'm softbunned >switch back, non stop invasions >check higher level char, also getting invasions >still can't get invasions on this character
epic
Brody Allen
aren't you a lucky boy~
Nathan Miller
holy shit
we are sad to inform that celery stephan is in a coma until I get a new fucking computer
Bentley Price
Who would win, Maria or Abyss Watchers?
Christian Wilson
Homosexuals please go.
Daniel Peterson
Oceiros
Lincoln Hughes
Maria. Then she would leave one alive and commit bloodplay with him
Ignorant slave pls go
Nathaniel Perry
sadly thats all i have and im not sure how much time i have left, this is probably goodbye homosexuals
Parker Sanders
Abyss Watchers would be too busy fighting amongst themselves.
Connor Ward
>Get summoned for a FFA >it starts >everyone attacks me first >die immediately
Cute guys, real cute.
Brayden Flores
I'm really having trouble killing guys with my spear, anyone have some tips?
David Torres
yeah don't use a spear
Austin Davis
If they add Dark Souls 1 poise back I will kill myself upload the video here. I cannot stand more Havels faggot anymore.
Aaron Bennett
You're the one who's free for everyone
David Garcia
>No tits How can artists STILL get this wrong?
Carson Wright
Have you tried improving instead of being 12?
Aiden Sanders
What would Maria do then? Just sit around?
Michael Torres
Artorias fanclub dies of cringe at the sight of Maria's concetrated edge
Carter Turner
>playing dark souls for the pvp Holy shit when will you fags realise Dark Souls is a one-and-done game experience? You're putting up with so much horse shit by taking it to the next level and pretending it's a fighting game when the gooks at fromsoft are incapable of balancing the multiplayer aspect of it. It's been 5 entries to the franchise and they still don't know what the fuck they are doing. Go play a proper fighting game you fucking retards.
Ryan Kelly
How much Int/Faith do I need to use pyromancy as a decent secondary weapon?